Post by Fickle81 on Jul 14, 2006 15:34:38 GMT -5
Whats this shit all about?
It's a countdown style list of what I feel are the 50 biggest idiots I've ever seen on the internet.
How did you come up with the list?
By partaking in and observing several messageboards,amoung other things on the internet,over the past 5 or so years that include Gametalk,Creature Wrestling Federation,Bloody-Disgusting,and more.
Whats your reason(s) for doing this?
My reasons are three fold.
For far too long,people have had the impression that they can say and do anything,no matter how stupid it is and without backup,and have it go unmentioned or unpunished...over the internet especially because apparently,you're not supposed to take it seriously because "it isn't reality",or some stupid shit like that...then when you DO mention it via punishment by ridicule,they do things to give off the impression that you don't have any right to do so such as hiding behind the fact that it's their opinion (like an opinion CAN'T be wrong or formed for wrong reasons),claiming you have no life and that all you do is "bully" people (yes,they seriously claim that you can bully somebody over the internet),and even attack your BLATENTLY SUPERIOR method of making them look bad (quoting their own statements back to them,followed by a rebuttal) by associating it with it being too much reading on their parts like some whiney ADD riddled drooling asstard while at the same time making another claim of you having too much time and no life.
One reason for making this list is to remind the biggest committers of these crimes against human intelligence just how stupid they really are,which will most likely lead to reason #2 with them getting offended and continuing to make themselves look like idiots and provide me further justification as to why I put them on the list,while at the same time amusing and entertaining the hell out of me. The third reason? I like to write about idiots...simple enough.
What makes you think you're qualified and in the position to create a list of the 50 biggest idiots on the internet,when theres pretty much no way in hell you've been everywhere and seen every single idiot online?
A good and fair question. The reason why I'm in the position to create a list of the 50 biggest idiots on the entire vast world of the internet is because fuck you.
Seriously though,that title is a bit deceptive...however the key word in it is "Kefka's",meaning it's more about listing the 50 biggest idiots that I have just observed and/or encountered. I realise that it's impossible to have encountered every single ignoramus online,and not only do I feel that there being even bigger idiots on my list is probable,but also near a guarantee...although they would surely have their work cut out for them as far as being bigger idiots than some of the higher ups on my list though.
As for what qualifies me...well the fact that I'm not the average drooling internet fucktard for one. I've found that people tend to not think things through or read other things before putting their fingers to the keyboard,probably because they think "the internet shouldn't be taken seriously" because it "isn't reality". If we're talking credentials to back this up,I've recieved much praise for my writtings,both creative and commentative,on every messageboard I've been to...even the ones where the majority of its members would end up dispising me.
How did you come up with this idea?
It just naturally came to me like all of the other writting endevours I've done...
Will you be commenting on people that make themselves look like idiots via internet videos?
No because their idiocy has provided me nothing but joy and entertainment via laughter. Besides,the embarrasment that I'm sure they've endured because of it is good enough retribution for me. The major difference between them and the people on this list is that while most of the idiots on this list have provided me with similar amusement,they've also provided me cringes and probably caused some of my IQ points to drop just from reading their inane bullshit.
Why September 11th? Have you no tact or respect for the 5 year anniversary of that tragic day?
NOTE:Date has been changed. Read this for details.
First of all,I REALLY think you need to give the 9/11 shit a rest already. Sure what happened on that day was tragic due to many innocent people losing their lives,but life goes on. Besides,you REALLY shouldn't be surprised that the U.S. got attacked at all,due to the fact that it was because of our government's fucked up foreign policies (not the "they hate us because of our freedom" crock of shit that our president likes to spoonfeed us),specifically the fact that our government backs Israel,who are actually some of the worst terrorists around.
www.independent.org/newsroom/article.asp?id=1332
www.davidduke.com/writings/howisraeliterror.shtml
www.cactus48.com/terrorism.html
(And please spare me the "stop having your opinions spoonfed to you by Michael Moore" bullshit,because I haven't watched a single one of that fat bastard's movies nor have I ever listened to anything he's had to say.)
Now,I know some of you that read this board like to purposefully take what I say ridiculously out of context via selective reading and mal comprehension,so let me make this perfectly clear...When I say that the U.S. and its citizens shouldn't be surprised that they got attacked on 9/11,that is NOT,let me repeat that,NOT me saying that they,meaning the country and the innocents that perished that day,deserved it nor do I condone or approve of the attack. However,that also doesn't mean I'm gonna recognise September 11th,5 year anniversary or not,as some holy day of reflection where having any sort of negativity toward your fellow man is strictly off limits. I'm essentially protesting this so called "day of reflection" that due to the tragedy cannot have any sort of ill feelings generated towards anybody else. To go along with that nonsense,especially considering the fact that pretty much everybody else would go back to disliking the individuals that they normally dislike for any reason after the day of reflection is over,is dilusional treehugging hypocritical bullshit and you know it.
Whew...I don't normally get political,but this is a situation where it had to be done. Knowledge of the tragedy and 5 year anniversary of it aside,it's just like any other normal day to me.
Believe it or not,my noncompliance with what 9/11 supposedly stands for isn't the only reason I picked that day as the start date of the week long Kef Chat event. For one,the day falls on the Monday of the first week that my vacation from school starts (my Summer Quarter officially ends September 9th),and as of this writting it looks like it's gonna be another 3 month long break due to Autumn Quarter not offering either of the 2 classes I have left to take before graduating,so what better way to kick off my break from school than to take part in one of my favorite artistic hobbies (yes,exposing idiots is DEFINATLY an art form,one that I take rather seriously) by unveiling argubly my biggest writting endeavour to date? Another reason why I picked this date is because,give or take a month or 2 in either direction,early September is extremely close to MY OWN 5 year anniversary of ass kicking infamy on The Internet (had I known that I was going to take off the way I did,I would have remembered the exact date of my first messageboard post),and again,what better way to commemorate that than unveiling the list of the top 50 morons I've encountered during my 5 years of being online?
