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Post by Fickle81 on Oct 8, 2006 5:24:24 GMT -5
CJ_01976:
Hey cock addict...heres a news headline for you...You backed down from him when you put him on ignore. If you were as much of a man as you claim to be instead of the big blubbering vagina you are,you'd take it to him head on rather than diss him and hide behind your wall of protection...PLUS you didn't really "cure your pain" because you still acknowledge him behind the ignore feature...and for the 865th time,you can't bully somebody over the internet,you dipshitted maxi pad.
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Post by Fickle81 on Oct 12, 2006 20:30:31 GMT -5
For all those wonder,yes I did tell Crazygrusem to link my list in the BD Off Topic thread. I did this for 3 reasons: #1:To remind those that implied or flat out said they'd read it months back when it was announced,who apparently didn't. #2:It's not like I haven't been talked about out of the blue (as I mentioned here),so this is simply me returning the favour in kind. #3:Honestly,I've been getting a bit bored online (eventhough I'm currently working on a new writting project...details will be revealed when I'm finished,which is a long way off),so I thought I'd kick things off and get some activity flowin. Thats my justification just in case you want to try to call me on anything...you can either accept it or have a heaping handful of chode paste...heres the convo in which I told crazy to do it: Undertow Floyd: I might be contemplating having somebody post a link to the list in the Off Topic thread...cause to be honest,I've been a bit bored as of late when I'm online eventhough I'm working on a new writting endevour. Crazygrusem: I'll do it Crazygrusem: just give me the link Undertow Floyd: I'm not totally sure I wanna do it though Undertow Floyd: You know what? Fuck it. People gave the impression or just flat out said they were gonna read (or be a part of it),and it doesn't look like any of them did...so I guess I'd be doing them a favour in reminding them Undertow Floyd: Post it as a response to the off topic thread. kefchat.proboards59.com/index.cgi?board=talk9&action=display&thread=1159155696Undertow Floyd: Besides,it's not like I haven't been brought up by them when I've somewhat moved onto other things,so this is me simply returning the favour in kind Crazygrusem: im going to so like put you down Crazygrusem: ill be like check out this faggot named kefka list! Crazygrusem: jk Undertow Floyd: Not too sure thats wise,cause they know you're a member of the board plus you talk to me...but whatevs Crazygrusem: i wont Undertow Floyd: I don't care if you do or not to be honest. Crazygrusem: cant i just say that you sent me there to do so Undertow Floyd: I honestly don't care,cause I'm gonna make a post about it on Kef Chat,justifying my actions in doing so. Crazygrusem: check out the kefmeister's list, its kinda funny Undertow Floyd: Whatever you want to write man,it don't matter...cause I'm gonna admit that I told you to link them anyways Crazygrusem: i wrote it Undertow Floyd: Ok There goes any possible "I never admit anything" retorts...
