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Post by Fickle81 on Feb 24, 2008 22:06:18 GMT -5
Before we begin,here is the answer to the puzzle that was posted on the top of the page on Friday...we first start with the intial binary code:010001000111001001100101011000110010000001000011011010010110100001110100011110010110111100100000011001100110010101101101011011010010000001110000011000010010000001100100011100100110000100100000011000100110111001100001011100110110010101100001011011100110000100100000011101010111011000100000011001000111001001100001001000000110100001100001011001100110000101100011011001000010000001000111011000010111011000100000010011000111001001111001011001000010000001100011011000010110101101110011011000010110100001100100001000000110000101101000011001000110010101100100011011010110000101110100001000000010001001000111011000010111011000100000010011000111001001111001011001000010011101100011001000000101010001110101011010010110110001110010011000010111000001111001011010110110010101100001011000110110010000100000010101000111010101101001011011000111001001100001011100000111100101101011001010000110001100101001001000000111010101110110001000000110010001110010011000010010000001000110011000010110000101100111001000100010111000100000010011000111010101110011011000010010000001101100011100100110000101101100011001110010000001100101011001000010000001110101011010010110010000100000011101010110111000100000011010110111010100100000011000110111010101110100011101010111001101100101011000110110000100100000011011110111010101101001011011100110001101100001011011010111011000101110Which translated,gives you the following message in the Al Bhed language from Final Fantasy X:Drec Cihtyo femm pa dra bnaseana uv dra hafacd Gav Lryd caksahd ahdedmat "Gav Lryd'c Tuilrapykeacd Tuilrapyk(c) uv dra Faag". Lusa lralg ed uid un ku cutuseca ouincamv.When translated into English,you get this:This Sunday will be the premiere of the newest Kef Chat segment entitled "Kef Chat's Douchebagiest Douchebag(s) of the Week". Come check it out or go sodomise yourself.And here we are...First,lets go over what this is all about. In an effort to somewhat phase out the BD's Documented Idiots/Hypocrites thread (although it will still be used to document namedroppings/referencings and whenever else I deem nessasary),I've decided to take some influence from Countdown with Keith Olbermann's Worst Persons in the World segment and do a segment up of my own where I point out and mock the stupidity/foolish actions of others. Like Olbermann's Worst Person's segment,I will try to cover 3 individuals in each edition...however,not only am I fully aware that I don't always be able to do so,but I may actually want to cover MORE than 3. I currently have a system in which I will cover no more than 5,but that could very well change with some tweaking. Now who will be my targets? Well,since this is my ONLINE home,I will mostly cover things I observe online. However,I may throw in an occational individual/instance that happens in the real physical world,depending on the severity of the action and/or if it's a slow week and I need people to rag on. I will try to update every week,but it's not a guarantee,so keep that in mind at all times...finally,direct any reactions,questions,or discussions of the segment to the designated thread rather than in here. So unless I've forgotten something (which if so,I will edit this post),without further adieu,lets open for business!
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Post by Fickle81 on Feb 24, 2008 22:07:17 GMT -5
Time now for the winners of the first edition of Kef Chat's Douchebaggiest Douchebag(s) of the week. Third place goes to...Douchebag:The team of Irate Gamer fanboys on YouTube...or it could just be one guy,I dunno. Responsible for near 98 pages of spam on the channel comments section of the channel of probably the most well known and respected (the latter being the key word) AVGN knockoff known as Armake21.[/i] www.youtube.com/profile_comment_all?user=Armake21&page=982 things: #1:You DO realise that that by adding all those pages on his channel comments,you're actually beefing it up and giving off the illusion that he's more popular,right? I mean,you could very well be responsible for some of the recent "most viewed of the day" awards he's been getting lately. Nice tactic of fighting your good fight,huh? and #2:As cliche as this generalisation sounds,you must REALLY be lacking in the life department if you're gonna waste all that time posting multiple pages worth of spam for an entire week. Maybe if you devoted one third of that time and effort to,oh say,priorities of your personal life,you might actually be able to move out of your parent's basement. P.S. The Irate Gamer sucks the big one. The runner up...Douchebaggier:DeathtoPlatinumDunes,who has since been banned from Bloody-Disgusting due to his stupidity...this Nightmare on Elm Street fanyboy (which,with all due respect to ANOES and Robert Englund,why in the world would you be this much of a fanboy over either?),in a terribly misguided effort to try to make a difference,joined BD with the sole purpose of posting a call to arms urging "real horror fans" not to support a NOES remake from Michael Bay's Platinum Dunes,and he colorfully declared a "fuck you" to anybody that did and would automatically call them "Michael Bay apologists". Here are the threads in which he professes his nonsense...I'll let you discover it all for yourself:[/i] www2.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showthread.php?t=28454www2.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showthread.php?t=28460You know,I used to have a similar mentality that you do about remakes,but then I decided that I didn't want to end up in the career that perpetuates the stupidity of asking somebody if they want the combo meal when they ordered just the sandwich. I always wanted to know,so maybe you could tell me...what exactly is a "real horror fan"? Naw,you know what,don't bother cause you probably couldn't intelligably or logically define it for me,just like all the other simians that pettle that term wouldn't be able to either. You just keep on thinking with that one track mentality of yours that you're fighting the good fight and making a difference for the integrity of the horror film genre...fight the power,damn the man,and all that jazz...*rolls eyes* But our winner...Douchebaggiest:Vegas of I See Dead...and boy is this ever a doozy for our first top douchebag prize of the week. This individual called Funny Game's star Michael Pitt's negative opinion of Saw and Hostel "uneducated" based on the fact that Pitt hadn't seen either film...[/i] iseedead.com/showthread.php?t=8278Now,I know what you're thinking...why would I give this individual the top douchebag award for the week for saying something thats logically correct? Well,allow me to give you some backstory in order to put it in the proper context and perspective. See,I've had numorous run ins with this individual on the site for professing stupid and flat out incorrect opinions. The first instance was when he blasted Neil Marshall's The Descent,stating that the monster design in the film were "piss poor" because they "looked and ACTED too much like Gollum from Lord of the Rings"...I wish I was joking about the acted part,but see for yourself: iseedead.com/showthread.php?t=4663&page=15iseedead.com/showpost.php?p=185998&postcount=156When called upon his idiocy,which you can read if you continue onward through the pages in the first link,Junior here spouted off the ever typical "no such thing as a wrong opinion or bad taste" defense mechanism. Next came Sparky's insistence that 28 Weeks Later was a disgrace to its predecessor 28 Days Later,which while is all fine and dandy,I decided to disagree with him on that (which I do for anybody else that says that) knowing the mentality of the individual making the statement,thus pretty much KNOWING he would provide reasoning that would once again make him look like the complete and utter idiot he is...and boy did he ever come through for me gangbusters,folks. Not only did he try to point out an instance of character stupidity/bad writting that was FAULTY and showed that he didn't pay a lick of attention to the movie he was watching: iseedead.com/showthread.php?t=4460&page=4iseedead.com/showpost.php?p=242036&postcount=42Not only did he also try to come up with a ridiculous parallel between The Sandlot and the U.S. invasion of Iraq in order to downplay the fact that the parallel between 28 Weeks Later's plot and said invasion added extra substance and emphasis to the story: iseedead.com/showpost.php?p=242036&postcount=42iseedead.com/showpost.php?p=242155&postcount=47But he also resorted back to that ever tired "no such thing as a wrong opinion" bullshit AS WELL AS stoop to pointing out my PURPOSEFUL spelling and grammar errors in a desperate attempt to try to distract from his own stupidity of the mind that transcends incorrect writting structure. So now that we've established that Arnie believes there is no such thing as a wrong opinion,lets get back to the task at hand by restating the offense... This individual called Funny Game's star Michael Pitt's negative opinion of Saw and Hostel "uneducated" based on the fact that Pitt hadn't seen either film. I then call him on this as he is essentially professing that Pitt's opinion is wrong eventhough Vegas has repeatedly stated that "there is no such thing as a wrong opinion". He then blasts back at me in a pathetically desperate attempt to stand his ground (what ground?) by stating that he said it was "uneducated" and not wrong,DISPITE the fact that given the situation and context the term "uneducated" was used,Warren STRONGLY implies that Mr.Pitt's opinion of the films is WRONG and is therefore WRONG in professing a WRONG opinion...and this isn't even the first time in which he is pratically implied that someone's opinion of something was wrong,as he did this very thing in the thread dedicated to Brock Lesnar's UFC debut:iseedead.com/showthread.php?p=247561#post247561iseedead.com/showpost.php?p=247588&postcount=7I dunno about you,but where I come from,which is the planet Earth,stating "if you say/think 'such and such is/isn't/about such and such/otherwise to such and such',then you pretty much know jack shit about 'such and such'" to somebody pretty much all but directly and bluntly says that the individual's opinion about whatever topic they "know jack shit about" is wrong...forget implying,you've pretty much flat out said it's wrong without directly or bluntly saying it's wrong...so much for Corky's insistence that opinions are never wrong...now that we've cleared that up,lets move on... When I point out said contextual implied meaning (as well as indirectly point out his assersion about Brock Lesnar in the UFC),round 3 between us begins,which includes utterly juvenile tactics on his part which include IMing me to personally profess his bullshit and contempt for my superior logic and intelligence,giving me a bad member rating (as if I gave a shit), posting YouTube videos of a fat kid playing a guitar to Avril Lavigne along with showing off his fire alarm collection (in what relevence that had to the spat I have no clue,and our moronic friend here refused to elaborate on it when asked probably due to the fact that he couldn't) ,and even posting comments in my profile page about me taking so long to reply DISPITE the fact that I was trying to do 4 things at once...you can follow all the juicy goodness of our 3rd spat by lcicking the very first link before the backstory and navigating page by page,reading all the way
Eventually it got to the point in which I made a comment to somebody else when they decided to add their 2 cents (or lack thereof) into the matter about "throughly drinking Vegas' milkshake". Here is his response to this:iseedead.com/showpost.php?p=250387&postcount=34And here is mine,pointing out the meaning of the phrase and that he obviously was ignorant of it:iseedead.com/showpost.php?p=250398&postcount=40Unfortunatly,this went right over our retarded friend's sloped misshapen head,as he responds with this glowing gem of intellect:iseedead.com/showpost.php?p=250413&postcount=46It is at this point that I See Dead moderator Slash Happy came on the scene to lock the thread before I had the chance to once again hand him a plateful of his ass with all the Thanksgiving trimmings.While I understand Slash Happy's position and with all due respect to him,he has no authority here as I alone run the show...so Vegas,if you just so happen to be reading this,you hypocritical manchild and defect of human evolution...I'm not surprised in the slightest bit that you managed to take 1 fucking word FROM AN ENTIRE PHRASE/LINE OF DIALOGUE FROM A RECENT FILM THAT HAD A SPECIFIC MEANING,and applied any number of piss ass urban slang definitions to it,most of which came from a fucking song that PREDATES said film (and a lot of which don't apply at all seeing as how you're not a woman),that completely conflicts with the context and meaning of the ENTIRE phrase/line of dialogue from said movie...just when I think you can't get any more stupid,you amaze me yet again...bra-fucking-vo. I wouldn't dig that already deep hole of yours much deeper...I know you'd probably like to think that you'll end up in China,Australia,or New Zealand...but the reality is that you'll only reach the Earth's core and vaporise instantly,rendering you unable to go online and profess your vast idio...wait,no! Dig the hole deeper! Go for it! Please! Pretty please with a cherry on top! Man,I wish I would have encountered this joke of a human being back in late 2006...he would have made an excellent high ranking addition to the 50 Biggest Idiots on The Internet List. Vegas of the I See Dead messageboard...the first ever DOUCHEBAGGIEST...DOUCHEBAG...OF THE WEEK!
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Post by Fickle81 on Mar 2, 2008 19:20:30 GMT -5
Time now for this weeks picks for Douchebaggiest Douchebag(s) of the Week...the bronze goes to:Douche:Cheryl Ferguson,graduation coordinator at Columbus State Community College.[/b] If you remember back on January 12th, I posted a long rant about an issue I was having with Ms. Ferguson about graduation and getting my diploma. Well,another potential one has arisen. I recieved a phone call from her on Monday morning...of course,with me being at work,I had to listen to the message she left that night. She called to ask me what my personal home address was...now get this,in the message she not only said that she would call back later that day (which didn't happen,based on the call logs on my caller ID,and has yet to happen),but also told me that if I called to try to reach her,to NOT leave a message on her voicemail.[/i] Ok riddle me this,Ms. Ferguson...why exactly are you calling me to ask for my home address when I fucking gave it to you the last time we spoke? Hell,you even asked me if the address you had in your records was still current,and I told you it was...while you're pondering that,riddle me this too...if you have access to my phone number from your records,how exactly do you not have access to my home address from the same records,eventhough you apparently DID have it the last time we spoke? And while you're contemplating that,riddle me this as well...why exactly wouldn't you want me to leave a message if I try to call and can't reach you when I can very easily leave a message to GIVE YOU THE ADDRESS YOU'RE ASKING FOR? I mean,I realise that you work for a college in which the campus faculty gave a resounding vote of no confidence towards the campus president's performance,but Jesus Lapdancing Christ,how many fuckups are you people capable of? It's bad enough that you had me graduate back in 2005 when I called YOU to have those plans cancelled,but now this? Man,if I had your job,I would never have to worry about anything ever again...cause based on your track record,it seems I would be able to fuck up a near infinite amount of times,and my job would still be as secure as ever. It's too bad myself and most everybody else have to work a job in which if you fuck up either so many times or so big,you'll be easily and quickly replaced. Come late march or early april,I had DAMN WELL BETTER have my degree...and if I don't,I'll be paying her a visit,with big repercussions coming with me. I'll be waiting... The silver goes to...Douchebag:MovieGeek from Bloody Disgusting[/b]...and this is only about a day old,hot off the presses. He bitched and whined about others,particularly depecheanix,criticising others about their opinion about the French horror film Inside (which I STILL have to watch again to see if there is any real validity to his claims of bad writting). Heres some samples of his douchebaggary at work:[/i] www2.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19663&page=24www2.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1019008&postcount=237And I hate when fuckbags like you not only believe that all personal opinions are above reproch,but also believe that films being good or bad is a completely subjective concept...tell ya what,we'll get back to that in a minute... www2.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1019014&postcount=239If your opinion is wrong,then yes,you're wrong as well. I know you don't wanna hear or believe this just like the other sheltered vermin,but there IS such a thing as a wrong opinion...there are people out there that still are of the opinion that the Earth is flat...so you're saying that they should be entitled to this "opinion",eventhough it has LONG been SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN to be incorrect? Now I know you'll come back with the whole "film taste is subjective" crap,so I say again,we'll get to that in just a sec. www2.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19663&page=25www2.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1019027&postcount=241But wait,your name is "MovieGeek"...you should be all for debating the merits of a movie towards somebody that doesn't see them...or am I to believe that you really can't and will continue to fall back on the "It's my opinion! WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" defense? Yep,I think it's the latter... Let me explain to you the difference between you LIKING a movie more than another and that preferred movie actually BEING BETTER than that other,since you seem to need it just as mrbishop77 did: kefchat.proboards59.com/index.cgi?board=talk13&action=display&thread=1149513908&page=2#1189586766If you don't want to read that,let me give you the brief jist of it. First,I qualify the difference between an opinion (which is all you seem to rely on) and an INFORMED/EDUCATED opinion (which is what I rely on) and why the latter will ALWAYS be better than the former. Next I point out that the concept of film quality is NOT subjective,due to the fact that quality film making principals and techniques are actually TAUGHT AT PROFESSIONAL SCHOOLING INSTITUTIONS,and that if film quality was entirly subjective,these institutions wouldn't exist and films with poor cinematography,acting,writting,and directing would get an automatic pass from somebody if it simply entertained them. Finally,I point out that it's OBJECTIVLY possible to like a BAD movie better than a GOOD one based on entertainment while still recognising that the good movie is technically better than the bad one. Study it,accept it,love it,live it. www2.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1019039&postcount=243So wait,you expect people to post opinions about something and everybody else should automatically respect and not contest them? Good to know,you totalitarian jism towel. You do realise that that expression of opinions thing is a 2 way street,right? You're free to post your opinion about something,then somebody else is free to post their opinion on your opinion (AS WELL AS their opinion on that very something)...thats how that freedom of speech thing works...you should try it sometime. www2.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19663&page=26www2.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1019126&postcount=252I think somebody is in need of a tampon changing. First of all,opinions DO exist on that site...those "attacks" everybody has been giving you? Yea,those are opinions...they're entitled to express them just as much as you're entitled to express yours. Take the rag out of your vagina,shut the fuck up,and get over it. Second,no I don't believe insults are against the rules...or they are when they reach a certain point...you'll have to forgive them,they aren't consistent when it comes to enforcement of that and believe there is some invisable arbitrary line when it comes to that. You're lucky your stupidity is brand new and that you eventually came to your senses,cause you might have gone one notch higher...speaking of which... The gold goes to...Douchebaggier:Jayy from Bloody Disgusting[/b]...yep,it's a BD sandwich this week. In the same thread/topic as MovieGeek's whiny behaviour,Jayy ineptly lashes out at anyone who dares to smite his new favorite movie.[/i] www2.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19663&page=21www2.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1012675&postcount=204More to the film than gore huh? Well,technically you're correct...however,you CERTAINLY won't go into any of its other merits BESIDES the gore,which indicates to me that thats all you really like about it...tell ya what,we'll get back to that... Now I'm gonna deal with your fucking absurd claim that Haute Tension's ending was "one of the worst in horror film history". Let me guess,it's because it didn't make any sense,was filled with plotholes,and was generally unrealistic,right? Yea,except it isn't any of that...it's called "the unreliable narrator" you scrotum sack. Remember in the beginning where Marie is in the asylum and chanting that phrase over and over before asking if the cameras were rolling? Well,it is from that point on that she is telling the story of what happened through her own perspective...except for the fact that she is deeply psychologically disturbed,so her version can't be taken seriously. So basically what it boils down to is that you're not in any position to tell ANYONE to rewatch a movie and pay closer attention. Oh but wait,let me guess...your follow up excuse will be that the ending was really just "unnessasary",right? How the fuck do you figure this? There would only be 3 logical ways to explain how the main character of the fucking movie is in a nuthouse at the beginning of said movie: #1:She was framed for the murders that were committed (highly unlikely scenario) #2:She became psychologically scarred due to the events that she is retelling (WAY too predictable and cliche) #3:It turns out that she was the killer (the best most interesting scenario,and low and behold,thats the one they went with). Hell if you rewatch it,you'll even notice SEVERAL hints that foreshadow the twist towards the end. You just wanted it to be an average,yet highly gory and mean spirited,slasher and the movie ended up duping you and your expectations by actually showing some out of left field intelligence. Thats not the movie's fault at all...thats yours for being an absolute botard. www2.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1013027&postcount=209Eventhough you just did...man do you ever suck at this...your moronic strategy astounds me... No no,see,he was simply pointing out that nobody cares what you think because in reality,you really don't think at all...about anything...thats why people simply don't care what you think...because it's complete and utter diarrhea shit nonsense...you can't turn that around into him actually caring about what you think cause he's just stating whats obvious to most humans and some domesticated animals Once again,no it isn't...it's more violent,gory,and mean spirited than Haute Tension,but that doesn't make it better. No,you have bad taste because you have no fucking clue what makes a film a quality one...you're the dumbcock that constintly bashes Hard Candy for some absurd illogical reason (probably because N2NOther,one of your most hated enemies,loves it so much),when in reality it's quite good...you're the stupid turd that gave AVP-R a 9/10 based on the gore and violence dispite the fact that it's terribly written,directed,edited,and shot...I could go on,but yes,your disgusting taste in movies is evident to everyone that isn't a brain dead vegetable. www2.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19663&page=22www2.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1013815&postcount=216Can you BE anymore of a bumbling bafoon with the overuse of laughing emoticons? Well,at least you aren't constintly uttering "keep trying" anymore...least not since I exposed that for the imbecilic tactic that it is...and at least you don't use all the colors of the fucking rainbow in your text either,although said text is still needlessly big. www2.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1013832&postcount=218Wow...your lack of intellect gives Down Syndrome patients everywhere the hope of one day winning the Nobel Prize in Physics by comparison... www2.