Post by Fickle81 on Mar 16, 2012 20:11:44 GMT -5
Let’s get controversial shall we? Normally I stay away from the subject of sports,not only because I don’t give half of a decayed llama shit about it,but also because it stirs up some of the most intense debates ever for such a subject that is overall meaningless in the grand scheme of life (we’re not arguing about ways to fix the economy,we’re arguing about a game with a point system…Jesus Lap dancing Christ people). However,when it comes to THIS particular subject,I’ve been wanting to say what I’m about to say for a LONG time. I’m sure I’m gonna get a lot of flack over this,but in all honesty…I really don’t give a shit. In fact,that will be my exact response to anybody who attacks me for what I write here: “I really don’t give a shit.” Sorry,I really don’t want to hear about or have time for your nonsense. Although it would probably be in your best interest to just not continue reading from this point on,I pretty much know you will…you can’t help it…your curiosity won’t allow you to help it. Still with me? Ok,here goes.
Even in scaling the far reaches of the cosmos,you’d be hard pressed to find a multi celled organism that’s more delusional and has a bigger unwarranted superiority complex than an OSU football fan. There are X Box 360 fanboys,that will defend the console to their dying breath despite the fact that it’s an unreliable piece of shit that breaks constantly,that have a better grasp on reality than a typical OSU fan. To their credit though,you’d also be hard pressed to find an overweight OSU fan as well,given all the calories they burn by just running their mouths. They will talk shit all day long,gloating whenever the team is statistically #1 in the entire league because of their win/loss record,not taking into account that win/loss statistics mean about as much as Jim Tressel’s credentials when he was hired to coach the team,see also “FUCK ALL!” Usually this happens because they go undefeated when playing in their division…congrats on that,Buckeyes…you’re the best in a division that is made up mostly of teams that are barely above high school football caliber. Hold your head up high,for you are truly a god among insects. Answer me this though,what usually happens the moment they step outside the Big Ten (with 11 teams) and play against a team with actual skill? They get their ass pounded so hard that all of the team members should legally change their name to Lance Bass. Take those statistics that show how all world you are and anally inseminate yourself with them.
Oh,but what’s even more rich is the behavior of OSU fans when their precious team loses. Let’s take for example,the game against Michigan that took place last season. For those unaware,OSU has a long standing rivalry with Michigan that fuels the fanatical hatred that OSU fans have for Michigan. Every year when the annual game nears,OSU fans get together to profess their undying contempt for Michigan’s very existence while verbally masturbating over how OSU is gonna beat them like a red headed step child that was caught stealing something. In the week leading up to the game,I’ve seen all kinds of anti Michigan shit all over my FB news feed…all kinds of supposedly funny pictures that indirectly shows that Michigan is the devil,Michigan slaughtered the Native Americans during the Manifest Destiny era,Michigan was responsible for the 9/11 attacks,etc. all in an effort to pump their own egos up in preparation for the surely guaranteed victory their wonderful deity of a team will achieve against the profoundly evil scourge of all reality known as Michigan…and what happened? OSU LOST! Instead of being humbled and being the bigger people over the whole thing,what do OSU fans do? Make excuses and CONTINUE to talk shit! “Oh,our team was comprised of mostly freshmen this year. Enjoy the first win you’ve had against us in 8 years. Next year we’ll come back and start a century long win streak against you.” Where was all that talk about the team being comprised of mostly freshmen when you were on the verge of an orgasm over how your all powerful team was gonna stomp Michigan into oblivion? It’s as if you cuntflaps failed to mention that on purpose just so you could fall back on it and make a pathetic attempt to save face in the event that your holy messiah of a team was brought back down to Earth. Not to mention,I KNOW I’ve heard that weak ass “team comprised of mostly freshmen” copout before. Get some new excuses,OSU fans.
Through all that tough posturing and clumsy stumbling to save face,however,you were crying on the inside…I know it and everybody else does too. The truth hurts,karma is a bitch,and I’m more than happy to rub both in your collective faces. Fuck OSU,and more importantly,FUCK OSU fans. Eat shit.
Even in scaling the far reaches of the cosmos,you’d be hard pressed to find a multi celled organism that’s more delusional and has a bigger unwarranted superiority complex than an OSU football fan. There are X Box 360 fanboys,that will defend the console to their dying breath despite the fact that it’s an unreliable piece of shit that breaks constantly,that have a better grasp on reality than a typical OSU fan. To their credit though,you’d also be hard pressed to find an overweight OSU fan as well,given all the calories they burn by just running their mouths. They will talk shit all day long,gloating whenever the team is statistically #1 in the entire league because of their win/loss record,not taking into account that win/loss statistics mean about as much as Jim Tressel’s credentials when he was hired to coach the team,see also “FUCK ALL!” Usually this happens because they go undefeated when playing in their division…congrats on that,Buckeyes…you’re the best in a division that is made up mostly of teams that are barely above high school football caliber. Hold your head up high,for you are truly a god among insects. Answer me this though,what usually happens the moment they step outside the Big Ten (with 11 teams) and play against a team with actual skill? They get their ass pounded so hard that all of the team members should legally change their name to Lance Bass. Take those statistics that show how all world you are and anally inseminate yourself with them.
Oh,but what’s even more rich is the behavior of OSU fans when their precious team loses. Let’s take for example,the game against Michigan that took place last season. For those unaware,OSU has a long standing rivalry with Michigan that fuels the fanatical hatred that OSU fans have for Michigan. Every year when the annual game nears,OSU fans get together to profess their undying contempt for Michigan’s very existence while verbally masturbating over how OSU is gonna beat them like a red headed step child that was caught stealing something. In the week leading up to the game,I’ve seen all kinds of anti Michigan shit all over my FB news feed…all kinds of supposedly funny pictures that indirectly shows that Michigan is the devil,Michigan slaughtered the Native Americans during the Manifest Destiny era,Michigan was responsible for the 9/11 attacks,etc. all in an effort to pump their own egos up in preparation for the surely guaranteed victory their wonderful deity of a team will achieve against the profoundly evil scourge of all reality known as Michigan…and what happened? OSU LOST! Instead of being humbled and being the bigger people over the whole thing,what do OSU fans do? Make excuses and CONTINUE to talk shit! “Oh,our team was comprised of mostly freshmen this year. Enjoy the first win you’ve had against us in 8 years. Next year we’ll come back and start a century long win streak against you.” Where was all that talk about the team being comprised of mostly freshmen when you were on the verge of an orgasm over how your all powerful team was gonna stomp Michigan into oblivion? It’s as if you cuntflaps failed to mention that on purpose just so you could fall back on it and make a pathetic attempt to save face in the event that your holy messiah of a team was brought back down to Earth. Not to mention,I KNOW I’ve heard that weak ass “team comprised of mostly freshmen” copout before. Get some new excuses,OSU fans.
Through all that tough posturing and clumsy stumbling to save face,however,you were crying on the inside…I know it and everybody else does too. The truth hurts,karma is a bitch,and I’m more than happy to rub both in your collective faces. Fuck OSU,and more importantly,FUCK OSU fans. Eat shit.