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Post by Fickle81 on Oct 13, 2006 16:53:45 GMT -5
Brainfreeeeeze:Iain:Since the 2 of you are relatively new at this,I'll give you benefit of the doubt and go ahead and explain what I've already explained numorous times...I get out plenty and do plenty...In fact,as I've already alluded to in one of my Kefka Facts,a modestly sized chunk of that list that shows I have a lot of time on my hands was actually written during downtime at work...so basically,I was being paid to write about idiots. I know it's already been done by another member of that board,but heres what I've done today so far: -Got up at 8 AM. Shit,shaved,(showered last night),and did everything else I had to do to get ready for work. -Left for work at 8:30 for my shift that started at 9. Got there somewhere between 8:50 and 9 (I like being early). It was a half day today,so my shift would be over at 1 -Sat in a half hour long meeting discussing the duties and priorities of the day. After that my day was a rather busy one that included me editing flash files and altering XML code. -Left at 1 and proceeded to the Subway nearest the Newport music hall,where I had lunch with a friend of mine that I haven't seen for roughly 2 years,due to him moving to North Carolina,who is gonna be in town for the weekend (I was made aware of this 2 days ago). -Went to Best Buy to buy a new flash drive since my old one has apparently gone to shit. While there I did some brief looking around at laptops,games,and DVDs. -Went to the new Krogers Market Place that just opened up a little over a week ago in the town I live in to buy some groceries. The place is so fucking huge that it dwarfs the average Walmart. It even has a Starbucks in it for fucks sakes. -Came home,and am currently answering posts on BD about me and my list. Will be leaving in a couple of hours to make a 45 minute trek up north to socialise with the friend I mentioned earlier along with several others,so I probably won't be back till late. As you can clearly see,I get out plenty...with time left over to bust balls online...now I'm sure if kidd saw this,he'd be convinced I was making it all up...and would probably further be convinced even if I provided eye witness testimony,videotape evidence,and forensics... zaglewiz:Didn't I already cover this quite awhile ago? Is the list called "Kefka's 50 Biggest Lowlifes Who Have Pissed Him Off The Most on The Internet"? Or what about "Kefka's 50 Most Hated Assholes on The Internet"? No...it's called "Kefka's 50 Biggest Idiots on The Internet." Just because I feel somebody is an idiot doesn't mean I hate them or that they've ever pissed me off...this is the ONLY spoiler you're ever gonna get from me until the list is revealed,but there are some people on the list that I haven't even interacted with FOR THEM to piss me off or for me to hate. If I was gonna make a list of people I hate,I would call it by such a name...good job looking too deep into it though... depecheanix:You earned it...enjoy it... SirStoneyOfBow:I actually did make mention of you in one of the fillers that got erased when I deleted the original post (see here) that was about those who have had moments of idiocy,but that I still respected. You'd be wrong...I stole it from Maddox... SYL:Gee,kinda like how my name still gets dropped on BD even when nobody even saw the list or when I haven't talked about BD for a sizeable amount of time...so I guess that shows BD is still "in love" with me...throwing the grenade after pulling the pin helps a lot in not getting your arm blown off... Yea,to keep up on current film news,as I've already said quite a few times...I check a lot of other sites at the same time for this purpose as well,so don't flatter yourself... How exactly? I also showcased idiots from other boards I'm NOT banned on nor have even bothered posting on in awhile,so are you saying I'm in love with those forums too? As I've already admitted to,I purposefully throw gas on the fire once in awhile...but a good lot of you do it as well,as I've already shown countless times...not saying you can't or shouldn't do it,but taking shots at me for doing it when you do it just as much if not more is rather pathetic...
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Post by Fickle81 on Oct 30, 2006 23:00:57 GMT -5
During the week that I first posted each segment of the of the 50 Biggest Idiots on The Internet list,I also posted 3 filler segments (which would still be in the list thread had I not accidentally deleted the original thread),one of which was a segment about fairly new idiots that simply didn't make the list because they were new and/or had not done anything becoming of an idiot that was worse than the #50 spot on the countdown (slasherman). Well,as things would turn out,a certain individual that I covered in said filler segment has since stooped to levels of idiocy that have not only surpassed the #50 spot on the list,but perhaps even the top 30 or so...quite an achievement even for any and all of the idiots I covered on the list...so much of an achievement in fact that I just had to write up a seperate special entry just for this individual...so without further adeu...
Bonus Idiot Entry:Jayy (Bloody Disgusting)
I find it a weird coincidence that Jayy went above and beyond his own threshold of idiocy nearly right after my list was posted...I mean,I already knew he was well on his way to becoming a full fledged idiot (hence why I covered him in the filler segment),but I surely didn't expect this much idiocy from him so quickly. As I said in the now gone filler segment,his journey towards idiocy began when he made the presumption that those who weren't attracted to the fake tittied most likely disease ridden porn stars that graced his avatar were obviously of the homosexual persuation,because it's pretty much a foregone conclusion that every male on the planet is attracted to silicon breasts on women who have been pounded more times than any nail in the wooden front porch deck of my house...ESPECIALLY those that Jayy thinks are hot,because we all know how much of a reliable authority he is on hot chicks.