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1013862&postcount=220...In Physics AND Chemistry... www2.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19663&page=24www2.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1019003&postcount=235Wait,didn't you say that there was more to the movie than gore a few quotes up? Yet you continue to linger on the fact that the film was so gory,bloody,and violent as the only reason why it's perfect to you...hell,you even say this in your intial review of it: www2.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showthread.php?t=19663&page=19www2.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1004944&postcount=182So where exactly are these other meritable traits besides gore and violence that make the movie flawless according to you? At least I actually listed some other ones (such as the acting and use of color) in my review...you on the other hand haven't and won't,but rather choose to fall back on the ever tired "It wuz fuked up nd gorie 2 da max" type of retort... I mean hell,you and your idiocy inspires me to automatically downgrade the film out of spite without even rewatching it...but then I realise that doing so would make me no better or smarter than you,and I'll be DAMNED if I'm gonna let that happen...actually,on second thought,even if I did do that,I'd still have a LONG way to go before I reach the rock bottom that is your intellect (still not gonna do that though,for my own credibility purposes). Do us all a favour and take a bath in sulfuric acid...you and all your laughing smileys as well. Jayy - -50/10But our winner of the platinum douchebag award for this week...Douchebaggiest:The higher ups of YouTube.[/b] You may recall a mere 3 days ago when I posted a link to a YouTube video response from Armake21 having to do with the ignorant and dilusional fanboys of The Irate Gamer spamming the comments section of his YouTube page,who won the douchebag honor in last week's edition. Well,if you go back there now,you'll see that it no longer links to a YouTube video,but rather,a rapidshare link. Why is this? Because the higher ups of YouTube deleted the video.[/i] Now the question is WHY did they delete the video? They claim that it violated the terms of use...but did it really? Since the video had absolutly nothing but audio CREATED by Armake21 (meaning ABSOLUTLY NO images or video from other potential copyrighted works),an issue of copyright is nonexistent and therefore eliminated as a possibility. So the only possible answer left would be a community guidelines violation...except for the fact that based on said guidelines,NO SUCH VIOLATION OCCURED! Taken from the YouTube community guidelines page: www.youtube.com/t/community_guidelinesIf you listen to the audio,you will find NONE of those violations in it...no pornography/sexual material,no animal abuse/drug abuse/bomb making,no violence/acts of humiliation,no shock/gross out content,no copyright violations (already covered),no bigoted/racial/gender hate speech,and no stalking/threats (they mean personal ones,such as threats of bodily harm,which were absent from Armake's deleted video)/harassment/invasion of privacy/revealing of personal information...matter of fact,they violated HIS right to free speech eventhough they say they encourage it So then we're back to our original inquiry...WHY exactly was it deleted? It SURELY wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that The Irate Gamer is an ADVERTISED AND SPONSORED video uploader,now would it? I mean,thats the ONLY logical explaination left. Some believe that The Irate Gamer HIMSELF took offense to the video and flagged it,which doesn't seem far out of the realm of reality...that would MOST CERTAINLY explain how it was deleted so quickly (it was barely up for even a day,if that). The Irate Gamer himself denied having done this,but he has been accused of lying on SEVERAL occations,so his credibility is shoddy at best. Another possibility is that the fanboys that were spamming Armake's YouTube page all gathered together and flagged it,but that doesn't explain why their spamming campaign STOPPED near immediatly after the rant video was uploaded. All signs point to the video being deleted primarally being The Irate Gamer's doing...and YouTube acted as his lapdog bitch because he apparently generates ad revenue for the site. Of course,now that YouTube has definatly fucked up and deleted a video of a rising YouTube video uploader,they won't dare go after anybody else that have since uploaded their own rants about not only The Irate Gamer,but about the video being removed. Thats some great business practices and ethics,isn't it folks? Giving users who are powerful enough to have and allow sponsored advertising special treatment and basically saying screw you to the base users,who make up over 90% of YouTube's customers...what a work of business genius. No need to worry about your massive user base defecting to another video uploading site when you've got cash rollin in from ad revenue...and nevermind doing anything about the spammers that sparked the video you had to remove in the first place. Enjoy your selling out YouTube. The higher ups of YouTube,and possibly The Irate Gamer...this edition's DOUCHEBAGGIEST...DOUCHEBAG(S)...OF THE WEEK!
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Post by Fickle81 on Mar 9, 2008 19:54:43 GMT -5
Time now for this edition's honorees for Douchebaggiest Douchebag(s) of the Week...the douche certificate goes to:Douche:Chris Crocker of YouTube. Either Friday or yesterday,the leave her alone queen posted a new video on YouTube called "Tug-A-Lug!",which involved something to do with girls pulling each other's hair when they scrap. It's bad enough that he's a guy trying to be a woman,but now it seems he's trying to act black eventhough he's white because his speech in this video simply REEKED of wannabe gangsta. For your own personal health and well being,I'm not only NOT gonna link you to the video (if you're REALLY that curious,go to his account on YouTube),but I'm gonna quote EXACTLY everything he says in it,right down to the speaking style...but I warn you,what you read will not be pretty and may be damaging to your brain cells. Proceed with caution:[/i] I took an organ shreading bullet to spare you a minute and 34 seconds of your precious life...you can thank me by erecting a golden statue of my likeness in my honor...I don't think anyone that has or will see the video,or have read the quote,can disagree with the fact that I've earned it by sitting through that torturous drivel. Chris,why don't you just get the sex change operation and call it a fucking day? Although,I'm pretty sure you're shit out of luck as far as changing race,cause I don't believe there is a surgical procedure that changes one's skin color...but,maybe I'm wrong and you can get the complete package,and if so,more power to you. If I were you though,I wouldn't start a fundraising campaign on YouTube,cause I don't think anybody is gonna give you money to further justify your douchebaggary,even if you look more the role. Oh and just as a sidebar...Chris,in reguards to your gay hate video...while there may be some genually bigoted fucks on YouTube that automatically hate all homosexual males,I'm quite certain that the reason people (particularly,me) hate you for your sexuality is because you not only perpetuate,but also exaggerate and even EXPLOIT pretty much every single negative male homosexual diva stereotype known to mankind. Hell,Slasher Freak from BD is much more of a dignified homosexual male than you,and thats fucking saying something right there! The douchebag medal goes to...Douchebag:Jayy of Bloody Disgusting...yes sports fans,our first repeat offender! On Thursday, he posted the alternate ending to I Am Legend (he also posted this on I See Dead,but I'm not sure if that was before or after he did on BD and no offense took place on ISD,so thats all I'll say about that). Somebody then commented that they "pretty much fell asleep" and that "it" (not sure whether he meant the alternate ending or the whole movie in general) was "boring and anti-climantic". Jayy then proceeds to post the exact same post AGAIN,DISPITE the fact that he had already posted it VERBATUM. But thats not the offense,as it gets MUCH worse...the next reply after his repeat post WAS FOR SURE a negative reaction to the alternate ending. The individual explained that they didn't like it because the sudden show of emotions from the monsters went against their entire nature in all of the movie before that,and also stated that Neville surviving was too safe. So how does Jayy respond to this? Get ready to laugh your ass off:[/i] www2.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1026000&postcount=282Wow,thats...just fantastic. At least the individual that didn't like it actually STATED THEIR REASONS for not liking it...you,on the otherhand,didn't state your reasons for liking it...just like pretty much everything else you're engaged in a discussion about. You know what you remind me of,Jayy? That stupid fucking mule from the bit on Family Guy in the episode entitled "Boys Do Cry". Seriously,whats next up in that thin retort handbook of yours? Sticking your fingers in your ears and screaming out "LA LA LA LA LA,I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU,I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU,LA LA LA LA LA!"? Jesus,what a fucking manchild. I'm now actually gonna make an effort to FINALLY sit down and rewatch Inside this week,and I actually HOPE that I DO find some instances of bad writting that I missed the first time,so that I may point them out and prepare for the inevitable awe inspiring Jayy disagreement/retort/comeback and so he may show himself to be a complete and utter douchebag 3 weeks in a row. Jayy - -100/10The douchebaggier plaque award goes to...Douchebaggier:mrbishop77 of Dreamin Demon and Bloody Disgusting...yep,a 2 fer. As you may recall in my latest reply in the DD Documented Idiots and Hypocrites Thread,I documented a remark that mrbishop77 made about me in the Dreamin Demon chatbox,and that I responded by confirming his place on this week's list of Douchebaggiest Douchebag(s) and that I would respond to the remark then...well,the moment of truth has arrived. First,the quote one more time:[/i] Glad to know that my continued existence has decreased your perceptive value of the world...tis funny you say that,cause I see me having to be exposed to your idiocy on a regular basis and calling you on it as a great benefit to the world and my contribution to making it better...and then theres the matter of your taste in film,which is atrocious at best,yet you had the nerve to say I had bad taste for liking Blair Witch 2? Thats like,if it could talk,elephant diarrhea telling a rose that it smells bad. Whats even worse for you is that I'm not the only respectable individual that actually thinks BW2 is a good movie...choke on that for awhile. And while we're on the subject of his idiocy,lets elaborate some more by commenting on the first link,shall we? While it is over a week old and technically doesn't qualify his position as a douchebag this week,his reaction to the response of the individual he addresses does. First,heres my favorite bit from the link:Then on Friday,he finally responded to the individual's reply to that in 2 different ways...first,by replying to somebody else that was replying to said individual:And then,he even went as far as to put the person's response to your idiocy in your signature:N2NOtherIt's funny how you seem to display that quote in your sig like some kind of badge of honor when you never fucking explain how it's even possible for somebody to be an "online bully". At least N2N ellaborated on his rationale as to why he called you a fucking moron and an idiot for accusing him of being an "online bully" www2.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1016456&postcount=1069Hell,even somebody else COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO THE DISCUSSION even chimed in about "online bullying": www2.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1016446&postcount=1068Of course you,being the steep mountain of ineptness that you are,didn't even bother to explain exactly how it's possible to bully somebody on the internet...probably because in reality,you can't. You know why you can't? Because theres REALLY NO SUCH THING as an online bully. That term and any other variation of it was invented by extremely sheltered thin skinned pussies that usually back themselves into a corner with their own stupidity and are desperate for a retort towards those pointing it out (however blunt and brutally honest they may be about pointing it out),who chances are,don't even know what the definition of a bully is. Theres also no logical way for somebody to BE bullied online due to the plethora of tools and options at one's disposal to remove any overbearing nature of the so called tormentor...tools such as the ignore feature on messageboards,the warn feature on IM applications,the block feature on IM applications,report features on messageboards AND IM applications,spam filters on email accounts,report features on email accounts...hell,you can even try stepping away from your computer and go grab a breath of fresh air...these are all things at your disposal online that you MAY NOT be able to even consider in the real world before somebody bullies you to the point where you'd be too intimadated to exercise options that may get rid of the tormentor. I mean,whats next? You gonna try to submit that it's possible for somebody to be an "online rapist"? Cause,thats pretty much the same comparable level of absurdity as saying somebody is an online bully,and Vegas from ISD would have better luck convincing me that The Sandlot contains parallels to the U.S. invasion of Iraq than you would ever have of convincing me,or anybody else of sound mind,of that. But our winner for this week's douchebaggiest trophy...Douchebaggiest:swivel of Dreamin Demon...yep,such side splitting douchebaggary that it begged to be covered twice! Just like with mrbishop77,you may remember that I documented a certain quote from swiv in the latest reply to the DD thread linked above (which happens to be the response to mrbishop77 chatbox statement),which also contains my intial response to it...but now I'm gonna show you just how deep swivel's idiocy and douchebaggary goes by elaborating on it EVEN MORE,1 statement at a time,because some of the things I covered in the intial reply was just the tip of the iceberg:[/i] Again,I don't see how thats possible to "have my IP logged" given how unreliable IP addresses really are. First of all,pretty much anybody that knows what the fuck they're doing with computers can completely change their IP address...and even for those that don't, they only have to know how to use Google in order to find step by step instructions for changing their IP address (what I'd REALLY like for you to do is click that link and say it's from Wikipedia,cause you'd be just that stupid to do that). Now heres the part in that link that you should pay attention to,as it applies to me,as I use a cable modem/wi fi router setup: And this can and has worked for me (due to my need to unplug my shit often due to my Vonage digital phone acting up) because I've seen it first hand...and just imagine if I was using AOL,which HAS A HISTORY of giving the user dramatically different IP addresses every time they sign on...so yea,I think I've pretty much proved that IP addresses are unreliable as hell due to the simplistic means of changing them...that combined with the fact that the most recent IP address that you could POSSIBLY have logged was when I was posting on the OLD board and has dramatically changed MANY times since then due to me having to unplug everything and leave them that way sometimes for a significant amount of times,and you can see why I have serious doubts of the validity of your claim of having my IP address logged...just like I have serious doubts about pretty much anything you say or claim...if you told me it was dark outside right now,I'd have to go out and look at the sky...that,in a nutshell,is how unreliable you are. But all that is besides the point as in this case,you're actually correct as I HAVE been visiting the board often lately (lately being ever since I made the DD thread). So what? What of it? YOU are primarally to blame for that,because if I was never mentioned,I wouldn't have any motivation to even visit that industrial slum of a board,now would I? I hadn't even visited the site since April 18th of last year,and the last time I even wrote a single word about it was June 25 of last year...and I'M accused of not letting things go? Nope,sorry fuckface...unlike you,I'm not dilusional enough to try to spin something that happens into something that doesn't,or vice versa...the latter is EXACTLY what you did when you claimed that "all I did was use Wikipedia in all of my arguments"...when asked for examples/evidence that backs this claim up,the average intelligable human being would have done 1 of 2 things: #1:Provide said examples/evidence that backs up said claim or #2:Admit that they don't have any and that they were wrong,immediatly followed by hanging their head and shutting the fuck up. But what did YOU do? Simply repeat this claim VERBATUM...I'm sure you and Jayy would get along quite nicely. Now I'm gonna do the next 2 statements in reverse order as I feel it will contribute to a more effective ending: I REALLY want you to prove THIS absurd theory. Hows about you track down Dr. Knockboot and ask him how I measured up in arguments with him,seeing as how I made him look so stupid to the point where he got banned on nearly every messageboard we had it out on,INCLUDING his own home turf on the messageboard for Sega.com...actually on second thought,don't track him down. He's a bad example because he is even more dilusional than you...so dilusional in fact that he would probably say he whopped my ass in every single one of our arguments,dispite the fact that everybody else who saw them,even those who hated me at the time,would strongly disagree. So lets use another example...ahh,what about suicidalhatedmantheclown? He came to this board for the sole purpose of flaming me the exact same way he flames everybody else on messageboards...yet,you don't see him around here anymore,do you? You probably think that I banned him,but nope...that isn't the case at all...all I had to do was show how utterly predictable and lame his flame material was and point out the utter idiocy and hypocricy of it. Dude must have saw that he bit off more than he could chew,and left (THAT is considered running away). What about Sea Hag,whom I've driven out of here not once,but TWICE due to my superior argumentitive ability that I used to prove that his beloved "sport" known as Baseball was really a worthless farce? What about pathetic,whom hasn't been seen around here in YEARS since I exposed his idiocy? What about Nosferatuscreams,who came here to bitch and moan about certain BD members of this board talking shit about him,then pretty much left immediatly after I exposed the fascist and idiotic behaviour he was showing by warning these members that he would "be watching them"? The list goes on...so tell me,if the only way I can win an argument is if nobody else is involved,how exactly would you explain any of that? Lets cut the formality bullshit and just come right out and say it...you can't...because that statement was concocted in the deepest darkest depths of your anal cavity,just like you have done and will continue to do with damn near every statement you make reguarding me. Heres some advice...keep it up,Arnie! This never ceases to make me burst out into laughter...remember how I said that some of the things I mentioned in the intial response to the ENTIRE quote were just the tip of the iceberg? Well,I meant this part in particular. Lets see...how else,other than what I already listed,did swivel supposedly make me look like an ass? Oh,there was that ever so biting tactic of registering an account on BD and making a thread called "I'm the anti Kefka" in order to gain sympathy and justification for how he felt about me,seeing as how he couldn't get it himself due to his own ineptness of trying to sound smart...and then when I was banned from DD,he hardly ever went back to BD and sure as hell didn't bother to post there anymore,which gave away his entire reason for going there to begin with. Yep,that definatly made ME look like an ass,didn't it? Oh,and then there was his long running "internet narssicist" mantra which he only managed to say at least once in just about every other paragraph in any response to me,which also turned out to be irony seeing as how he engaged me because of some false pretense that I seriously claimed to be brillient. And then there was that guts busting moment where he tried to "educate" me on reading comprehension only for me to show that he pratically didn't have any,only for him to turn around and say "I never claimed to have any reading comprehension ability." Yep,trying to teach me about something and then saying he never said he had any skills in what he was trying to teach me REALLY made ME look like an ass. Oh,and I gotta mention the instance where he thought it was a good idea to INTENSIONALLY sound stupid in some dense attempt to point out that I wasn't good at pointing out any of the fallacy of his typings,but as it turned out,I actually DID before he revealed them and because of that lack of reading comprehension ability I touched on above,he failed to notice. Oh yea,it was ME that felt like the ass after that one. Trust me when I say this,but I'm still leaving out PLENTY of stuff...like something I barely remember about him claiming that it would be impossible to debunk somebody's claim that J. R. R. Tolkien didn't write the Lord of the Rings books merely because that was their opinion or confusion or some stupid shit like that...and yet with all this stupidity professed on his part,he actually believes that him "making me look like an ass" is the reason why I "ran away" from the site? Wow,thats some epic dilusions of grandeur ya got there swiv. First of all,I must correct the notion that I "ran away"...I was banned from the board,IE removed from the board,IE forcefully prohibited from posting on the board anymore...you don't "run away" by getting banned for standing your ground...thats simply not possible. Secondly,his use of the term "ran away" inplies that I have some fear of him. Seriously,what possible fear would I have of you? Afterall I'm a proven many times over intelligent human being...while you,on the otherhand,are a proven many times over pseudo intellectual roofer who in reality is so inept that you wouldn't be able to find exposed breasts in a titty bar. You think because I won't bother to grace that industrial slum of a board with my presense means I'm afraid of you? Actually,it just means that you are no longer of any priority to me whatsoever and that you don't deserve my presense and the hightened activity generated on the board that my presense would cause (just like it did last time)...it's because of that last part that I hold all the cards,not you. And once again,if I was really afraid of you,why am I extending not 1,but 2 seperate options of invitation for you to try to get a slice of me again directly,NEITHER of which YOU have taken (but I'M afraid of YOU? Yea,that makes sense...gotcha). Here they are again in case you forgot: Option #1:Join this board and have it out with me to your heart's content (I give you my word that I won't ban you or delete any of your posts,UNLESS you continuously spam this board like you did your own)...although,I don't recommend this unless you're feeling bold,daring,and ballsy due to false confidence,because unless you bring some of your flunkies with you,you're all alone with nobody to give you any of that justification you so sorely need. Option #2:Join the I See Dead messageboard and have it out with me for as long as the mods allow (and your constint spamming,like what you did on your own board,will NOT fly there)...thats the disadvantage...the advantage is that I've already had it out with a few dumbasses there,so you could align yourself with these fellow idiots and find some common ground...I personally recommend Vegas...he's like you in so many ways it's not funny...I once called him "the genetically engineered result of combining DNA from swivel and Rich_Dude76". You 2 would probably have so much in common that it may even turn into homosexual sex with one of you yelling out "MAKE ME FEEL WONDERFUL!" while the other is rapidly kissing the neck of the one crying out...and no thats not a personal fantasy,but rather,a Drawn Together reference. Those are the options that are before you...so if you really want me as bad as your recent posts claim you do,step out of that protective bubble of yours and put your money where your bottomless pit of a mouth is. I patiently await your response. In the immortal words of RoboCop:"Your move,creep." swivel from Dreamin Demon...this edition's DOUCHEBAGGIEST...DOUCHEBAG...OF THE WEEK!
