Post by Fickle81 on Jun 24, 2012 18:19:07 GMT -5
I recently endured this horrific abomination...I have no fucking words to describe how nauseously terrible this is. If this movie's wretched abhorrent awfulness were somehow weaponized, it could be the end of the entire universe as we know it. I can't even call this "so bad it's good" because this movie DOES wanna be taken seriously (unlike other so bad it's good movies like The Dead Next Door or Plan 9 From Outer Space). This movie was an hour and 35 minutes, and it took me nearly 3 hours to complete it due to having to pause it repeatedly out of fear of having an aneurysm.
Rather than write out a lengthy and in depth review myself, I'm going to link to a You Tube video review of the film by You Tube user Hellsing920. Now, I watch this individual every once in awhile and our film tastes are DRASTICALLY different (he loved Cannibal Holocaust while I hated it and he hated Eraserhead which is one of my favorite films of all time). However, in this case, we could not be more on the same page. He points out pretty much everything wrong with the movie that I would have if I were to write a review for it. Here it is:
However, I have to add a couple points to his review:
#1: Hellsing says that he doesn't believe that there is such a thing as a hybrid car that gets 100 MPG. I did a little bit of research on the subject and found out that there ARE hybrid cars that get that kind of gas mileage.
#2: He pointed out the part in the movie where the treehugger told the characters about the birds agenda of attacking people either in their cars or at gas stations. Thing is that's not how the birds operated AT ALL. They attacked people completely at random, which makes that character's statement of the agenda of the attacking birds completely false, which shows how terribly written the movie is.
So if you have 19 minutes to kill, give this video a watch...but please don't let curiosity get the better of you and heed his warning about it. I didn't and I paid dearly for it. This movie is so goddamn horrendous that I am giving it a rating I have NEVER given ANY movie before since I started reviewing movies.
0/5
And that's being fucking generous, cause I actually considered giving a negative score.