And thats where I left it,hoping that it would take at least a few months for his idiocy to fully develop...little did I know that these few months turned into mere weeks since when I composed the list/filler. Now I'm sure those reading this who have dealt with him are thinking "but Kefka,what about his annoying posting habits?" Yes,Jayy definatly tends to type in ridiculously big fonts,go berzerk on the laughing emoticons (a trait learned from kidd I'm sure),and uses so many font colors that you'd almost expect to find a pot of gold at the end of his posts...however,that alone isn't enough for me to fully recognise him as the idiot he is...his actions,however,are. The thing that really shows what an idiot Jayy is is whenever somebody calls him on his idiocy,he usually responds 1 of 3 ways (or all 3 at once):
#1:Calls you a troll. #2:Tells you to "keep trying". #3:Post some random picture of a small thing taking a shit.
Usually he does one or all three of these things combined with the use of so many laughing emoticons that for every 1 laughing emoticon kidd uses in a typical reply,Jayy uses 3. We fucking get it,you find every instance of somebody pointing out how stupid you are funny. Whats so funny about that anyways you cock ass? Is laughing the only way you can sidestep and cover up the fact that you're a moron?
My favorites are the first 2...him calling somebody else a troll for pointing out HIS idiotic behaviour is some of the most ironic shit ever...oh,and if you REALLY call him out on his idiocy enough times,he'll edit one of your quotes and put it in his signature along with lots of laughing emoticons for a truly vicious burn...I guess somebody forgot to tell Jayy that editing the quotes of others isn't remotly witty or clever as even a retard could do it...case in point.
Now I'm sure if he reads this,he'll tell me to "keep trying"...not only will I continue to do so,but I'll succeed every time...because he's just that retarded...
Jayy
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Post by syl on Nov 6, 2006 7:27:26 GMT -5
SYL:
Gee,kinda like how my name still gets dropped on BD even when nobody even saw the list or when I haven't talked about BD for a sizeable amount of time...so I guess that shows BD is still "in love" with me...throwing the grenade after pulling the pin helps a lot in not getting your arm blown off...
Yea,to keep up on current film news,as I've already said quite a few times...I check a lot of other sites at the same time for this purpose as well,so don't flatter yourself...
How exactly? I also showcased idiots from other boards I'm NOT banned on nor have even bothered posting on in awhile,so are you saying I'm in love with those forums too?
As I've already admitted to,I purposefully throw gas on the fire once in awhile...but a good lot of you do it as well,as I've already shown countless times...not saying you can't or shouldn't do it,but taking shots at me for doing it when you do it just as much if not more is rather pathetic...[/quote]
Well, seeing as i made an ass of myself im here to apologize. The fact is that i only read the list. Only that. Didnt browse this boards until now...
But i think this is kind of a cool place, so i´ll be around. By the way, that "Jayy" post you just made...
MADE ME LAUGH MY ASS OFF.