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Post by Fickle81 on Mar 16, 2008 19:40:31 GMT -5
Before we begin with the preceedings of naming this week's biggest douchebags of the week,I promissed a surprise last night to be unveiled when I posted this...and here it is...to make good use out of my putfile account AND my new text to speech reader program I got,I have created an audio version of this week's edition for those that don't want to bother reading it...no,obviously,that is NOT my voice (I don't want to use my voice due to my current mic sucking ass...besides,this is faster)...however,the voice on there is the closest the program has to sounding like my own. I plan to do more of this in the future. You're welcome...now then,without any further adieu...Time now to name off this week's Douchebaggiest Douchebag(s) of the Week...third place goes to...Douchebag:The reverend Rod Parsley of the World Harvest Church in Columbus Ohio...on the march 13th edition of Countdown with Keith Olbermann,Olbermann did a story about senator,and republican presidential canidate,John McCain accepting the endorsement of Mr. Parsley. This may prove detrimental to McCain,as the story also brought to light Mr. Parsley's rather bigoted remarks reguarding the Islamic religion.[/i] False religion,huh? And your religion isssssssssssssss...what,exactly? Universally accepted scientific fact? It certainly wasn't last time I checked...and Allah was a "demon spirit"? I'm assuming that,other than your obviously biased religious position,you're basing this on the extremist Muslims who warp the teachings of Islam for their own goals and aspirations. So by that logic,your Christian god must be a demon as well due to all the extremist Christian zealots who twist the texts and teachings of Christianity for their own goals (particularly,the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka,Kansas)... Furthermore,I'm pretty sure that America WASN'T founded with the intention of destroying the Islamic religion,or any religion at all for that matter...that whole part about "freedom of religion" in the constitution pretty much eliminates any possible notion of America being created with the intension of destroying any religion. It's sickeningly bigoted bullshit statements like the quote above that inspire me to have nothing to do with religion of any kind. You,Mr. Parsley,are living breathing proof that religious beliefs tend to be a detriment to the well being of society. To quote the liner notes of Tool's album Ænima: "Beliefs are dangerous. Beliefs allow the mind to stop functioning. A non functioning mind is clinically dead. Believe in nothing." The second place finisher...Douchebaggier:LivingDeadGurl37 of Bloody Disgusting...this chick comes into the official WWE/wrestling thread on BD,and chimes in with the following statement:[/i] www2.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1031944&postcount=7798...Oh my god...no,that...that can't be true! It just can't! Wrestling is fake? Holy shit! I...I just can't believe it. What an earth shattering life altering revelation you have provided us with. How could anybody before you not have told us that? How could we have gone this long thinking that wrestling was completely authentic and not staged in the slightest? We must be nothing but a bunch of stupid redneck hicks,cause afterall,they're the only people who like wrestling. Thank you so much for your wisdom and knowledgeable insight about wrestling that has surely changed my life profoundly. Ok,sarcasm aside,did you honestly believe that you were gonna inform anybody in that thread of anything new? Heres a breaking news bulletin for you,you worthless dumb bitch:90% of the people that like and or watch wrestling KNOWS that it's staged. It's not supposed to be real fighting or a legite sport. It's an entertainment and athletic artform...nothing more,nothing less. It's really not trying to be anything more...so I guess,by your logic,that films suck as well because they're staged? Yea,notice I said staged and not fake...fake implies that the wrestlers aren't getting hurt in anyway in the ring,which they are...fake implies that the wrestlers aren't in any kind of danger doing what they do,which they are. Seriously,what did you hope to accomplish by professing that long tired and sterotypical bullshit about wrestling? If it was to show just how much of an uninformed cunt you are,then mission fucking accomplished. Also,you wouldn't happen to be the same Living Dead Girl that was banned from the BD boards,would you? If so,you are one pathetic twat who will eventually say so much stupid shit that it causes you to be banned,YET AGAIN. But our first place douchebag winner this week...Douchebaggiest:The team (or possibly one guy) of Irate Gamer fanboys on YouTube...yep,they're at it again. After a brief intermission,which was probably the aftermath of Armake21's bulldozing rant about them and The Irate Gamer himself,they have intiated another spam campaign on the comments portion of his YouTube page...however this time,some of them have brought a hilariously stupid warning with them...[/i] Please tell me you dipshits aren't serious...because if you are,not only are you some of the saddest and most pathetic human beings undeservingly walking the face of the Earth,but you're also the most dilusional. Exactly just how in the fuck do you expect to get Armake21 banned? Especially when the higher ups of YouTube don't even seem to give one iota of a shit about the fact that many of the accounts of you spammers are accounts SOLELY created to spam other video game video reviewers and to bump up Irate Gamer's subscription list. If even you morons are safe from disciplinary action from You Tube,I highly doubt any of your so called "Irate Gamer ripoffs" will be going anywhere anytime soon. Not to mention the fact that your spamming only serves to beef up the comments list of Armake's page and make him look more popular,which was already explained to you bo tards by somebody on the comments page,yet you still continue to do it anyway. Give it up. Your so called "irate revolution" is nothing more than a laughable crock of shit. It has been proven time after time again that your false prophet of video game video reviews didn't even come before Armake,let alone The Angry Video Game Nerd. Furthermore,for somebody called The Irate Gamer,he has got to be the most boring motherfucker in the history of time. The guy rarely ever raises the volume of his speaking past an indoor voice,so he has to compensate for this by adding a bunch of mediocre special effects that AVGN does BETTER and only uses to compliment his already entertaining personality and rants. And quite frankly,IG sucks horribly as a gamer because he has to play Contra 3 for the Super Nintendo on easy mode,and STILL complains that it's too hard. What fucking thunder does The Irate Gamer even have for Armake21,AVGN,or anybody else to steal? Even if he was the only video game video reviewer around,I highly doubt that anybody other than you fucking sloped headed cro magnons would even waste 5 minutes of their precious time watching a video of his on You Tube (unless,of course,they had insomnia and want a surefire cure for it),let alone shell out money for his DVD or waste their time spamming other video reviewers. Judging by the credibility of him and you ass plumbing followers,your so called "revolution" sure as shit won't be televised...so instead,I urge you to move on and try something else with your lives...perhaps,maybe,getting a god damn job. The group of spamming Irate Gamer fanboys...this edition's DOUCHEBAGGIEST...DOUCHEBAGS...OF THE WEEK!
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Post by Fickle81 on Mar 23, 2008 20:25:43 GMT -5
Audio VersionTime now to list this week's nominees for this edition of Kef Chat's Douchebaggiest Douchebag(s) of the Week...the blue belt goes to...Douche:ZoMbIeBaBe of Bloody Disgusting...she has no problems with taking the time to view this segment and to tell others on BD about it (while at the same time saying that I can't get over BD and the people in it with a straight face),eventhough she can't get the name of the segment right,so tag you're it! On Monday,ZB posted a picture in an attempt to poke fun at N2N and anybody else that argues with people online:[/i] So tell me,what exactly is the difference between somebody being wrong on the internet and somebody being wrong in real life? Does the medium in which they're professing wrongness really matter? As far as I'm concerned,it doesn't because the fact remains that they are still Wrong...and unless I didn't get a memo that says otherwise (which is HIGHLY doubtful,nay,impossible),it's LONG been estavlished that it's one's moral duty and obligation as an intelligent thinking human being to correct somebody when they're wrong about something (just like I corrected you about me constintly talking about BD and the people there when people there have been doing the Exact same thing to me More than I do to them),and if they want to get butt hurt about it because of a bruised ego,then tough shit. And you can respond with "It Was Just A Joke,Stop Taking Things So Seriously!!!" all you want,but we both know the Real intent behind it. The purple belt goes to...Doucheier:Mr J.Voorhees of Bloody Disgusting...This individual interjected himself in a spat that N2N and Jeremy V1 were having about the Wii...he first praises Jeremy V1's constint incorrect tactics (such as professing that he's a part of every industry there is because he works at Wallmart,not taking into an account that Wallmart isn't a special needs/interest store) by not only posting one of his responses in his signature as if it had intellectual and/or humour value,but responding that he saluted Jeremy for "loving to piss N2 off". N2N then responded by asking him if he salutes Jeremy for "being such a retard that his mere existance is a scar on humanity" and if "his parents swim in the same gene pool". Now we get to the juicy bit of insight of why he salutes Jeremy with this gem of pure genius:Taking life so seriously? As opposed to NOT taking life seriously What...in the fuck are you talking about? So life is UNserious to you? Your personal health isn't serious? The health of your family and loved ones isn't serious? Your job security isn't serious? Your need to pay bills in order to live in any comfort isn't serious? Somebody professing complete incorrectness as if it were correct isn't serious (and that somebody that DOES correct people for being incorrect is automatically an "arrogant asshole")? For fuck sakes,blasting somebody for taking the internet too seriously is one thing (which I hope is what you MEANT to say,eventhough you'd Still come off as an idiot),but taking life ITSELF too seriously? Thats a moron of a different color and species altogether. You probably have the same mentality as my fat dipshit uncle,who also doesn't worry about the seriousness of life (or as he put it,"not sweating the small stuff")...which is probably why he's a functioning illiterate. Oh but thats not all. Then when N2N asked why Voorhees thought he was "taking life too seriously" simply by "making fun of lesser people on the internet",Voorhees reveales YET ANOTHER profoundly brillient statement:First of all,since when does strengh in numbers matter when the numbers are all wrong? It doesn't matter how many people think and profess an incorrect notion or concept,because the fact of reality automatically crushes each and every one of them and their incorrect thought process. Second of all,you must be new at this,but I've seen N2N admit he was wrong about something,and this is coming from somebody that has no love loss with him,so there goes that stupid assertion as well. Do yourself a favour...don't bother interjecting yourself into an argument that doesn't concern you in the slightest simply to attempt to gang up on N2N and to tell him what an "arrogant asshole/prick" he is...he's heard it before and nothing has changed or will ever change...you are not saying anything that anybody there hasn't heard before and save for a few of your fellow thin skinned drama queens,you're preaching to the choir...you siding with somebody else,especially an idiot,isn't gonna bring him down either...better AND worse people have tried and have failed...go away,you nincompoop... The brown belt goes to...Douchebag:The now confirmed individual irate gamer fanboy spammer on You Tube...yep,in the midst of their ongoing spamming campaign,it was finally revealed on Tuesday,by You Tube member DaRkLoRdZoRc,that all of the multiple spam accounts are all 1 individual.You wanna know the really hilariously ironic thing about this? This pathetically sad individual,under one of his probably now HUNDREDS of dummy accounts,was saying that Armake HIMSELF was the one that had no life. If stupidity like that wasn't so god damn hilarious,that would be irrefutable proof that stupidity should have some sort of legislation policy. To those who keep telling ME to get a life,take note. Do you see me making multiple dummy accounts and rejoining your boards in order to spam you? Hell no you don't. Matter of fact,I usually only respond to a thread on here maybe twice a week...and I haven't made any threads or responses to ISD for AT LEAST a week and a half. Because I've got better more important things to do,unlike this probably unemployed fuck who has enough time to make all these dummy accounts to use to spam. The red belt goes to...Douchebaggier:Jayy of Bloody Disgusting...came so close to accomplishing one hell of an achievement by being the FIRST EVER triple crown douchebag winner (meaning winning all 3 of the default DDOTW awards...Douchebag,Douchebaggier,Douchebaggiest),ON TOP OF being the FIRST EVER repeat offender...oh well,another time perhaps...Anyway,technically the first portion of the offense happened only 20 some odd minutes AFTER I posted last week's DDOTW segment,but not only does anything that occurs AFTER a segment is posted (even if it's just a minute afterwards on the same day) count into the next edition,but this particular offense carried over into this past week.
