Post by Fickle81 on Apr 1, 2008 0:13:32 GMT -5
I heart L. Ron Hubbard. He’s such a great man that did such a great thing for the world by writing Dianetics and introducing Scientology to the world. Damn good writer as well (read his short horror story Fear to see what I’m talking about). I’m convinced that L. Ron Hubbard was nature’s way of apologizing for The American Civil War. He’s so great and his contributions to the world are so self evident that I’m not going bother listing them. That is how awesome he was.
All the stupid baseless things that people say about him make me physically ill. Things like Hubbard being racist towards Asians and Blacks, Hubbard being a pathological liar, Hubbard trying to perform mystical abortions on his wife with a coat hanger at home (among other acts of alleged physical abuse), Hubbard being incompetent at running the USS PC-815 during World War 2 (the story of him ordering the sub to engage enemy submarines that weren’t there is a load of shit. Hubbard fought bravely for his country and was awarded a medal for his inspiring acts of patriotism. Fact.), Hubbard abandoning his first wife and children to marry Jack Parsons’ girlfriend, Hubbard possibly having his son Quentin murdered for disobeying him and because he was homosexual, Hubbard saying in Church documents that scientology was a business rather than a religion, Hubbard imprisoning people (children and adults alike) on his cruise ship in the ship’s chain locker or even bounding them and throwing them overboard, and Hubbard being an alcohol, pill, and opium addict. All these disgusting accusations are coming from critics that hate Scientology so much and wish to put an end to the profound progress Scientology has contributed to the world that I’m convinced that they are agents of Zenu. These boils on the ass of society need to be put in their place once and for all (see “A call for action”).
So anyway, L. Ron Hubbard was truly an inspiration to humanity and a king among men. Anybody that says otherwise will find themselves on a one way trip to the courthouse. You critics can take that to the bank.