KEEP TRYING. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Fickle81 on Nov 6, 2006 9:06:13 GMT -5
Well, seeing as i made an ass of myself im here to apologize. The fact is that i only read the list. Only that. Didnt browse this boards until now... But i think this is kind of a cool place, so i´ll be around. By the way, that "Jayy" post you just made... MADE ME LAUGH MY ASS OFF. KEEP TRYING. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Just when I think nobody from BD has any integrity or guts whatsoever,you come here and prove me wrong...some of your fellow members would do well to follow your example. Apology accepted. Welcome and enjoy your time here ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Fickle81 on Jan 18, 2007 20:26:25 GMT -5
And I have finally gotten some feedback from an idiot covered in the Kef Chat event... www.horrorboards.com/viewtopic.php?t=1763&start=30jayy:LMAO You're supposed to say go to Fangoria to those that want a utopian circle jerk community,which I am the complete opposite of...you fucking moron. This coming from the guy that calls somebody a faggot when they don't find the fake tittied and most likely disease ridden porn stars that have been featured in your avatar attractive... First of all,what butt buddies are you alluding to? Most of that board can't stand me you dunce...they can't stand me for the same reason you can't...because I call them and you out on your idiocies...secondly,from what I've read,they usually succeeded...you not thinking so is natural because you're the idiot they exposed,but it's also dilusional...third of all,for how much you complain about them,you sure still post there a great deal...forth and finally,if I didn't faze you,why did you bother replying the way you did? That was probably the most angry post I've ever seen from you...no laughing emoticons or a "keep trying"...you even went so far as to ironically call me the biggest idiot on the planet,outdoing even your bitter nemesis N2N...I guess I must have hit a nerve... So far it's actually worked pretty good...you're the only one I've had a problem with on there so far,but that doesn't surprise me at all because you're an idiot and a bitch that takes it upon yourself to be offended by me making a factual statement that contradicts a statement you made,so conflict with you was inevitable no matter what board we are on. And now for the "points" Actually,I am...you saying I'm not so only further confirms it because well,you're a moron... How exactly do or have I acted like amicus? Have I bashed your taste in movies for the sake of pissing you off? Nope. Did I ever insult you personally on that board before you started insulting me? Nope. Just like pretty much everything else you say,your comparison of me to amicus is about as baseless as one can get. It would be a whole lot better if you and any other idiots weren't there,just like any other forums... Either that or for those that haven't already pointed it out as a pre emtive strike as to how much of a lame retort that is and how much you overuse it... And here we have the knock on my writting,like clockwork...hey dipshit,I mis spell certain words and committ certain gramatical errors ON PURPOSE...to lull you into a false sense of security in thinking thats a valid insult for you to use,when in fact me doing it on purpose completely takes away said value...it seems more people fall into this trap than trying to use my animated gif against me... What the fuck are you rambling about retard? What exactly did I request? I choose option C...posting about it on here... www.answers.com/topic/ironyOoops...I guess in going all dictionary on you means that I've written another esssay and am a know it all motherfucker...I'll try to dumb it down for you and not use as many words next time...would it help if I used insanely huge font sizes and ridiculous overuse of colors? Oh wait,I know...laughing emoticons...how could I forget to use all those laughing emoticons... Well it wasn't quite a direct edit of a quote of mine,but I'll take it anyway...laugh on in blissful stupidity big-o...do whatever you gotta do to avoid the realisation that the joke is on you... UPDATE:BREAKING NEWS...According to Jayy,I Am Legend and I are the same person!Jayy:So I guess he and I are the same person on this board AND on BD right? kefchat.proboards59.com/index.cgi?action=viewprofile&user=adminkefchat.proboards59.com/index.cgi?action=viewprofile&user=iamlegendwww.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/member.php?u=5074www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/member.php?u=4001And I suppose somehow I am able to log onto the board as myself AND Legend at the same time huh? As I asked before the thread got locked,what do you say now that you've been shown to be full of shit to try to back up a stupid and presumptuous statement? Keep on reaching for that rainbow,you paint chip eating neanderthal...
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iamlegend
Untouchable
Go Fuck Yourself
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Post by iamlegend on Feb 18, 2007 0:19:55 GMT -5
better late than never but i am NOT Kefka.
its pretty fucking obvious that i am, and always have been, Legend.
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Post by Fickle81 on Apr 18, 2007 18:44:10 GMT -5
LMAO well this has certainly made my day...I present to you...Dreamin Demon REBOOTED: www.dreamindemon.com/Man does that look like shit...that blatently out of place red navigation bar horribly clashing with that white backround...and the forums have been ridiculously scaled back to only 6 themes. And wheres that great and legendary DD arcade at? Man,RD is gonna be heartbroken when he sees what happened to his beloved safehaven. What happened to that slick ass layout,Morbid? Did you finally have no choice but to redesign the whole thing to accuratly reflect your near non existent user base? And if you couldn't maintain a steady daily post rate with your old slick board,I highly doubt you're gonna be able to do it with a new vBulletin. Gotta love that sweet karma...
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