He came into the official discussion thread for The Mist to state his grievances about the film's ending,which is all fine and dandy (because while I don't hate it,I can see why others do) eventhough he doesn't explain WHY he has a problem with it (no surprise there)...the most he really gets into it is saying that he enjoyed the movie up until that point and that the movie ruined the whole thing,not taking into account that a film ending doesn't ruin an entire movie unless it negates everything that came before it,which it didn't. Anyhow,then BD member depecheanix comes in and calls Jayy on this by stating that he thought Inside was one of the best movies he had ever seen based on gore alone. Here was the numpty's response to that:Amazing...such biting wit that I have no doubt that he went crying to his mommy...either that,or he responded sarcastically to your ineptness of trying to be witty to wit you couldn't even reply back to because you knew he ousted you...yea,we'll go with that. And goddamn,you and those fucking laughing emoticons...you're a fucking emoticon fiend...you rely on those as if they make you look like even less of a dipshit...I've got news for you,Warren...they don't...matter of fact,they prove just as much if not MORE than your own retarded words just how much of a slobbering neanderthal you are. Then on Wednesday of this week,a new member by the name of Gunde responded to Jayy's intial comment of the ending being "pitiful" by basically saying that the comment reeked of failure and that the ending was great. In response,the great insulter known as Jayy offered up YET ANOTHER impeccable retort:Simply incredible...that image is so groundbreaking,did you make that yourself? You had to have,seeing as how I've never seen it used online anywhere else...nope,you're the first...whoa,wait a minute,wait a minute,what have we here? www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/6026.htmlbecauseitspersonal.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/dumbass1.jpg*GASP*...no...this can't be right! The Jayy I know would NEVER use a tired to the point of being cliche viral image to own somebody! Only a complete wit deficient dinkwad would do such a thi...oh wait... And that last part in all caps about him "failing for liking the ending"? What the fuck was that? Your version of "I know you are,but what am I"? Jesus H. Christ,your attempts at wit make you come off looking like a 2 year old during the mine phase. I know I've been putting it off and putting it off (and it ain't lookin too good that it'll get done next week...and the following weekend is only a maybe at this point),but I'm actually looking forward to possibly finding writting flaws when I rewatch Inside...that way I can experience your complete lack of wit and rub it in your face. Until then,enjoy your ineptitude,shitbag... But our winner of the black belt in douchebaggery this week goes to none other than...Douchebaggiest:Paul Fetch of YouTube...The so called "prevailer of free spech" attention whore was officially exposed for the lying hypocrite that he is. Up until this point he has made it his life's work to destroy the infamous online group known as Anonymous...NOW all the sudden it's come to light,thanks to a voice chat with Fetch from somebody on YouTube by the name of "Fetchexposed",who also made a video of said chat,that Fetch actually priases Anonymous,wants to use Anonymous as his own personal army,and wants to be its leader. ON TOP OF ALL THIS,he claims to have gotten offers from producers about coming to LA to do reality TV shows based on his "YouTube fame",eventhough pretty much every YouTube member that has viewed his videos can't stand him. See the exposing video here:[/i] www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkb7EpxSd94When the video of the voice chat was uploaded,Fetch shit a brick and made a video of his own as a response,eventhough he declared on March 12 that he wouldn't upload anymore videos based on people's responses towards him because they "didn't deserve Paul Fetch" (he uploaded exactly 3 videos since then). In the response,he went on a tirade about the individual that made the video exposing him,asking the viewers to find all the information they could about the individual,including what his name is,what his parent's names are,what his aunt's and uncle's names are,who his friends are,anybody he has made contact with in his life,where he lives,pretty much everything about the individual. Unlike the Chris Crocker video,I am NOT gonna quote it and instead link you to the video,cause I want you to see for yourself just how far over the edge this dipshit has fallen:www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEHG8D1DHoEI will,however,quote the very beginning of the video just to show you how far this individual has fallen into dilusion:ROTFLMAO! Are you fucking shitting me?! My fucking god,ASKING for the viewer's help to track down somebody who exposed you for the shit pettling asstard you are in an attempt to expose them? This isn't just douchebaggary that trandsends into an entirly new astro plane,but this is crossing the line into the area of psychosis. At least when I expose somebody online,I use their own typed words. I don't need to try to find and delve into people's personal information...thats something a functioning paranoid schizophrenic might do. First of all,what makes you think anybody is gonna help you? Based on the video responses I've seen,you've gotten nothing but people mocking you for your absurd demand. Second of all,what do you hope to accomplish with this information? What do you plan to do? Release the person's personal information? Wouldn't that essentially make you the very thing you rallied against Anonymous for doing to you? Seriously,what the fuck would you do with the information if somebody actually gave a shit enough about you to give it to you? Would you travel to where he lives? What then? You gonna yell,rant,rave,and scream in his face? Are you gonna resort to violence? What the fuck does his fucking parents or aunt and uncle have to do with this? You gonna possibly commit acts of violence on them too? It's fucking astounding that your ISP hasn't blacklisted you yet after this,let alone you still having a YouTube account. And you've gotten movie and reality TV deals?! Yea,sure,right...and I've had numorous and long raunchy sexual encounters with Monica Bellucci. So you're not interested in going to LA to do any of these projects? What else could you POSSIBLY have going for you thats better? Putting all your time and effort into making YouTube videos that nobody likes and not getting paid for it? You're not fooling anybody...even if I got the chance to get paid for doing these kinds of writtings dispite the fact that I don't promote this site and don't really care if people read it or not,as long as I got reasonable creative control (preferably 100% creative control,but that would probably be a pipe dream),I'd jump at the chance to do it. Pretty much any rational thinking human being would. I wouldn't turn it down,prefering to stay obscure and use my time to create all these big compositions for free in some attempt at keeping my integrity and not becoming a sellout. The only offers you've ever gotten are in your own mind. Get over yourself. You're not a star. You're not a proponent and martyr for free speech. You're not god's gift to YouTube as you implied in the video where you proclaim that the people there don't deserve you. You're a fraud. You're a flip flopping hypocrite. You're an attention slut. You're a borderline psychopath. YOU...ARE...A...COMPLETE...AND UTTER...LAUGHING STOCK. I submit that after this latest video where you are asking for somebody's personal information in a threatening manner,your days on the internet are numbered... Paul Fetch,AKA Paul Carnes,of You Tube...This edition's DOUCHEBAGGIEST...DOUCHEBAG...OF THE WEEK!
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Post by Fickle81 on Apr 6, 2008 18:30:37 GMT -5
Due to the overwhelming douchebaggery of the top prize winner this week,the audio version had to be split into 2 parts:Part 1Part 2Time now to crown the winners of this edition of Kef Chat’s Douchebaggiest Douchebag(s) of the Week…The sapphire goes to...Douche:crazygrusem of Bloody Disgusting and sometimes Kef Chat...this just goes to show that not even those close to me are immune from me pointing out any instances of douchebaggery on their part. It was either on Friday March 28 or Saturday March 29,I can’t remember which exactly,that I asked him via AIM to do me a favour as part of my big elaborate Kef Chat April Fools joke (I didn’t tell him that it had anything to do with April Fools,but I would hope that he would have put 2 and 2 together) by having him change his avatar,for exactly 1 day,to the animated image of The Gahanna Phantom that I had made as part of the BD Wikia portion of the April Fools joke,which also would have lead to him alerting those on BD that Kef Chat had been changed to Scientology Chat,which in turn also would have lead to some of them discovering the BD Wikia joke as well. Now,under most circumstances,I really don’t care if anybody,especially BD members,goes to and/or reads anything from my board...this,however,was an exception as I believe I had created something that was quite funny that the few people I might be on good terms with might enjoy...which is why I reminded grusem not once,but twice to watch his email frequently that Monday (the day before April Fools) where he would receive an email from me containing the image that I wanted him to put in his avatar for April Fools and instructions on when to change it. I gave him 2 times to work with...either midnight MY time or 1 AM MY time. When I saw that he had done neither,I figured maybe he was gonna wait until either midnight HIS time or 1 AM HIS time. Much to my dismay,I checked the following day to find that he never changed his avatar at all. I sent him not 1,but 2 emails trying to get in contact with him about it,but I heard nothing back. April Fools came and went,and due to the failure to react on his part,the event went by pretty much unnoticed[/i] Now,I’m sure his excuse would be that he forgot...which is just that,an excuse...and as far as I’m concerned,there is no excuse. It’s even worse given the fact that he apparently has the bad habit of NOT checking his email on a regular basis. I personally check BOTH of the email accounts I have (used to be 3,counting the now defunct school account) AT LEAST 3 times daily,as any responsible individual who maintains email addresses does. He can’t claim that he was too busy either because what I was asking him to do wouldn’t have even taken 2 minutes of his precious time and because I saw him on BD quite a bit those 2 days,making posts and all. Grusem,I really didn’t want to do this cause I’m quite fond of you,but you let me down pretty big and I can’t let that slide without some sort of release. I sincerely hope that this is the last time you’ll ever be featured on the DDOTW. Wake the fuck up and check your email on a regular basis. If by some chance you’ve got too many accounts,you might want to think about getting rid of some of them. The ruby goes to...Douchebag:snodawg666 of Bloody Disgusting...last Sunday,he made a reply in the official thread for The Mist concerning Jayy’s constant douchebaggery in said thread:[/i] While I applaud you for pointing out Jayy’s idiocy,just like I would anybody else,there was no reason whatsoever to bring MovieDemon and Slash Happy into it,and there damn sure wasn’t a legite reason to lump them into the same dipshit category as Jayy. Based on my dealings with both of them,they are far beyond Jayy’s level of intellect to the point where they would both need a lobotomy in order to reach Jayy’s level,so to lump them into the same shit pile as Jayy is completely baseless and uncalled for...but based on your place in the 50 Biggest Idiots List,I’m not surprised in the slightest that you would make such a horrible comparison. The emerald goes to...Douchebaggier:LivingDeadGurl37 of Bloody Disgusting...on Wednesday,the dumb cunt posted a thread trying to start a horror trivia game,as if shes the first to have ever started such a game on BD. BD member and occational namedropper Doc came in and made the following reply:[/i] So you would think that after having these pointed out to her,she would express remorse for her stupid action and refrain from doing it again in the future...but how does our juvenile bitch respond with her broken internet English?So he pointed out what a stupid thread you posted,in the wrong section no less,simply because he doesn’t know the answer to your stupid horror trivia question? Yea,that makes a lot of sense...if you’re an idiot. Just before the thread was properly and rightly closed,Doc responded in the most logical way:Nice... rather than having it end there,the worthless dramatic teenage twat decides to start an entire thread in response to this,that gets promptly closed,entitled “doc is an ass”.www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showthread.php?t=30782Ok first of all,had that thread remained open longer,nobody would have supported your cause. Matter of fact,pretty much everybody there would have pointed you out for the retard you are just as Doc did. Second of all,if you actually looked at Doc’s post history having to do with anything other than you,you would find that he does more than talk shit. Third of all,Doc didn’t close the thread as he’s not a mod...and by the way,it’s not YOUR thread...until the day comes when you can have posts that are made on internet messageboards copyrighted,which will never happen,you can’t claim ownership to a thread posted on a public board. Forth of all…you’ll post whatever the hell you want? Apparently you didn’t read the rules that you AGREED to when registering which states that you will NOT make threads dedicated to subjects that already have threads made for them (duplicate threads)...so no,you WON’T post whatever the hell you want,and if you think that you will,it won’t be long till they throw your worthless teen girl ass out of there. Fifth and finally,Doc stated crystal clearly that he wasn’t hating on you or your thread because he didn’t know the answer to your stupid trivia question...he hated on you and your thread because it was something that has already been posted before that wasn’t even posted in the right section. Theres no doubt in my mind that you’re the same Living Dead Girl that I had it out with when I was there...the stupidity of your posts reeks of that same air headed teenage girl feeling I got from reading her posts...and if I’m somehow wrong and you’re a completely different person,the human race may be in worse trouble than I could have possibly imagined. But the precious diamond of douchebaggery this week goes to...Douchebaggiest:Jayy of Bloody Disgusting...thats right ladies and gentlemen,he’s finally done it…he has become our first ever triple crown douchebag winner by being places in the 3 default awards in the DDOTW (douchebag,douchebaggier,and douchebaggiest)...all because he can’t get over his own hatred for the ending of The Mist and that people liked it. Technically his constant flow of douchebaggery started on Wednesday March 26,but since there wasn’t an edition of the DDOTW last week,it carries over into this week as it lead up to all the offenses of this past week. First he responded to somebody’s comment about how the ending was almost too much for them in terms of how depressing it was:[/i] Although it took a few hours,he was eviscerated for his remark by both FatMike:Then by brain dead in response to Slasher Freak 97’s (who has since been banned for idiocy) response to Jayy in support of him and his “opinion”:How does he respond to both of these? By proving that he IS in fact one of the biggest jokes on that site and pretty much any site he frequents...first,his response to FatMike’s statement:I really wish this board had the ability to post laughing emoticons,cause there was not one,but 2 of them before that one word reply...I’m surprised he didn’t put 2 more after said one word like he’s been known to do... Then came his reply to brain dead:Trust me,we know how much you think people exposing your idiocy is funny (probably because it’s the only way to cope with the fact that most of these people are right)...you only manage to communicate that with more fucking laughing emoticons in just one of your average posts than kiddcapone used in an entire fucking week of posting...and way to prove that you don’t care about what people like him think by responding to them. Then came yet another comment about what the banner for the film said about it:And in that last statement,just as I alluded to before,he surrounded it with 2 laughing emoticons on each side. Sea Hag and black coffee FINALLY manage to be the first ones on that board to point out his overuse of laughing emoticons. You’re a little late boys...I’ve been commenting on them for roughly a year now.Then,however,Jayy started his most retarded “campaign” of douchebaggery that he’s ever done. He started quoting all the names of everybody that slammed him in that thread for being the idiot he is (only putting emoticons in the quotes of said individuals...big surprise) and then posting a tired and cliché internet messageboard “owning” image to go along with it:But that’s just the tip of the retarded iceberg. He then proceeded to do this MANY times,adding more and more names to the list,and managing to do the impossible in the process by making an already tired and cliché messageboard image and insult tactic EVEN MORE tired and cliche,all with the steadfast determination of a dipshit running into a wall.Then menasyng pointed out both his idiotic grasp of film principals,shit taste in film,and his retarded overuse of the tired and cliché internet messageboard image:And of course,like the black gold Texas T retard Jayy is,he responds with something fittingly retarded for a retard of his stature:First of all,Nos is hardly a source I would be referencing when it comes to somebody being an idiot,seeing as how he is an overly pretensious borderline fascist dipshit who rarely ever admits it when he’s wrong (case in point,he has yet to admit his part of my wrongful banning),not to mention that he partook in a lame internet “relationship” and never even bothered to go and visit the woman because he didn’t have a job and couldn’t pay for the plane ticket. Second of all,you saying ANYBODY’S opinion on ANYTHING,let alone film,is invalid is like telling Laura Harring that shes butt ugly. You gave AVP:R a near perfect rating...that ALONE pretty much kills your right to have an opinion about ANYTHING film related. Third of all,you and LivingDeadGurl37 would get along so well,because you both seem to think that people call you idiots for something other than the fact that you’re idiots...in your case,menasyng must be jealous of your gaming skills...and furthermore,how exactly does gaming skills translate into you knowing what the fuck you’re talking about when it comes to movies or not being an idiot in general? I’m pretty sure that was the entire point of menasyng’s comment about it,but of course,that went right over your sloped misshapen Sloth from The Goonies head. Oh,but it gets better as that was only the first part of the quote. NOW he gets into detail about why he continues to use the tired and cliché tactic of using a tired and cliché messageboard owning image:You,who continues to use a tired and cliché tactic by posting a tired and cliché messageboard image over and over like a person with severe Autism continually banging their head against a wall without a helmet,have no room whatsoever to call ANYBODY a “dumb fucktard”...And based on how fucking dumb you are and how much of a bitch you come off as,by your logic,you don’t just need bitch slapped 5 times...you need repeated daily bludgeonings with an aluminum baseball bat...man all this douchebaggery and I haven’t even gotten into THIS WEEK’S offenses yet...so much douchebaggery that if I had done a DDOTW segment last week,he would have won the top prize in BOTH. Jayy was then promptfully and rightfully eviscerated for his idiocy,which included brain dead actually making the tired and cliché image Jayy was using (by altering it to burn Jayy),somebody else making the comment that they thought that people stopped using Sixth Sense jokes in image form back in 1999 when it stopped being funny,and at least 2 people commenting about how slow Jayy is in reguards to that.NOW we’re finally getting into what can be categorized as offenses for THIS week. Somebody made a reply about how The Mist had a great ending,which induced a reply from Jayy with nothing but his OTHER overly used tired and cliché image...an animated sparkly gif with the letters “LMAO” in giant caps. This lead to snodawg’s quoted comment in the second award above,to wit Jayy YET AGAIN resorted to the tactic of listing names of everybody that exposed him for his idiocy along with posting that tired and cliché Sixth Sense image,even after pretty much everybody and their brother exposed it for the tired,cliché,and witless tactic that it is.Wow Jayy...even mice learn not to touch electrified cheese,but you’ll just keep right on touching it won’t you? You’re like The Little Engine That Could for retards...except for the fact that you CAN’T due to your overwhelming mental handicap. Goddamn,theres more? *sigh* Ok,then somebody made the comment that they thought The Mist was one of the scariest films they had ever seen,which of course brought on a Down Syndrome induced remark from Jayy,laughing emoticons and all:This time,he surrounded that statement with 2 laughing emoticons in a different way...rather than on both side,he did it in paragraph form. Variety FTW! Of course,like clockwork,he was exposed YET AGAIN for the retard that he is by various individuals,including N2NOther who asked the surly rhetorical question “are you ever not going to be an idiot?” to Jayy. Here was his biting comeback to that:Big talk coming from somebody that hasn’t made ANY films,short or otherwise. Then,after yet another short round of others mocking Jayy’s idiocy at Jayy’s expense,he YET AGAIN resorted to the “list names and post tired and cliché picture” tactic.Jesus fucking Christ...I’m...I’m at a loss for words...this is officially a first...such REPEATED retardation that I literally have nothing to say...at this point,it’s just downright tragic that somebody this stupid exists in this world. ...Oh my god,he did it YET AGAIN AFTER THAT?!For fucks sakes,this is too damn much...my brain is literally starting to hurt from all this idiocy and douchebaggery...at this point calling him retarded is a despicable insult to retarded people cause they’re too good for him...you’d have to create an entirely new term and condition to describe the sheer brain cell and chromosome deficiency that makes Jayy idiotically tick. Seriously,it’s now long past the point of being amusing or funny...now it’s just a downright outrage against nature. And theres STILL FUCKING MORE! Somebody then made the comment that the indication that they got after reading many pages of the thread was that Jayy didn’t like the movie followed by a well deserved exposition about how much of a douchebag he is. Jayy answered with THIS shining example of pure thoughtful intellect:Contradiction,anyone? This is what he said on BD upon first seeing the film: Notice the DISTINCTION between the movie and the ending itself? Yea Jayy,you sure never said anything about not liking the movie...and just to solidify it even more,heres what he said on I See Dead upon seeing the flick: Eventually,after stating how lame the ending was for the umpteenth billionth time,somebody finally asked him why he hated the ending,eventhough he was already told to either explain why he didn’t like the ending or shut the fuck up. This is how he responded:Oh my fucking god...THATS your rationale for why the ending sucks? Because you wanted a happy ending because the film was about survival? Did it ever occur to you that things looked hopeless at that point and that it would be best to have everybody die a seemingly quick and painful death rather than die horribly by any of the vast amount of creatures that very well could have come by at any moment? So if you ran out of gas in a world that looked to have been completely taken over by blood thirsty creatures,you would just wait to fucking die a painful death? How fucking stupid are you? And here I thought you had a problem with the fact that the military arrived within moments after the main character quickly kills everybody else to spare them the possibility of dying a much more suffering based painful death. At least then you would have somewhat had a more legite complaint. At this point,your next hearing for the parole of your right to have an opinion won’t be until the year 2345...I wonder what the hell you would do if you found out that even Steven King HIMSELF prefered the movie's ending over his own written ending of his short story. Oh,we’re FINALLY near the end? Thank fucking god...I don’t know how much more I can take. Somebody then replied to the quote above,pointing out that either Jayy didn’t fully watch the movie or that he was on crack. Here was his ever so biting retort to that:I’m not even gonna bother commenting on that cause I’ve already said everything that can be said. Mods of BD,please fucking ban this shitstain on the underwear of humanity...I’m not even a member of that board anymore,and even I can’t stomach his bullshit. I mean,you’ve banned PLENTY of other people for a hell of a lot less,yet Jayy gets to continue to post and contribute nothing but idiocy that would even make a retard weep for the future of mankind. I’m sure even those that can’t stand me would agree,his time ran out months ago. Do the right thing and send him packing. It’s just too bad that the mods of I See Dead won’t do the same. I’m absolutely fucking drained from all that douchebaggery...all I have left to say is: Jayy of Bloody Disgusting,this edition’s Douchebaggiest Douchebag of the Week,and the first ever triple crown douchebag...
