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Post by Fickle81 on Dec 25, 2005 18:40:56 GMT -5
My dream where I remade E.T. gave me an idea. Here is a game where you take an already made movie and come up with a completely messed up ending for it. I'll start:
Forrest Gump:
Not only do you find out Jenny has AIDs,but Forrest JR. has it too. Both die and Forrest is all alone. The End.
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iamlegend
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Post by iamlegend on Jan 1, 2006 18:02:08 GMT -5
at the end of Day of the Dead, when they make it to the island, the skinny drunk guy finally runs out of booze, kills the black guy and rapes the girl. the black guy comes back as a zombie of course and kills him, then the girl manages to kill them both for good. alas she is pregnant, and the kid is born a zombie because it is stillborn (lack of good medical care on a desert isle?) but returns eh and she raises the child for all her days. picture a final shot of her all crazy-eyed and dirty and half naked in torn and tattered clothes, maybe five years later,trying to breastfeed the little zombie still(by trying to drip the milk into his mouth from above to avoid being bitten)who hasnt grown a bit. then the camera pulls way out slowly as she begins to cut off one of her toes to feed it, and we all know she will slowly cut off all her appendages to feed the little fucker. the end and amen.
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Post by seahag on Jan 1, 2006 21:51:25 GMT -5
At the end of Terms of Endearment Jack Nicholson digs up Debra Winger's character the night after she's buried. Jack brings her back to his house and has anal sex with her. One night Shirley Mcclaine walks in on him tea-bagging her daughter's bloated corpse. She starts to move back and before she can let out a scream Chuck Norris crashes through a window. Chuck then roundhouse kicks Shirley Mcclaine, instantly killing her. The last shot is of Jack and Chuck having a beer together and laughing their asses off. The End...
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Post by Fickle81 on Jan 1, 2006 22:07:32 GMT -5
At the end of Terms of Endearment Jack Nicholson digs up Debra Winger's character the night after she's buried. Jack brings her back to his house and has anal sex with her. One night Shirley Mcclaine walks in on him tea-bagging her daughter's bloated corpse. She starts to move back and before she can let out a scream Chuck Norris crashes through a window. Chuck then roundhouse kicks Shirley Mcclaine, instantly killing her. The last shot is of Jack and Chuck having a beer together and laughing their asses off. The End... For some reason I'm picturing The A-Team theme going well with that scene once Chuck Norris enters...Just thought I'd share that...
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Post by Fickle81 on Jan 3, 2006 16:51:47 GMT -5
Bloodsport:
The Japanese fighter beats Dux (Van Damme) to death after throwing the power in his eyes...then forcefully takes Dux's woman (Janice) and forcefully has ranchy sex with her for 7 hours...The End.
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