Post by Fickle81 on Apr 1, 2008 0:18:48 GMT -5
You know what I have a beef with?
Scientology critics...Where in the hell do they get off mocking the religion that we hold so dear? These intolerant body thetan laddened unwashed masses of shit think they can just say whatever the hell they want about our way of life, no matter how nonsensical or off base it is, and get away with it. This needs to stop right now! If I had my way, I’d have every single one of them rounded up and put into harsh work camps, where executions of these worthless vermin would occur daily. However, since that currently can’t be done due to the laws of genocide (believe me, our well oiled machine of a legal team is working on ways around that), here’s what I suggest we fellow Scientologists do in the meantime…If you know of a critic of Scientology (the more high profile, the better), here’s the steps you can take to make their lives miserable:
#1: Be sure to have an alibi ready (preferably air tight, or at least air tight enough for Scientology’s unbreakable team of lawyers to work with). Get several people to back up your alibi(s) by any means necessary (bribery, blackmail, etc.).
#2: Wear a mask to conceal your identity and stand outside their window, staring at them (maybe even ominously point every now and then). Wear something that might point to you being the culprit (something the individual might recognize).
#3: Start leaving threatening notes at their doorstep.
#4: Start following them around wherever they go, but be careful not to arise suspicion from those around the target.
#5: Repeat this to the point where the target either accuses you directly of these acts, or goes to the police and accuses you of it. Have your alibi(s) ready for this to prove that it couldn’t have been you that did any of this.
#6: Sue the target for slander (and possibly libel if they file a police report). Sue them for everything that they have. Sue them to the point where they have to live in a trailer for the rest of their natural life (which won’t be long. See below).
#7: Don the mask once more, kidnap the target from whatever hole they are living in (a trailer, a cardboard box, etc.), tie them up, and take them out into a rural area. Right before strangling them, reveal your identity as a final “fuck you” to the piece of shit before putting them out of their misery of an existence.
#8: Bury the body. It would be best to have this open grave already dug up BEFORE you bring the target to the site to make the act go by faster and increase the chance that you won’t get caught.
There you go. It’s time we start thinning out the numbers of these cretins to get them off our nuts. Let's send a message to them that their bullshit remarks and accusations towards us will not be tolerated anymore.
Scientology critics...Where in the hell do they get off mocking the religion that we hold so dear? These intolerant body thetan laddened unwashed masses of shit think they can just say whatever the hell they want about our way of life, no matter how nonsensical or off base it is, and get away with it. This needs to stop right now! If I had my way, I’d have every single one of them rounded up and put into harsh work camps, where executions of these worthless vermin would occur daily. However, since that currently can’t be done due to the laws of genocide (believe me, our well oiled machine of a legal team is working on ways around that), here’s what I suggest we fellow Scientologists do in the meantime…If you know of a critic of Scientology (the more high profile, the better), here’s the steps you can take to make their lives miserable:
#1: Be sure to have an alibi ready (preferably air tight, or at least air tight enough for Scientology’s unbreakable team of lawyers to work with). Get several people to back up your alibi(s) by any means necessary (bribery, blackmail, etc.).
#2: Wear a mask to conceal your identity and stand outside their window, staring at them (maybe even ominously point every now and then). Wear something that might point to you being the culprit (something the individual might recognize).
#3: Start leaving threatening notes at their doorstep.
#4: Start following them around wherever they go, but be careful not to arise suspicion from those around the target.
#5: Repeat this to the point where the target either accuses you directly of these acts, or goes to the police and accuses you of it. Have your alibi(s) ready for this to prove that it couldn’t have been you that did any of this.
#6: Sue the target for slander (and possibly libel if they file a police report). Sue them for everything that they have. Sue them to the point where they have to live in a trailer for the rest of their natural life (which won’t be long. See below).
#7: Don the mask once more, kidnap the target from whatever hole they are living in (a trailer, a cardboard box, etc.), tie them up, and take them out into a rural area. Right before strangling them, reveal your identity as a final “fuck you” to the piece of shit before putting them out of their misery of an existence.
#8: Bury the body. It would be best to have this open grave already dug up BEFORE you bring the target to the site to make the act go by faster and increase the chance that you won’t get caught.
There you go. It’s time we start thinning out the numbers of these cretins to get them off our nuts. Let's send a message to them that their bullshit remarks and accusations towards us will not be tolerated anymore.