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Post by Fickle81 on Apr 13, 2008 18:05:28 GMT -5
Apparently this is so huge that I have to post 2 seperate replies...for just 3 people,thats astounding...see what you did,killrobot?Part 1Part 2Time now to reveal the offender's for this edition of Kef Chat's Douchebaggiest Douchebag(s) of the Week...the yellow ribbon goes to:Douchebag:killrobot,formerly known as Blueteamno,head administrator of Bloody Disgusting...he has now decided to take it upon himself to weed out all the "elitist BD assholes" and take away their freedom to publically post about somebody's opinion in a negative way or to bluntly inform somebody of their own stupidity...you know,the very aspect that seperates BD from the rest of the boards and supposedly makes it great? First,an individual by the name of MastaKilla makes a thread in which he and others would post mini reviews...not a bad concept,but 2 things brought upon the wrath of others:His proclamation (in yellow caps) that "there are no wrong reviews" and his Halloween review (and for me personally,I would have ragged on him for using the fact that American Psycho "inspired a horrendous sequel" as a flaw of the film itself when they are 2 seperate films). After several pages of getting ripped to shreads by others,killrobot came to his rescue using one of MastaKilla's posts about respectfully disagreeing and expecting respect even if his opinions may be wrong. Just before locking the thread,he quoted the statement and responded with this,which I'll quote statement at a time:[/i] Wait,we have even more breaking news just now coming in:PEOPLE HAVE BEEN DOING THIS ON THAT SITE FOR YEARS! IT IS THE NORM AT THIS POINT! You know why people there,mainly seasoned regulars,are so quick to jump down other people's throats for differing opinions? Because your site seems to attract idiots that can't properly formulate a real opinion in the first place (IE form an opinion using wrong information/stupid reasoning),yet express and profess these worthless opinions anyway. Now,they most certainly still have the right to express and profess said worthless opinions,which brings me to the thing that all these thin skinned pukes,who get butthurt about somebody expressing their thoughts and opinions on a crappy worthless opinion to the point where they whine about there not being such a thing as a wrong opinion,can't seem to comprehend... EXPRESSING THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS IS A TWO WAY FUCKING STREET. If you have the right to express a bullshit opinion,then I most CERTAINLY have the right to express thoughts on it by exposing it for the bullshit that it is. And you know why people there,mainly seasoned regulars,are so quick to jump down other people's throats for posting something that doesn't deserve its own thread (not saying MastaKilla's didn't,but still) or has already been posted before? Because it is against the fucking rules of the site and wastes bandwidth that YOU pay for. More on that after this next quote. So while they wait for a staff member,who these days isn't on on a regular basis (I know,cause I've been paying attention to when they show up on the currently active users bar),to do something about it,what do they do? Sit there with their thumbs up their asses while the individual in question potentially makes even more useless threads? These people who point out these mistakes,harshly or not,are doing you a favour by potentially nipping the problem in the ass right then and showing them the way of the land so they square their ass away and start shitting Tiffany cufflinks...cause as far as I'm concerned,and I'm sure others there would agree with me,if they didn't even bother to read the rules about making useless threads or making duplicate threads due to not using the search feature,they deserve to have it harshly pointed out to them...theres no excuse for that shit,cause it's right there for them to read before they even register. And I hate to break it to you,but telling that guy that he's an idiot and his reviews suck has nothing to do with the fact that he made it into a debatably useless thread...it has to do with the fact that he's an idiot because his reviews suck and he whines about others pointing that out because he believes that there isn't such a thing as a wrong opinion...so I guess that means that those that have the opinion that the world is flat aren't wrong dispite the fact that that opinion has been scientifically debunked. And I'm sick of whiney blowhards like you that think that others don't have the right to think,believe,or flat out KNOW their opinion is better than somebody else's and think that they can change what has been the norm for so many years (AT LEAST since 2004,when I started there)...you're hardly even on the boards anyway,but you somehow think you know how they should be run? Yea yea,you own them...thats all great and wonderful,but that doesn't mean you're above being called out for being a fascist...ask the owner of your industrial slum sister site all about that. A new clear cut forum rules policy...I'll be damned if I haven't heard this before,and yet not a fucking thing has changed. The only way you're gonna change anything is if you start banning people,even the seasoned and respected regulars,to the point where you're not gonna have anybody of any value or significance left...you know what will happen to your so called fun then? It will disappear completely. And how exactly isn't the BD board in its current state fun? And when did it "used to be fun" before it disappeared? Pretty much anybody there will tell you that part of the fun of that board is being able to point out whenever somebody is being an idiot as harshly as they want,and now you want to take that away? It's only not fun to the idiots that post there,which there are already far too many of. And yet again you speak of this so called line. I've got news for you...at this point,your line is arbitrary...and no,I don't mean when it comes to things such as threats of violence,professing thoughts of sexually devient acts,or anything else illegal...but as far as the freedom to posts one's thoughts of somebody or of their opinion,you already allow so much that any attempts at creating and enforcing any line of decency is ridiculous and hypocritical...either it's all ok,or none of it is. Your attempt at trying to tone this down,regulate it or flat out eliminate it is like shutting the barn door after the horse has long run out,jumped the white wooden fence,run several miles through the fields,reached the nearest road,and got hit by an oncoming pickup truck. And as far as what you think the majority of your users would prefer as far as not being told that their opinions are wrong,I've got news for both you and them...not only would those worth a shit and who could DEFEND their opinion NOT prefer that,but quite frankly,you don't have that right and neither do they...it doesn't work that way,cause as I said before,EXPRESSING THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS IS A 2 WAY STREET. Allowing those to express an opinion that is so faulty that even somebody with the mental capacity of Warren from Theres Something About Mary would see it as such,but not allowing those to express the opinion that the faulty opinion is faulty is fascist bullshit that would essentially turn you into another Fangoria,which I KNOW the majority of your members would NOT prefer. It's really a shame that others there won't step up and point this out for the pure and utter bullshit that it is (but then,how could they when the thread in question was locked by you?)...it's obvious that they only believe in their right to freely call out somebody for their stupidity,but they don't defend it...they only talk the talk. I,on the otherhand,am more than willing to do some walking...and if they learned anything from my example of walking the walk,it's that calling out a mod or any other staff member on their bullshit is a sure fire way to get banned,and god forbid that happens to some of the people there...it would be like their life support system got cut off. See,I told some of your mods and even some of the dimbulbs that defend them and slam me that the stand that I made towards mod hypocricy and infrequent cafeteria like enforcement of the rules during the last day or so that I was there was based on principle...the principle of preserving my right that was given to me (and many others),up until that point where it suddenly got taken away,to speak freely about somebody else and their idiocy...the principle to not let staff members get away with what they were trying to punish me for...and the principle of somebody like you trying to come in and piss on everything that makes that board unique,which is what I knew 2 aforementioned principles would one day lead to....and sure enough,that day has apparently arrived (although I'm not gonna completely hold my breath). Oh but it doesn't end there...the all powerful BD ruler than proceeded to make his commanding presence felt in a thread about whether or not MR_SLIPPIE1's girlfriend had been raped and whether or not she lied to him about it that was downright entertaining as hell. Just before locking it and killing the entertainment,he had this to say:Yea,god forbid somebody takes a moral stance on emotional deception and makes it their agenda to expose it and help the one see that they're being decieved...cause afterall,that NEVER happens in real life...so it's ok for YOU to point out something to somebody on that board in a demeaning manner,but everybody else is just supposed to hit the report button and not say anything? Do yourself and your community members a favour...stick to the web design and programming end of things on that site and leave the rule creation and enforcement to somebody more qualified...like Count Dragula,who while may have a momentary lapse of reason and exhibit poor judgement on occation,he's way more qualified than you could ever hope to be. The red ribbon goes to:Douchebaggier:mfish618 of Bloody Disgusting...this is a dandy,so be ready to laugh your ass off...first he gets pissed off because somebody altered somebody else's quote in jest in the thread about the Uwe Boll petition to make it look like they said that they hated blacks.[/i] Then apparently,Dobe told him to calm down,and was responded to with this:...Yep,you read that right. He apparently threatened to SUE Dobe,apparently because Dobe altered one of HIS quotes (I couldn't find the example of this,but Dobe admitted to it)...now,if he just ended it there,one would be thinking where in the world did he get the idea that he had any legal case against somebody for altering one of his quotes. Well thankfully,it didn't end there,as he started an entire thread about it in the Whatever section...behold the explaination and so called legal case:www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showthread.php?t=31066And to further prove that this is what he was talking about,he responded to a fake quote that ThreeOnAMeathook made of that statement with the following:You have no fucking idea how much of an effort I'm making to keep from falling on the floor in roaring laughter. He actually believes that taking somebody's quote and altering it is a form of identity theft and is threatening to sue anybody that does it. Lets take a look as to what exactly constitutes identity theft: www.ftc.gov/bcp/edu/microsites/idtheft/consumers/about-identity-theft.html#WhatisidentitytheftAn example of that kind of personal information stealing that would apply to this situation is stealing the individual's log in password and using it to post as the individual...which of course,never happened. Text that one types on a messageboard does NOT fall into this same type of personal information. www.ftc.gov/bcp/edu/microsites/idtheft/consumers/about-identity-theft.html#HowdothievesstealanidentityNotice that "altering somebody's quoted statement on a messageboard for comedic effect" is not on there? Hell,even if one were to add Hacking as a catagory in that list,altering a typed statement is NOT hacking. Seriously,where did this guy come from? If he's not still in elementary school,he needs to be euthanized for his stupidity immediatly. For any of those on BD who may read this,I just recently saw that this idiot is a new member of the I See Dead messageboard,and since I'm also a member and haven't gotten into a scabble there in quite awhile,I figured it was time to have me some fun. This is what I posted in his introduction thread last night. Enjoy!
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Post by Fickle81 on Apr 13, 2008 18:06:25 GMT -5
But the winner of the blue ribbon of douchebaggery this week is:Douchebaggiest:Paul Fetch AKA Paul Carnes of YouTube...this is whats known as the preverbial train coming off the tracks,and like mfish618's gross and hilarious misinterpretation of what identity theft is,this is downright hilarious. After making videos of himself eating flowers,taking a shower (cringe inducing to say the least),declaring that anybody that talked shit about him would be going to hell (how he has this knowledge or ability is beyond me...maybe god came to him in a vision,or better yet a dilusion,and told him so),stupidly climbing a ladder that was set on top of the unsturdy roof of a car (I had my fingers crossed that he would have fallen and broken his neck),and doing farm work where he had the gall and the dilusion to call himself an internet celebrity,he had finally had enough of everybody exposing him for the complete and utter attention whore tard that he is and uploaded a rant video,made all the more hilarious and disturbing at the same time due to the fact that he isn't wearing a shirt in this video. As if he hadn't antagonised enough people,he even spews venom towards those who DIDN'T expose him on his idiocy. Prepare to be in tears from laughter:[/i] www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyE3IHWtmgoNow,before I get into detail as to why this is so damn hilarious,I want all those that claim that I get easily pissy about things on the internet (I'm looking at YOU in particular snodawg...ah shit,I just contributed to that so called popularity you have on my site didn't I? Oh well.) to take note that THIS is a PERFECT example of somebody getting pissy about things on the internet,whether it's getting constintly picked on or reading something thats idiotic and deciding to comment and expose it as such. Notice that the quote above is as good as it gets when it comes to a text representation of said rant...notice all the exclaimation marks that are usually ABSENT in a lot of my typed rants? They're absent because I usually don't need to get pissy or agitated or animated to that degree about things on the internet,because they just don't call for it...how is something idiotic that you say about me or anything else supposed to get me pissy? It logically can't due to it being idiotic...but Fetch here gets pissy because the shit people talk about him is TRUTHFUL and thus has more value than something that the average bent wrist mumbling retard that most likely hasn't even read any of my posts here says about me...and usually when I type in all caps,it's for dramatic emphasis so people can more easily read it so I can GET MY POINT ACROSS...now that we've cleared that up,lets move on. Shit Fetch,there is so much that can be said about this video...it's not surprising in the least that you were excited to get all those video responses of people talking shit about you,you know why? Because you are an attention seeking slut...you thought that you would be able to use the shock value of being against a notorious internet group such Anonymous to be able to garner attention for yourself in order to become a YouTube celebrity...THEN once you had enough people know about your existence and enough subscribers,you figured you would switch your position on them in order to calm the flames and seem cool in order to keep your established audience and get even more subscribers (which is why you're now getting upset that people are still talking shit about you when you were excited about it before). Guess what Fetch? It didn't work...as stupid as people can be,they aren't THAT stupid. They saw right through your little game and beat you at it. I mean,how could they not? It was that damn obvious. You don't spend so much effort and time talking shit and trashing somebody or something,but then all the sudden without warning start constintly praising them and professing how they're god's gift to existence with little to not explaination for the change of heart. That would be like if tomorrow I suddenly started praising the BD mods that were involved in my banning nonstop and hailing those that talked all that weak shit about me as great people for no apparent reason. As fucking stupid and hypocritical as they are,they would have a field day and rightfully eat my ass alive if I did that,which is exactly what Anonymous and all of your other haters did to you. Seriously,how the fuck did you figure that your change of heart would earn you praise from a group whose mantra is "We do not forgive,we do not forget"? If you honestly thought that,you're even more retarded than I thought...and now that you're pissed off,you're gonna flip your position AGAIN and claim that thats what you REALLY think about them? You're lucky there was at least a day in between those 2 videos,otherwise such quick flip flopping of positions would have been a sign of bipolar disorder...not that you don't have it,seeing as how dilusions of grandeur is also commonly believed to be a big red flag. And then you whine and bitch about how those very few supporters you had did nothing to help you against all the shit talking? Whats wrong,Paul? Can't adequately defend yourself? I mean,with how much bullshit you spew and profess,how could you blame any of them? If they got involved and came to your rescue,they'd end up looking just as stupid as you IF NOT MORE. They,nor you,have anything of significance to defend. How do you defend someone or something thats so blatently fucking stupid without looking stupid yourself? You can't,and they most likely knew that. Hell,even the one person that came to your rescue after you made that video has since retracted his statements (I'm sure Fetch will be really pleased when he finds out that said video that he has prominently displayed on his own channel has been deleted) and made a new video declaring that he was a retard for jumping into it with little information about your bullshit. And speaking of which,the fact that you continue to log in to your YouTube account in order to embed that supporting video I just mentioned above sure does wonders to convince me of your proclamation that you're done with YouTube...but then,I knew it was a crock of shit anyway seeing as how this isn't the first time you've huffed and puffed and pitched a pissy bitch about people talking shit about you and how you wouldn't continue to "humour them" and that they "didn't deserve a video from you"... remember that,Fetchy? Oh,and one more thing...for the love of fucking Christ,would you PLEASE put a goddamn shirt on? As pissed off as you looked and claimed (many times,I might add) in that video,theres no way in hell that you'd be able to turn into The Incredible Hulk...you're too much of a whiny bitch to be able to turn into a giant green wrecking machine,so you don't have to worry about your shirt being ripped up. Paul Carnes of YouTube...this edition's DOUCHEBAGGIEST...DOUCHEBAG...OF THE WEEK!
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Post by Fickle81 on Apr 20, 2008 21:01:15 GMT -5
Part 1Part 2Time now to crown the champions for this edition of Kef Chat's Douchebaggiest Douchebag(s) of the Week...The women's title belt goes to...Douche:Cheryl Ferguson,graduation coordinator at Columbus State Community College...If you remember on the March 2 edition of the DDOTW,I covered the utter incompetence of Ms. Ferguson reguarding my college degree and when I graduated...alas,it has not improved in the slightest. On Thursday afternoon,during a break at work,I called Ms. Ferguson yet again to check up on the progress of my degree,due to the fact that I hadn't gotten it yet even after the 12th week. After a brief moment she finally realised who it was and that she was the one that had called my house to get my address (you know,the one that told me to NOT leave a message if I got a voice mail) but I never called back. I pointed out to her that during the instance in which I recieved the phone call,I was told not to leave a message on the voice mail and that the individual would call me back. She then stated that all the times she did call,she wasn't able to reach me.[/i] Except for the fact that other than that one time,I recieved NO OTHER phone calls from her or anybody else from the college reguarding the matter of my address. If it wasn't for the fact that she very quickly stated that my degree would be mailed to me the following morning once I gave her my address,I would have very bluntly pointed out to her that I have a digital phone with caller ID,which means that I have computerised logs of every phone call and voice mail message that I recieve,and that my records show only one call from her to me over the past few months...which means that unless some cosmic hemispherical glitch just happened to occur each of the times that she supposedly called,either she's in a constint state of severe delirium or she's a fucking liar. Also,SHE was the one that fucking CONFIRMED what my address was that was in her system in the first place,and yet,she had to call to ASK what my address was that she CONFIRMED over the phone to already BE IN HER OWN RECORDS?! Seriously,the thought that this incompetent bitch has what appears to be a reletivly high paying job while others probably more qualified than her are stuck in unemployment is a sickening prospect. However,since I have finally recieved my certified paperwork,I'm not gonna be making a federal case out of it and my grievances with her and the rest of the campus faculty will end here...their ineptitude can cause them to play with matches indoors and burn the entire campus to the ground for all I care... The Cruiserweight belt goes to...Doucheier:Jayy of Bloody Disgusting...he has now moved on from bitching about the ending of The Mist to bitching about the ending to Funny Games. After his intial post,chalk full of the words "pitiful","shitty","F'ing",and "fucktards",MovieGeek made a very keen observational reply:[/i] And then Dobe came in on top of that:So how does Jayy respond to both of these? Does he offer up any intellectual wit? Nope,he just continues to be his old dumbass self. First his response to MovieGeek:And of course with 2 laughing emoticons after that word,like motherfucking clockwork...then in the same post,his response to Dobe:And of course another laughing smiley seperating those 2 sentences...oh and FYI Jayy,Dobe is a fan of Boll KNOWING that Boll makes bad movies...YOU on the otherhand,genuinely believe certain bad movies,such as AVP R,are actually good...so who exactly is the lesser of 2 evils there,hmm? Then after that,goose101 made a response poking fun at Jayy's overuse of laughing emoticons (LOL STOP WORKING on MY SIDE OF THE STREET!),followed by another reply in which he compared Jayy to a fat little kid who couldn't get the last piece of cake,followed by another reply from MovieGeek that went as follows:Well,interestingly enough,he DIDN'T respond to it...imagine that,Jayy actually did something smart by shutting his worthless mouth before he brought on even more warrented ass stompings...but had he continued to be the dipshit that he is,he probably would have responded with either a variation of the words "moron","idiot","fucktard", or "tard" OR he would have gone into detail about how it's obvious that you're an idiot because you're an indiot...either of those probably would have had no less than 4 laughing emoticons...I think Jayy has just officially become more predictable and stale than suicidalhatedmantheclown,which is a feat that was once thought to be impossible...and thus,Jayy's idiocy continues to shatter worldwide records... The United State title belt goes to...Doucheiest:jazzbass101 of Bloody Disgusting...a week or so ago,he gave his opinion about The Mist,trashing the film for some pretty absurd reasons. After a long bout of having to defend them against logical people logically poking holes in his so called "flaws" of the movie and lashing out at them,it went quiet for awhile. But then,it picked up again this week. When somebody else asked what people liked about the movie,jazzbass told him to go back and read the last few pages and that it was "funny". Sea Hag then came in and pointed out jazzbass' "flaws" of the film and echoed the sentiment of it being funny. This caused jazzbass to lash out yet again:[/i] Just like how it's hysterical how you keep sticking by your stupid flaws,such as somebody running out of bullets at a convienent time which is something thats been done in movies for god knows how long,and claiming that somebody shouldn't have had any bullets when they DID to name a couple. I just want to remind you that your reasons are absurd and that you're an idiot. Then I am a horror movie came in and called jazzbass an idiot like I just did...and jazzbass responds with something appropriatly idiotic:Wait,I thought it was because of the Deus Ex Machinas that never happened or certain creatures being attracted to light while others weren't (because said creatures that were are the kind of creatures that NORMALLY ARE attracted to light while the ones that weren't NORMALLY AREN'T) were the reasons why the movie blows. I love that you get pissed off this much because people debunk your stupid reasoning and show you for the cinematically illiterate bumbling bafoon you are. You know,I seem to remember somebody else that decided to hate a movie more than he already did (for stupid reasons no less) out of spite just because other people pointed out what stupid reasons he had for hating it...damnit,what the fuck was his name again? Oh right,Zeeboe! Yea Zeeboe...you know,the guy that said he didn't have to explain himself and that "because he said so" was sufficient enough? The guy who threatened all those that pointed out what an idiot he was with physical violence (and anal rape)? The guy that made a crybaby post saying he was leaving BD only to come back within a month later? The guy that lied about having all kinds of sex on a constint basis then admitted his lie during a short lived "religious awakening"? Yea,you just showed a similar idiotic logic as Zeeboe with that bullshit statement of yours...so congrats...wait,you're not him under a new account,are you? The tag team titles go to...Douchebag:A tie between MR_SLIPPIE1 and zach of Bloody Disgusting...yep,a first here on the DDOTW. Both of them,especially zach,made utterly stupid remarks reguarding the ending to Haute Tension. First we have SLIPPIE1's remark:[/i] Your inability to watch movies ruined it, I think...oh wait,Dobe already said that EXACT same thing. Like I'm gonna take a film opinion of somebody that,either lied about his girlfriend being raped of blindly believing the story she told about being raped eventhough she lied,seriously. Here was his response to this and the "reason" why he hates the ending:How many times has an ending like that been used? Well,lets see...The Cabinet of Dr Caligari,The Usual Suspects...yep,thats pretty much it,and even those endings were technically different than Haute Tension's...unlike Cabinet of Dr Caligari,the story that the psychopath tells actually holds some weight because a lot of it (the murders and kidnapping) ACTUALLY HAPPEN...and The Usual Suspects' twist comes right at the very end right before going to the credits,while Haute Tension's twist happens with about 10 minutes left in the movie...so no,you can't use "unoriginality" as a reason for hating the ending cause in its own right,it IS original...and it's quite clever too,but you wouldn't know the first thing about that now would you? Now onto zach. He made 2 remarks. In the first,he automatically dismisses an in depth explaination of the twist that was revealed to be an unreliable narrator:Does your dumbass even know what a plot hole is? Obviously not,so heres your lesson for the day: www.answers.com/topic/plot-hole?cat=entertainmentSo tell me something Einstein,if the story's plot is being established and set up by somebody with deep psychosis and multiple personalities,how does what happens at the end go against the flow of logic of the plot when there isn't even a sturdy flow of logic TO BEGIN WITH? Thats like saying The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari is full of plot holes because it's revealed at the end that everything you saw was a dilusion of an individual in a mental asylum...and wouldn't ya know,thats very similar to Haute Tension. And then to top that off,he responded to SaoCole,who basically got debunked as to Haute Tension having plot holes,in which she said that she couldn't help but think that the film's unreliable narrative isn't simply justifying the plot holes in the film by filling them in with interpretive matter:Ok,then you need to dismiss other films and works of fiction that employ a similar unreliable narrative device such as Occurance at Owl Creek Bridge,The Cabinet of Dr Caligari,Rashomon,The Usual Suspects,Fight Club,Memento,Frailty,A Tale of Two Sisters,and many many more...and when you do decide to dismiss them for that reason,it would be in your best interest to never read any stories or watch any movies again because you're an idiot. I WAS planning on doing a Kefka's Beef (the one referenced on the header) about morons that bitch about the ending of Haute Tension,but since it's been brought up here,I'll do it here and now...I'm fucking sick to death of these cinematically illiterate idiots. First they say that the ending creates all sorts of plot holes in the movie....Then when you debunk this claim by showing that it has an unreliable narrative,they try to say that the twist wasn't nessasary...Then when you debunk that by showing that the twist was the best way to explain how the main character is in a mental institution at the very beginning of the film,they try to say that the ending was unoriginal...THEN when you debunk THAT by showing that it is in execution of the film's plot compared with other films that have SIMILAR (not identical) endings,they then try to say that the ending is predictable...oh you were able to predict that would happen,huh? Even with all of your other posturing and bitching about it? You know what I have to say to that? NO YOU DIDN'T,SHUT UP! I mean,you morons will grasp at any possible straw whatsoever to use as a reason to justify why you don't like the ending and therefore hate the movie. The movie played you for suckers and made you think you had it all figured out when you didn't,and now you're pissed about it. Face the facts and get over it. If you're going to hate the ending for the movie,which you're more than free to do,at least have a good reason...and I have YET to see any good reason come out of the collective mouths of those who hate this ending,and until I do,I have no choice but to believe that they are cinematically and narrativly retarded. The Intercontinental title goes to...Douchebaggier:Margery Brubaker AKA It's Margie AKA GayDiamond FORMALLY of YouTube...after being banned from YouTube,Brubaker comes back with a new account and makes a new video. In it,Brubaker stated that he did nothing to warrent getting banned,he knew it would come eventually,stated that he also got banned from My Space (ALSO for doing nothing wrong),to go to his official website (margerybrubaker.com),and asking for anybody out there that would like to sponsor him and upload his previous videos onto their YouTube accounts. The new account was swiftly removed and the video deleted[/i] So you did nothing that warrented being banned,huh Margery? What about all the comments you left on people's videos and channels,threatening to put a voodoo hex (dispite the fact that you're a fanatical Christian) on them for merely voicing critisisms of you? What about all the times you've threatened to file DMCAs on people that took clips from any of your videos (eventhough your videos are NOT copyrighted material)? What about all the times you actually carried out your threat and filed FALSE DMCAs on these people? What about all the times in your videos where you threatened to call the law on those who made video responses to your videos and critisised you? I guess if you ignore all that,then you're right...you didn't do anything to warrent being banned from YouTube or My Space. For those who want to learn all about Brubaker's religious fanatisism and insanity,I recommend checking out the 3 seasoned (a forth coming soon) "GayDiamond Trilogy": www.youtube.com/user/GDTransformer3And I also recommend these 2 videos: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZRdcDyIeUAwww.youtube.com/watch?v=faq1wKeOhEsYou know,I've been wondering. In one of his videos,Brubaker claims that his boyfriend pretty much spends all his paycheck on boose,thus giving the impression that Brubaker is poor...not to mention that fact that Brubaker litterally lives in a trailer park...so the question is how does Brubaker afford a lawyer (whom he claims to have consulted about certain users critisising him on YouTube) and how does Brubaker afford bandwith and domain name fees for his website? Oh and also,Brubaker admits that The Bible is contradictory because it's "the word of god" and thats why it should be followed...so we should all follow an entity that contradicts itself on a regular basis...ok then. Oh,and in case you're wondering why Brubaker didn't get the women's title and why I'm referring to Brubaker as a him rather than a she,it's because Brubaker is a trans sexual and was born a MALE. Just wanted to clear that up. But the world heavyweight champion of douchebaggery this week is none other than...Douchebaggiest:Paul Fetch of YouTube...the fact that he managed to fend off 6,technically 7 other challengers to win the title of douchebaggiest douchebag of the week for the second week in a row,which is a record in itself,is one hell of an achievement and a true testament to how deep the levels of his douchebaggery are. This is a gem dandy too,he made a video,after declaring that he wasn't coming back (only an idiot would actually believe that),bitching and moaning about religious fanatic Margery Brubaker's YouTube account being suspended:[/i] www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kp-eUOiwcgUnlike last time,I'm not gonna quote the video cause I don't feel like it. Instead I'm gonna give you the jist of it. He,wearing a red shirt with his name written on it,goes into a rant about how YouTube suspended Brubaker,whom he called the "mother hen of YouTube" (I'm not kidding) and stated that all he did was come on and say "simmer down with all the hate" (which is a lie)...THEN he goes on to THREATEN YouTube,saying that if they don't quit suspending people's accounts,that he would "personally come to LA and kick their Google motherfucking ass"How THIS man's account is still active is beyond me...first he requests,in a threatening manner,personal information about somebody that damaged his image (eventhough it was already damaged beyond repair),and now he has litterally threatened bodily harm against the executives of Google,who own YouTube,for suspending one of his close buddies...he can claim that he's crusading for free speech all he wants,but nobody is fooled...anybody with any functioning braincells can see that he's doing this because a friend of his was banned. And heres the really interesting thing that not only proves this,but also shows Fetch's true colors. Fetch claims that Brubaker didn't do anything to deserve being banned,which is a load of crap...matter of fact,one of the reasons why he was banned is because he continued to threaten people,either through comments or videos,to file DMCAs and/or report people to the authorities (police and FBI) and get their YouTube accounts suspended just for disagreeing with him...yep,he attempted to CENSOR people,and what is one of Paul Fetch's big crusades against? hats right class,CENSORSHIP...logically,he should have been estatic about Brubaker finally being dealt with...but of course,that would be predicated upon the misnomer that Fetch is a logical thinking human being. No,he is actually under the dilusion that Brubaker was a keeper of the peace on YouTube. Paul,I have 4 words for you:electro shock treatment...IMMEDIATLY! Paul "crusader for free speech,unless it hinders one of my friends/fans" Carnes...this edition's DOUCHEBAGGIEST...wait,what? He made another video after that? *sigh* Alright fine,hang on...*elevator music plays (listen to it in the audio version) while Kefka watches the next video* *6 minutes later* Wow...seriously,if that last video didn't already certify Fetch's place as the top douchebag this week,this next one sealed the deal:www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhH9vNUmERAAt first he dresses up the video with some notions that may lead one to believe that he is thinking logically,such as declaring for the record about how he's against censorship and saying that the church of Scientology is a bullshit religion...however,he does this to lure you into a false sense of security before he drops a real A bomb of asstardery on you. He now claims that he has taken over Anonymous and has officially become their leader...his first act as leader is to kick all of the "haters" out of the group,eventhough his statement right before that was that members of Anonymous would still continue to do their own thing and critisise him which is what makes the group so great.Ok first of all Paul,it's been explained to you numorous times and it has yet to sink into that metal plated skull of yours,but here it is again for shits and giggles...Anonymous has no leader...Anonymous has no structure or hierarchy of authority...it's the WHOLE ENTIRE POINT of Anonymous. Each individual of the group is THEIR OWN leader and answer to only themselves. So what makes you think ANY of them will follow you? And didn't you litterally say in the video,with a straight face,that you were and I quote "the leader of the largest international hate group in the world",yet you're now declaring that haters are no longer allowed? Oh,and lets not forget the part about all the videos before this,including the one where he declares that he's done with YouTube,were all a build up to this...so your rant about Brubaker getting suspended was a lead in to your announcement that you've taken over Anonymous? You do realise that Anonymous is a big reason WHY Brubaker got kicked off of YouTube,right? So now you've affiliated yourself with a group who got one of your buddies removed from YouTube,thereby screwing them over. Oh and finally,as has already been pointed out to you in the many video responses to this,publically announcing that you're the leader of Anonymous is going to attract the attention of the church of Scientology (along with denouncing them in the same video),who will then fair game you into oblivion...have fun Fetchy,you stupid bastard... Paul "saying I'm the leader of Anonymous automatically makes it true" Carnes...this edition's DOUCHEBAGGIEST...DOUCHEBAG...hold on,what? You're kidding me,he made ANOTHER video after that?! *SIGH* Damnit,alright hang on...*elevator music plays (listen to it in the audio version) while Kefka watches the next video* www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUM9-rbWhKwOh my god...ok basically all he does here is do a video about the growing trend on YouTube where you describe your life in 6 words. He does so and reaffirms his dilusion of being the leader of Anonymous by having the 6 words be "I Am The Leader Of Anonymous". But then the interesting thing is that after that he points the camera at a bunch of different people,one of which is a modestly hot chick,who then all say "Paul Fetch is the leader of Anonymous" one at a time.How much you wanna bet that Paul just got these people together,perhaps even PAID them,to say this in front of the camera? How much you wanna bet that none of these people even knows what Anonymous is? How much you wanna bet that none of these people even watch of of Fetch's videos or even know about their existence? How much you wanna bet that some of these individuals probably talk shit behind Fetch's back about what a loser he is for doing that and wanting to become a leader of an internet group? Fetch,do you honestly expect that these individuals,who look so far removed from the situation in that video that it's not even funny,are gonna lend any real credibility to your bullshit claim? You know what,I really don't have anything else left to say,I'm done...well,actually,I'll say one more thing FINALLY: Paul "getting a group of people to go along with my claim of being leader of Anonymous makes it EVEN MORE SO" Carnes...this edition's DOUCHEBAGGIEST...DOUCHEBAG...OF THE WEEK!
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Post by Fickle81 on May 26, 2008 18:17:19 GMT -5
Time now to expose the list of nominees for this edition of Kef Chat's Douchebaggiest Douchebag(s) of the Week...the Razzie goes to...Douche:Hollywood actor Terrence Howard...on Friday May 23, IMDB reported a rather disturbing story reguarding the acclaimed actor's dealings with his oldest daughter.[/i] Wow...no shit he takes the top prize for most over protective father...almost to the point where child services should be called. Everybody went apeshit over Alec Baldwin cussing out his daughter in a phone message,but apparently nobody but me thinks that this is far worse. Yes I understand that she is 14 and should have rules,bounderies,and limitations,but Howard nearly takes it to the level of an extremist Muslim...hell,I'm almost surprised he doesn't make her wear a burka in public...pratically fucking blackmailing her if she isn't completely and totally "obedient" to him...and to actually have the nerve and balls to publically admit that he actually threatened to kill his daughter's boyfriend merely because he didn't approve? How exactly is he not in jail yet? The Saturn award goes to...Doucheier:Me...Thats right,you read correctly,me...Kefka. During an argument with Slash Happy on ISD about him coming in and stopping a potential fight between me and somebody whom I deservingly insulted,he brought up that I made a similar blanket statement about "most or the majority of ROTLD are imbeciles",when the individual I insulted basically indirectly made a blanket statement saying that "anybody that considers Cannibal Holocaust one of the worst horror films ever made is a moron",in a thread dedicated to the worst horror movies ever made. I defended my statement,saying that he was putting context into my statement that wasn't there. Here was the statement in question:[/i] iseedead.com/showpost.php?p=267864&postcount=29Now as you can see in that statement,the word used was "a lot",which does not denote "most" or even a majority...however,theres 1 problem...Slash Happy wasn't going by that statement...I had forgotten that I had made a second statement as a response to somebody where I actually DID imply that the majority of ROTLD fans were "imbeciles". Here is the quoted statement:iseedead.com/showpost.php?p=267960&postcount=42As you can tell by the link,I edited it the second statement for better accuracy and in direct support of my intial statement...so yea,I fucked up...I apologised to Slash Happy not once,but twice,and now I am aplogising to anybody reading here...contrary to what some people might think that I believe,I'm not perfect and even I make some mistakes...not often,but I do make them. However unlike some people,I am man enough to admit when I'm wrong contrary to what some people have said in the past...now let nobody say that I never admit when I'm wrong or when I fuck up... Naw,you know what? Fuck that...thats too easy and unbecoming of the treatment everybody in this segment gets. Kefka,you're a fucking moron...you should go play in oncoming traffic as soon as possible,just as soon as you beat the ever loving shit out of your parents for not aborting you with a coat hanger and putting your intellectually stunted fetus in a glass jar on a mantlepiece... The SAG award goes to...Douchebag:YouTube...Of all the fucked up shit that has happened within the last 2 weeks or so,which I'll get into here in just a second to lend credence to how fucked up this is,guess who has become the newest YouTube partner? None other than the sultan of dilusional idiots himself...Paul Fetch.[/i] ...Paul Fetch...a YouTube Partner...being paid BY YouTube to make video content exclusivly for the site...of all the fucked up shit thats gone down recently on YouTube,such as Play It Bogart getting banned due to a bullshit copyright claim by Take 2 over use of GTA 4 footage (yet they didn't go after anybody else using said game footage,hence why it's bullshit) and not getting reinstated even after he proved that the claim and the removal of his account was bullshit according to copyright code,Armake21's account being hacked and closed thus causing all of his great videos to be lost and nothing is done about it on your end,THEN of all things AVGN's YouTube account (known as Jamesnintendonerd) getting temporarally suspended (I don't care if it was a technical fuckup)...all this while allowing a talentless plagorizing hack free reign over the video game video reviewing kingdom who also gets a cut of your profits for being a YouTube partner... And NOW you're gonna make Paul Fetch a fucking YouTube partner as well? The same Paul Fetch that wanted any and all personal information about an individual who exposed his douchebaggery to do god knows what to said individual with said information? The same Paul Fetch who litterally THREATENED PHYSICAL BODILY HARM to the individuals who run YouTube/Google over the rightful banning of a religiously fanatical lying transexual? This motherfucker has no business even still having an account,LET ALONE being a YouTube partner and getting PAID for stupid shit like this. It's times like this that I'm GLAD I didn't start my series of bad videogame review videos on YouTube...thats right readers,remember that big project I alluded to awhile back and said that there would be an announcement about soon if things continued to go as well as they were? Well,that was it...I was planning to get into the whole bad videogame video reviewing scene and take my rightful place among the greatest of videogame reviewers,such as AVGN,Armake21,and UrinatingTree (cause I had some damn good material in the stored up and my own unique style that could have been very well recieved)...but then I started seeing the stupid fucking bullshit that these individuals were subjected to on YouTube,such as mass spamming from idiotic Irate Gamer fans,and recently,even accounts of these individuals being tampered with or flat out terminated...so um,yea I don't think I'll be gracing my presence in that scene on YouTube ever...theres just far too much bullshit to deal with,whether it be the moronic fans,or YouTube's recent political bullshit. Speaking of Paul Fetch... The Golden Globe award goes to...Douchebaggier:Paul Fetch of YouTube...our little psychotic friend has been quite busy since we last left him before going on hiatus,so lets do a quick bit of catching up...[/i] First,he makes a video angerly threatening to take over the internet...yea sure,right,whatever you say Carnes...then he made a video talking about organising a Skype cast in the near future...and oh yea,he had that Skype cast as promissed,where he proceeded to get throughly owned when asked how it was possible for him to be the leader of Anonymous...THEN he made yet another video campaigning to get more subscribers than Smosh...which of course failed miserably...THEN he made YET ANOTHER video where he asked anybody watching to take advantage of a YouTube glitch and use it to attack the subscription lists of all of his "haters"...which he clarified that ANYBODY that was not subscribed to him was a hater,not just individuals talking shit about him...AND THEN he made YET ANOTHER video where he claimed that Scientology hacked into his computer (while describing how his computer has died because of it,which did NOT even fit the profile of hacking) before proceeding to pour gasoline on it (as well as a big part of his yard) and burn it...yea,real smart dipshit...not only could you have created a potential out of control wildfire with where you poured the gas,but you also burned metal which sends up so much pollution into the air...I thought you wanted to make the world a BETTER place,not fuck it up more by polluting the air? And of course finally,we have the video where he made the announcement that he has become a YouTube partner...nice going,YouTube...seriously,the individual that approved that should be fired on the spot.Ok,now that we've gotten all caught up,lets go over his recent offenses...first he makes a new video dedicated to talking about Anonymous members being falsely arrested at Scientology protests...of course,it seems as though he's trying to do something selfless and positive for the world,but only a complete noob would fall into that false sense of security for Paul has duped people this way before,and sure enough,this was no different...towards the end of the video,he says that in order to prove to people that he's not in it for money since becoming a YouTube partner,he stated that he will donate all of the money he gets from YouTube,other than the costs of making his videos,to all those Anonymous members who have gotten arrested who can't afford legal representation...but ONLY if people start giving him 4-5 star ratings on his videos.Wow Paul,talk about a new low in douchebaggery...first of all,what is this shit with keeping the money equaliing to the cost of making the video? You usually just sit in front of a camera and talk...what the hell does that fucking cost? Second,like a certain video response said,why don't you just give the money away anyway? You've said over and over in the past that it's not about you,but about making the world a better place. Is giving your videos 5 star ratings making the world a better place? Fuck no...all that does is stroke your fucking ego...once again you prove that your stance and your rhetoric is just a bunch of smoke and fucking mirrors used to garner attention for yourself because you're a fucking little attention cunt. Then on Friday,he made one more video dedicated to talking about a certain protesters victory against being arrested,and thus claiming a victory for all of free speech...once again,he proceeds to dress his video up in what appears to be him doing something positive and productive for society before unveiling his true motivation and dropping the A Bomb of idiocy...after going into details about the situation reguarding the protester's arrest and victory against it,Fetch rails against those that hate on him,from all those that post video responses owning the shit out of him,to AnonymousHateGroup.BlogSpot.com,to my personal favorite StopPaulFetch.com...he claims that they are all Scientologists attacking him due to what he's been saying about them,then he urges all of his supporters to start making dummy sock puppet accounts in order to spam these so called "haters".Jesus Christ Paul...talk about severe paranoid delusions...seriously,think about this...if what you say is true,if Scientology is indeed attacking you,how is it that YOU'RE the only one getting attacked? Do the names Mark Bunker or Tory Magoo mean anything to you? They are 2 of the most outspoken Scientology critics on YouTube (hell Tory Magoo is a fucking ex Scientology member),who do FAR more damage to the group than you,yet they don't get spammed to hell by the so called "Scientologists" who are haters of you...explain that to me,Fetchy? Oh wait,thats right...it's cause you're the so called leader of Anonymous,the group who is currently posing the biggest threat to Scientology,right? Well,guess what queer... even the fucking Alabama branch of the FBI says that not only are you NOT the leader of Anonymous,you're not even related to the group in any way,BOTH based on an extensive backround investigation...as usual Paul,you reek of complete and total epic FAILURE. But the shared winners of the Academy award for douchebaggery this week goes to...Douchebaggiest:bodyXpolitic and tehbigtoaster of YouTube...I guess the new saying I just now created rings true...if theres anything worse than Paul Fetch himself,it's fans/supporters of Fetch...yes thats right,the bag o douche that is Paul Fetch actually has even more dipshitted unfucked fans/supporters...anyways,a certain Anonymous member posted a Skype convo with the both of them where they say some of the stupidest shit imaginable...rather than get into all the details,I'll just let you see for yourself...now then,first tehbigtoaster makes a video response to this,claiming that the convo was fake...apparently the FBI letter was fake too...so anything that proves yours of Fetch's stupidity is automatically fake...huh yea,not buying that...and then he backs up this claim by saying one of the funniest things I've ever heard:"Are you gonna trust a legitamate Paul Fetch supporter,or are you gonna trust someone who goes on YouTube,tears his cloths off,and dances around and also wears a diaper."[/i] ...BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Am I gonna trust a "legitamate" Paul Fetch supporter?! You SERIOUSLY did not just ask that with a straight face,did you? HELL NO I'm not gonna trust an even bigger dilusional dipshitted supporter of an already pretty big dilusional dipshit...I'd rather trust someone who is so obviously a shady grifter that Ray Charles would see it than trust you. And that dancing around while taking his cloths off has more value than you or what you have to say,because at least he does that to make people laugh...your idiocy produces the same effect,but the difference is we're mocking you...but of course,I don't expect a 14 year old plebian to be able to comprehend that. And now we have bodyXpolitic,otherwise known as Josh Lazarick. He makes a new video,claiming that Anonymous is making up lies about him by making an Encyclopedia Dramatica article about him and saying that the pictures of him touching himself,which got him banned from Stickham,were "taken out of context".Right,cause it's really hard to take images of you LITTERALLY TOUCHING YOURSELF out of context...hell,Stickham must have even took it out of context,because they banned your idiotic ass for it...but of course,I wouldn't expect a 13 year old hymen to be able to understand that. tehbigtoaster and Josh "bodyXpolitic" Lazarick...this edition's DOUCHEBAGGIEST...DOUCHEBAGS...OF THE WEEK!
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Post by Fickle81 on Aug 31, 2008 17:25:45 GMT -5
Time now for a new edition of Kef Chat's Douchebaggiest Douchebags of the Week...the Gold record goes to...Douchebag:Scarecrow of I See Dead...yes,I realise that I said I probably wouldn't be mentioning anything ISD related in the banned from ISD thread,but this was just too rich to ignore. A couple of days ago,Scarecrow restarted his Scarecrow's Beef thread,which was obviously influenced by MY Kefka's Beef thread (both were locked due to the maladjusted fuckheads I mentioned in the ISD banning thread). THIS was his first post,or "beef",of the new thread:[/i] It's truly a shame that it's been so long that the posts in the old thread no longer show the exact time certain posts were made,as I'm quite certain the post I'm about to link and quote was posted AT LEAST an hour before the last 2 posts/the thread was closed...but since the time of posting has been reduced to "2 weeks",linking to a post made by me and giving it context is the best that can be done: iseedead.com/showpost.php?p=294903&postcount=21As you can see from that post,nubbydigit asked myself and another member (most likely Jin),to stop the fighting and not to ruin the thread...THIS was my response: So basically,I AGREED to "be nice" as she put it and to return the thread back on track...however,that was RUINED when ZiggZ came in and basically REPOSTED what nubbydigit said,only in his own words,which I had ALREADY agreed to...then after that ISD mod Slash Happy came in and locked it. So you wanna blame somebody for sending your thread to the graveyard,blame the 2 individuals that BLATENTLY DISREGUARDED my attempt to get it back on track...and if you're gonna accuse me of something,it would be in your best interest if you knew what the fuck you were talking about...mmkay take care,buh bye then... The Platinum record goes to...Douchebaggier:inmendham of YouTube...I've been meaning to tear into this fucktarded meth addict lookin dipshit for quite awhile,and now I have the perfect excuse to do it...let me give you some backstory on this sad pathetic pile of dogshit...first of all,he's meade nearly 1000 videos on YouTube,averaging about 3 per day most of which are over 10 minutes long...and people tell ME to get a life... Anyways,this is an individual who blatently abuses the YouTube blocking feature to not only block those who post comments or videos disagreeing with his malformed bullshit (more on that in a second),but to also block anybody subscribed to said individuals or anybody outside of any of the situations who even comment on said disagreement videos...this is an individual who has a deep hatred for humanity (like constintly saying humans are "bacteria with brains" or "maggots") and nature (constintly describing how its "broken"),and overall life in general only to angerly enquire where people are getting the notion that he is full of hatred towards these things from (newsflash moron...FROM YOUR OWN FUCKING VIDEOS)...this is an individual who has an illogical hatred towards meat eaters (INCLUDING carnivourous animals),disreguarding the fact that all plantlife (vegetables etc) are technically alive (oh wait,this is one of the reasons why nature is broken,right? Life fucking feeds on life which feeds on life that feeds on life...thats the way the world works,so fucking deal with it or consume a shotgun shell)...this is an individual who denies that Jews were gassed during the Holocaust on the basis that nobody would logically gas people that are so starved that they weight 60 some odd pounds (yea,I know...he's got plenty of whoppers like that,such as cooking meats turn them to sugar to name one)...this is an individual who attempts to sue people for slander by calling him a liar (even if they provide FACTUAL PROOF that he lied) and photoshoping a swatzika on his image (that would make it libel...I surely hope he doesn't intend to file a slander lawsuit for that). I can go on and on all damn day with the sheer idiocy that this vagrant spews on a daily basis,but I feel that you should best judge it for yourself by actually WATCHING some of his videos:[/i] www.youtube.com/user/inmendham?ob=4And to get proper context,a word that inmendham likes to twist,distort,and hide behind in order to fend off those individuals that call him on his bullshit (kinda like Bill O'Reilly...inmendham is the Bill O'Reilly of YouTube in so many ways it's terrifying),I also STRONGLY recommend watching and possibly even subscribing to his #1 arch enemy on YouTube,jonesr999www.youtube.com/user/jonesr999Anyways,onto this week's offense(s)...one of the 8 videos he made this week (10 if you count the ones made last Sunday),was a long winded video addressing "the haters" as he calls them,which is pretty much a regular occurance on his channel. One of the things he mentions in this video (at the 4 minute 28 seconds mark) is his 4 seperate DMCA complaints towards callumwest13 because all his account is dedicated to "slandering and perverting inmendham's image" (in other words,truthfully exposing him for the liar he is...I'll get to that in just a sec),and ranting and raving about how the videos he DMCAed were taken down but the account hasn't been suspended.www.youtube.com/watch?v=an8o09udp-kIt's a real shame about the videos that have now been removed,because 2 of the videos address inmendham being a liar,which is the thing inmendham claims you have no legal right to call somebody without factual proof...one of the video exposes inmendham's lie about how he has never 1 stared anybody's videos with an instance where he 1 stared a video...and the other one that includes a clip of inmendham addressing the lie and basically trying to downplay it as if it's not a big enough lie to matter and congratulating the individuals who pointed it out and "showed how desperate they really were" (like callumwest said in said video,it doesn't matter how big or small the lie is,IT'S STILL A FUCKING LIE YOU DUMBSHIT!)...I just hope that callumwest has the video saved on his computer to show as evidence in court,seeing as how inmendham is just itching to sue him (he even said so in the video above)...but for now,I guess we'll have to do with this instance where inmendham was FACTUALLY caught lying by YouTube user FragUPlenty: www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB37NsKiWngAnd look at the one comment left by inmendham on there: Yea his intent is clear...to factually prove that you're a liar and to render any possible lawsuit case you might have null and void...and it worked...you and mfish should really get together...you two would be a match made in litigious heaven...and the next time you demand factual proof that you're a liar or threaten to sue people for calling you a liar or your next instance of abusing the YouTube blocking feature,you'll be hearing from my attorny and we're gonna take a little trip to court...and if the court just so happens to rule in your favour,I'll continue to appeal it all the way to the supreme court if I have to...and if even the supreme court rules in favour of you or they don't want to bother with the case,then I'll sue the entire U.S. government just to make a point...whoa,Scientology Chat deja vu. But the Diamond album of Douchebaggery this week goes to...Douchebaggiest:Jayy of I See Dead...Been a long time since Jayy The Clown has graced the DDOTW with his stupidity,and like with Scarecrow,this was just too rich to pass up by sticking to my near solid proclaimation of not mentioning anything ISD related ever again...a few days ago,in response to a rumour about Cher playing Catwoman in the third Batman film,Jayy The Clown chimed in with this truly insightful contribution:[/i] iseedead.com/showpost.php?p=298537&postcount=86Aww thats so cute,trying to take pot shots at me now that I'm gone and can't respond directly,cause lord knows he damn sure didn't try it after I tore him apart and exposed his dipshittery during my early days on the site...lets me know I'm doing something right...and as if that wasn't enough,he decided to do one of his retardedly childish bumps,probably cause he didn't get the reaction he wanted (people openly agreeing and siding with him to badmouth me),and once again proved what kind of attention slut he really is: iseedead.com/showpost.php?p=298638&postcount=93Then ISD member Myles decided to call Jayy out on his bullshit,and the following scwabble broke out:Myles:iseedead.com/showpost.php?p=298681&postcount=94Scarecrow:iseedead.com/showpost.php?p=298828&postcount=95Myles:iseedead.com/showpost.php?p=298838&postcount=96You know what the really ironic thing is? Jayy apparently dislikes BD as much as you and the majority of ISD does...yet he still occationally posts there...anyways,continuing... Mikey:iseedead.com/showpost.php?p=298844&postcount=97Jayy The Clown:iseedead.com/showpost.php?p=299024&postcount=106Is that the best you can do? Hell,why not throw a "keep trying" in there for good measure...oh wait,thats right...you haven't done that since I threw it back in your face and exposed it for the lame and predictable defense mechanism it is...anyways,moving on... Myles:iseedead.com/showpost.php?p=299057&postcount=107Requesting Jayy The Clown to take on such a daunting task is like asking a dog to stop licking its own asshole...it simply won't register...continuing on... Jayy The Clown:iseedead.com/showpost.php?p=299060&postcount=108Please do show me this great contribution you've made to the board,cause I sure as hell haven't ever seen it...the only thing that comes close to a worthwhile contribution on your part is when you post links to free movies,but thats technically aiding in copyright violation which technically goes against the forum's rules reguarding posting copyrighted material...so yea,you really haven't contributed anything of any real value to anybody ever... And who exactly is "that guy"? Would that be the individual that points out your 8 year old like idiocy in attempting to DERAIL a thread (make more than one attempt to throw the thread grossly off topic),in a desperate ploy for attention,with a potshot towards somebody? Yea,you really don't like "that guy" do you? Cause he shows what kind of intelligence deficient toolwarehouse you really are...hell,SOMEBODYS gotta do it now that I'm gone,and it looks as though Myles has volunteered. And don't you just like that snide copout of "Now back on the topic" from the asshat that tried not once,but twice to throw the thread off topic? Man that sure is some tasty irony...and Myles pretty much used that to hand you a plate full of your own ass with all the Thanksgiving trimmings... Myles:iseedead.com/showpost.php?p=299067&postcount=109Now watch how Jayy The Clown blatently sidesteps all that without blatently admitting his idiocy (the blatent backpeddling heavily implies it though) or apologising for it. Scarecrow:iseedead.com/showpost.php?p=299184&postcount=110Jayy The Clown:iseedead.com/showpost.php?p=299462&postcount=111Myles:4 Jayy The Clown:-5 Game Over,Jayy The Clown...you lose...horribly...but by all means,feel free to keep trying...now see how when I say it,it actually resonates a lot more? Thats because it has proper context behind it due to how much of a fuckstick you truly are. Jayy The Clown of I See Dead...this edition's DOUCHEBAGGIEST...DOUCHEBAG...OF THE WEEK!
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Post by Fickle81 on Nov 2, 2008 18:33:07 GMT -5
Time now for a long overdue edition of Kef Chat's Douchebaggiest Douchebag(s) of the Week...the yellow douchebag advisory level goes to... Douchebag:crazygrusem of Bloody Disgusting and sometimes Kef Chat...if you recall,he was the lowest nomination on the April 6th edition of the DDOTW for failing to get in touch with me either via AIM or email after several emails were sent to him from me...after the posting,he apologised and from then on,seemed to have taken my advice of checking his email more often...well,apparently now he's stopped doing that,because for the past week or so,I've been trying to get in touch with him in order for him to carry out his part of Operation Linkdropping like he said he would,and he has not gotten back to me even on late Thursday night when I saw him posting many times on BD. Eventhough he is technically the lowest rank in this week's DDOTW,his rank has just happened to have gone up a notch,which is fitting due to this being a repeat of the same offense.[/i] Connor,if you're reading this,listen up you...you are very replaceable...you are not the only "agent on the inside" that I have on BD...you're just the inside man of mine that I've allowed to have been made public,and the way I see it,I can have BD tasks (checking for namedroppings,references,etc) done covertly and sacrifice the public promotion of said tasks if it means not having to deal with the frustration of trying to contact you for something,like something you volunteered to do when you could have refused,and you not getting back to me...I'm fully well aware that you have a life,particularly college courses,but that doesn't seem to stop you from posting on BD on a regular occation...and for most of the things I ask of you,I do most of the work on and all you have to do is post...consider this your strike 2,buddy boar...one more and you're out and there will be no more fun naked times for you. And while I know that you told me that you have pratically given Dobe your account info so he can post as you,like I told you in the last email I sent you,I'm pretty damn sure that was you posting on Thursday night,and I DAMN SURE know it was you that posted your Halloween party pics,but if I just happened to be wrong about any of this,feel free to correct me and I'll happaily post a retraction...er,wait...was it ok for me to make the whole "Dobe posting as you" thing you told me over AIM public knowledge? If not,oopsie,my bad...hopefully neither of you will get disciplined for it (cause Dobe TECHNICALLY has 2 screen names cause of that,which is apparently a bannable no no in BD land). The orange douchebag advisory level goes to...Douchebaggier:Margery Brubaker AKA It's Margie AKA GayDiamond AKA ItsMsMargie who's unfortunatly back on YouTube...the resident transexual religious whackjob has actually been back on YouTube with a new account after having his old one banned for awhile,but it's been quiet on his end for quite awhile...that is,until now...he must have known and was tired of the quietness,because around Wednesday of this week,he made a comment on bcj999's YouTube channel,who is one of his biggest online enemies (next to CyanTerrorist AKA MindDuel AKA made2order555 AKA SuperJewTheMovie555 AKA Jawsusfreak777),in conjunction with a video Margie made on his own channel,both after a long standing cease fire between the 2,claiming that bcj was stealing his subscribers.[/i] ...Right,stealing his subscribers...and how is he doing that exactly? Is he going to Brubaker's channel,picking out subscribers,and executing some kind of hack or coding trick that deletes accounts from his subscription list and puts them in bcj's list? Is he able to somehow perform some e-brainwashing technique that makes people unsubscribe Margery Brubaker and subscribe to him? No,apparently the theft of subscribers involves bcj putting Brubaker's name in the search keyword of his videos,eventhough he hadn't done that since the response video he had to make to Brubaker's bullshit. But hold on,cause this is where the plot thickens...after Brubaker made a response to bcj's response along with another video about the situation,and after a short YouTube channel comment exchange that included Brubaker saying,and I quote:After all that,Brubaker took down the 3 videos he made about bcj stealing his subscribers and just happened to get 10 NEW subscribers...yep,it was an attention whore trolling stunt in order to get new subscribers to his channel,and unfortunatly,bcj and everybody else played right into it.Margery...you wanna know why YouTube banned your first account? I mean aside from the batshit insane religious rants,the false DMCAs,and the threats of frivolous lawsuits and interjection of law agencies like the FBI towards anybody that made any sort of critisism towards you? It's because of pathetically sad attention slut stunts like this,cause afterall,this isn't the first time you've attempted something like this,now is it? Yea,I seem to remember an instance where CyanTerrorist exposed you for having a friend of yours make a racist video only for you to denounce it so you could look good and become more popular...for those uninformed,observe: While that failed,unfortunatly,this latest stunt of yours worked...but not without a bad side effect,because as a result of the situation you created,bcj made the most viewed comedian list (#71) late Thursday night/early Friday morning for that day...and while your subscription list may have gone up a measly 10 people,getting a most viewed or subscribed award isn't even achievable in your wildest dreams,because nobody would be that stupid to allow you to get one,not even your idiot fans and not even those watching to laugh at you...I would tell you to go back into the threats of frivolous lawsuits racket,but apparently inmendham claimed that area of douchedom all for himself in your absence...which speaking of... But the red colored top severe douchebag advisory level goes to...Douchebaggier:inmendham of YouTube...if you recall in the August 31 edition of the DDOTW,I placed inmendham in the second highest spot,and out of the many idiocies that I hammer him on in the backstory of his moronic behavious,2 of them are relevent here:[/i] And...I do have to clarify though that he has stated that you can't legally call somebody a liar unless you have definitive concrete evidence that the person lied...but that clarification doesn't matter,cause as I stated previously,there HAS BEEN FACTUAL PROOF presented that he is INDEED a liar,and he either tries to brush it off/deny it by trying to use a warped context that isn't actually there or flat out ignores it.Which brings me to this week's offense,which is another one for the pile of factual evidence that proves he's a liar. He has stated on 3 seperate occations,in 3 seperate videos,and in 3 different backtracking ways that meat or parts of the meat are converted into sugar when it's cooked...but then on Wednesday,he made a new video where he claimed that he never said anything about meat converting to sugar when it's cooked,but rather our digestive system converting the meat into glucose,a sugar based substance.First lets start with top inmendham arch nemesis and one of the many members of the "being sued by inmendham club",jonesr999's utterly devastating response video to that flat out lie: Now,I present the actual evidence from inmendham's own videos (having to navigate his hundreds upon hundreds of videos made in just the past few months alone was a tedious task indeed): Intial statement (3 minute 22 second mark): Second statement (2 min 34 second mark): Most recent statement that contradicts the previous 2 statements (2 minute 13 second mark): Well Gary,you know that definitive concrete proof you're always claiming is needed in order to call somebody a liar and be able to legally get away with it? Well guess what? The concrete has dried into a cinder block and has been definitivly chucked at your fucking head...and what do you do? You ignore it...you can't even respond to jonesr completely and utterly destroying you and showing YET AGAIN that you're a liar,because just like a lot of jonesr's other accurate slams against you,you litterally can't respond to them because they're completely 100% true,accurate,and factual,or as jonesr himself says,his arguments overwhelm you. You only respond to claims of his that you can attempt to warp and distort the context of in your favour,but with shit like this thats completely incorruptable,you ignore it thinking it will go away. Well I got news for ya,you Otis B. Driftwood lookin fucksack...ignoring cancer won't make it go into remission nor will it be cured...ignoring cancer will in all probability kill you,and trust me,this shit is a cancer to your very existence,let alone your credibility. You're so fucking dead and you don't even know it. Oh,and one more thing...your bullshit slander/libel/copyright infringment lawsuit blitzkrieg reminds me of what happened to former Forsake The Troops webmaster and owner Micheal Crook. He tried to sue 10 Zen Monkeys owner Jeff Diehl for copyright infringement and libel for using images of Crook appearing on Hannity and Combs and altering them to turn them into a personal attack against Crook,much like bcj999 photoshopped a swastika on your head and placed your face on the body of a German Nazi soldier. Long story short,Crook got his ass handed to him in court and as part of the settlement,he had to make a video publically apologising for his false DMCA and frivolous lawsuit: I forsee the same thing happening to you,inmenDUMB...assuming of course you even still have a YouTube account to post a video like that on by the time the dust settles in court,seeing as how you've named YouTube as co-defendents in your ridiculous frivolous lawsuits,which has been pointed out to you that if you read the YouTube terms of service,attempting to sue YouTube earns you an automatic ban from the site no questions asked. And speaking of the frivolousness of your lawsuits,you've constintly claimed that no lawsuit is frivolous unless a judge SAYS so...I REALLY hope you actually try to point that out in court,cause the judge is gonna have a field day with you,cause I hate to break it to ya,but the law assumes and even STATES that individuals should exercise common sense in determining whether or not a lawsuit is frivolous or not before filing it,cause you could get into big trouble for filing one and ignorance of the law is no excuse...but of course,once the inevitable assreaming from the judge and favour of all defendents happens,you'll probably try to sue the judge like you've done before dispite the fact that judges are protected from such bullshit lawsuits in the 11th Amendment in the Constitution. All of this idiocy is the intellectual equivelent of playing with a loaded gun and not having the common sense or the foresight to check to see if the safety is on. Gary "litigious motherfucker who will probably attempt to sue me if he ever finds and reads this thread" inmendham of YouTube...this edition's DOUCHEBAGGIEST...DOUCHEBAG...OF THE WEEK!
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Post by Fickle81 on Nov 16, 2008 18:48:42 GMT -5
Time now for the final edition,for a long long time,of Kef Chat's Douchebaggiest Douchebag(s) of the Week...the DEFCON 3 of douchery goes to:Douchebag:Jeremy V-1 of Bloody Disgusting...on Wednesday of this week, a thread about who partakes in marijuana while watching horror movies was started...during the midst of everybody giving their opinions, Jeremy V-1 eventually chimes in,as a direct response to BD member Mr.Creepy reguarding whether or not he even considered weed a drug,with the following:[/i] He was then rightfully ragged on for his elitist response by at least 3 other members,including zach who promptly pointed this out to both Jeremy and another member who agreed with him:2 pages later,Jeremy fired back at both zach and jarofsap with this extremely strawman rationalization:Whoa hold up,time out for a second...did Jeremy just make a blanket unsubstantiated threat towards somebody on a messageboard? LO-FUGGIN-L,INTERNET TOUGHGUY! "Get that smug look off your face when you type messages on here"? So you were somehow able to look through the monitor and see jarofsap on the otherside making a smug look when typing his response to zach statement,or is this just another moronic assumption on the level of concluding a movie you've never seen sucks simply cause your brother told you it sucked? Just wanted to give that special attention cause I thought it was extra funny...back to the rest of the post: Lets take the whole "legal/illegal" thing out of the equation for a second,cause in the big scheme,that doesn't matter worth a fuck reguarding zach's statement (besides,there was a time when alcohol WAS illegal),hence why it's a strawman argument to use against said statement...now that we've dismissedd that element,what is it that alcohol and marijuana have in common? One at a time people,one at a time,don't just blurt it out,raise your hand and I'll call on you...yes,you sitting in the back of the room...*stands up* marijuana and alcohol are BOTH chemical substances that impair one's senses? YES,that is indeed correct,here is your gold star. See Jeremy,zach's statement in response to your ludicrous bullshit was simply pointing out that if you feel that strongly about being against marijuana to the point of not only not using it,but condeming those that DO use it due to it being a drug,IE a chemical substance that impairs one or more of somebody's senses,then logically this means that you must feel the same way about alcohol because by the aforementioned definition of what a drug is,alcohol TOO is technically a drug...whether or not it was legal or illegal had absolutly nothing to do with it. So then if marijuana is made legal,as it most likely may end up being in both of our lifetimes,your rationale is gonna look EXTRA fucking stupid cause then you'll no longer have any reason to have said rationale,seeing as how you don't have the same rationale for alcohol simply because it's legal...if you stick with said rationale you'll look like a dumbass and if you flip flop on it you'll look like a hypocrite...you lose either way. Oh and by the way,oh great and wonderful law abiding citizen...as it was later pointed out to you,having the law be a factor for deciding to do something is incredibly stupid and pretensiously self righteous of you,cause a lot of the time the law isn't right...as was also pointed out to you as 2 examples,posting an image of a screenshot from a DVD is illegal,and hell even letting a friend barrow a DVD is,according to the MPAA,illegal as well...have you ever done any of those? Ever downloaded a movie for free? Ever litter? Ever run a red light? Ever go way above the speed limit? Ever loiter (which technically violates The Constitution's freedom of assembly)? You better hope the government doesn't find a way to regulate stupidity,otherwise you'll have no choice but to never assume a movie you've never seen sucks simply cause your brother told you so ever again...I sure hope you don't pass shit like that onto your newborn son,cause if you do,I'll feel bad for him and I won't like his chances of being able to properly function out here in the real world. The DEFCON 2 of douchebaggery goes to:Douchebaggier:Hüseyin Kalkan,Mayor of Batman,Turkey...it was announced this week that Mr.Kalkan would be filing a lawsuit against The Dark Knight director Christopher Nolan as well as Warner Bros. studios for copyright infringement,demanding royalties from the film's profits. For the validity of the lawsuit,Mr.Kalkan has stated,and I quote:[/i] ...Yea,apparently he's serious. As if this farcical grounds for a lawsuit wasn't funny enough,it's even more hilarious when you consider THIS: www.allaboutturkey.com/batman.htm[/u] Once a part of the province of Siirt, the district was especially eminent during the time of Abbasid Caliphate.[/quote] en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BatmanWell now...it seems as though the batman that the movie is based on first appeared a good 18 years before the so called "one batman in the world"...which means according to Mr.Kalkan's pretzel logic grounds for filing this lawsuit,DC Comics can sue THE ENTIRE DISTRICT for using THEIR registered trademark without their permission or even notifying them...OOPS! But the DEFCON 1 of douchedom this week goes to:Douchebaggiest:inmendham of YouTube...the meth addict litigious shithead has been quite busy this week,making a staggering total of 23 videos in the past 7 days,NOT INCLUDING the 2 videos that were taken down via DMCAs (making the grand total 25)...yea...not over the course of a month,but in a mere work week. Anyway,trying to cover all the doucebaggery in all 23 videos is too much of a ridiculous daunting task even for a quote/response machine such as myself,so I'll just go over the REALLY standout doucheries...first we have the second response video to his second part of his 51rst edition of WTF getting removed (the part to really pay attention to are 0:57-2:14)[/i] Ummmmm,yea...he complains about "the extent of free speech" reguarding individuals flagging a video enough to have it taken down,only to show EVEN WORSE extent of free speech by blocking any and all individuals for "not saying the right fucking words" reguarding their responses to his video getting removed and why it was removed,with those right and proper words being "YouTube sucks"...it's the kind of shit that if I didn't post the documented video proof of this,you'd think I was making it up cause surly NOBODY would be that stupid and hypocritical. Next we have the third part of his retort to YouTube member Crosisborg reguarding inmendham's supposed hypocricy of ranting about parasites who leech their way through life on taxpayer money when inmendham recieves monthly checks from social security (the parts to pay attention to are 1:07-1:50 and 2:32-3:28)Oh don't you fucking sit there and try to invoke some kind of standards on where people should go when bringing up aspects of somebody's personal life to make a counter argument,as if you've never made any value judgements reguarding the personal lives of others as part of your argumentitive tactic playbook...hell,even right after you angerly declared "but I'm not gonna defend myself to you,you worthless piece of shit!" (3:04-3:08),you proceed to make one of those hypothetical value judgements of HIS personal life reguarding what he does reguarding his money and possible children (3:09-3:28)...it's called being on the recieving end of a taste of your own medicine you hypocritical sucker of cocks,so FUCK YOU trice. See,what I really want to know is with this kind of dilusional,hypocritical,and even contradictory mentality,how in the blueberry fuck do you expect to have your ridiculous LAWLsuit(s) even be presented to and heard by a judge,let alone be able to win your goddamn case? You say the fucking evidence for the credibility of your lawsuit(s) are as clear as day in the videos of the individuals you're suing,but hows about the evidence of YOUR fucktardedness Gary? Oh yea,thats very out in the open as well: "You called me a liar in a YouTube video! I don't lie,and because I don't lie,calling me a liar is libel and I'm gonna sue you for it!" "So I said I never 1 stared any videos eventhough it shows I did on my channel page,like thats really even a big enough issue to use to prove that I lied about anything and really shows the desperation of you pricks!","The fact that my video(s) can be removed by a bunch of people flagging it really shows the fucked up extent of the right to free speech around here!" "Since you assholes couldn't say the right goddamn words,which is that YouTube SUCKS for deleting my videos,you have been blocked from my channel!","Yes,I recieve social security payments,but my personal life is not for public debate you cowards!" "Your children are as worthless as you,so you've got to provide them inheiritence money in order to allow them to CHEAT at life and not compete at life,so FUCK YOU!" Yea,good luck with them lawlsuits Gary,you stupid shit. Gary "I can take cheap shots at your personal life,but mine ain't up for debate so don't you dare talk about mine" inmendham of YouTube...this edition's DOUCHEBAGGIEST...DOUCHEBAG...OF THE WEEK!
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