Have you or will you do any outside promotion for this?
The only promotion I've done was to give somebody a link to my logo picture via AIM for them to use in a random forum game they were doing at the time. Other than that,I'm not gonna do any sort of promoting for this because word of mouth has already spread where I've wanted it to when I provided the link.
(Reads through) It seems you're attacking some of these people based solely on their opinions. What gives you the right to do so? What makes your opinion(s) any better?
See question #3. There IS such a thing as a wrong opinion. Look up the word "valid",and then apply that term to the opinions of some of the shit globials on the list. You'll most likely find their opinions to be INVALID due to the reasons,or lack thereof,they've used to form their bullshit crusted "opinions". The difference between myself and them is that I have well thoughtout FACTUAL reasons for forming my opinions,which makes my opinions more valid (IE better) than theirs. Also,I don't nessasarally attack some of the people on the list solely for their opinions and/or how they express them,but for what they do when their opinion is questioned.
Hey! I made the list you dirty cocksucker! Why I outta...
I WOULD tell you to save it cause I've heard it all before (which is probably what lead to you being put on the list to begin with),but I'm feeling generous for this project so rather than have this be another cause of name dropping from any boards I've been banned from,which would make all those doing the name dropping look dumb for telling me to "get over it and get a life",I've decided to allow one of my email addresses to get some use. If you wish to bitch at me for putting you on the list,drop me a line at kefkaisbad@hotmail.com
Further questions to be added as they come when I give a shit enough to add them...and remember...
It's a countdown style list of what I feel are the 50 biggest idiots I've ever seen on the internet.
How did you come up with the list?
By partaking in and observing several messageboards,amoung other things on the internet,over the past 5 or so years that include Gametalk,Creature Wrestling Federation,Bloody-Disgusting,and more.
Whats your reason(s) for doing this?
My reasons are three fold.
For far too long,people have had the impression that they can say and do anything,no matter how stupid it is and without backup,and have it go unmentioned or unpunished...over the internet especially because apparently,you're not supposed to take it seriously because "it isn't reality",or some stupid shit like that...then when you DO mention it via punishment by ridicule,they do things to give off the impression that you don't have any right to do so such as hiding behind the fact that it's their opinion (like an opinion CAN'T be wrong or formed for wrong reasons),claiming you have no life and that all you do is "bully" people (yes,they seriously claim that you can bully somebody over the internet),and even attack your BLATENTLY SUPERIOR method of making them look bad (quoting their own statements back to them,followed by a rebuttal) by associating it with it being too much reading on their parts like some whiney ADD riddled drooling asstard while at the same time making another claim of you having too much time and no life.
One reason for making this list is to remind the biggest committers of these crimes against human intelligence just how stupid they really are,which will most likely lead to reason #2 with them getting offended and continuing to make themselves look like idiots and provide me further justification as to why I put them on the list,while at the same time amusing and entertaining the hell out of me. The third reason? I like to write about idiots...simple enough.
What makes you think you're qualified and in the position to create a list of the 50 biggest idiots on the internet,when theres pretty much no way in hell you've been everywhere and seen every single idiot online?
A good and fair question. The reason why I'm in the position to create a list of the 50 biggest idiots on the entire vast world of the internet is because fuck you.
Seriously though,that title is a bit deceptive...however the key word in it is "Kefka's",meaning it's more about listing the 50 biggest idiots that I have just observed and/or encountered. I realise that it's impossible to have encountered every single ignoramus online,and not only do I feel that there being even bigger idiots on my list is probable,but also near a guarantee...although they would surely have their work cut out for them as far as being bigger idiots than some of the higher ups on my list though.
As for what qualifies me...well the fact that I'm not the average drooling internet fucktard for one. I've found that people tend to not think things through or read other things before putting their fingers to the keyboard,probably because they think "the internet shouldn't be taken seriously" because it "isn't reality". If we're talking credentials to back this up,I've recieved much praise for my writtings,both creative and commentative,on every messageboard I've been to...even the ones where the majority of its members would end up dispising me.
How did you come up with this idea?
It just naturally came to me like all of the other writting endevours I've done...
Will you be commenting on people that make themselves look like idiots via internet videos?
No because their idiocy has provided me nothing but joy and entertainment via laughter. Besides,the embarrasment that I'm sure they've endured because of it is good enough retribution for me. The major difference between them and the people on this list is that while most of the idiots on this list have provided me with similar amusement,they've also provided me cringes and probably caused some of my IQ points to drop just from reading their inane bullshit.
Why September 11th? Have you no tact or respect for the 5 year anniversary of that tragic day?
NOTE:Date has been changed. Read this for details.
First of all,I REALLY think you need to give the 9/11 shit a rest already. Sure what happened on that day was tragic due to many innocent people losing their lives,but life goes on. Besides,you REALLY shouldn't be surprised that the U.S. got attacked at all,due to the fact that it was because of our government's fucked up foreign policies (not the "they hate us because of our freedom" crock of shit that our president likes to spoonfeed us),specifically the fact that our government backs Israel,who are actually some of the worst terrorists around.
www.independent.org/newsroom/article.asp?id=1332
www.davidduke.com/writings/howisraeliterror.shtml
www.cactus48.com/terrorism.html
(And please spare me the "stop having your opinions spoonfed to you by Michael Moore" bullshit,because I haven't watched a single one of that fat bastard's movies nor have I ever listened to anything he's had to say.)
Now,I know some of you that read this board like to purposefully take what I say ridiculously out of context via selective reading and mal comprehension,so let me make this perfectly clear...When I say that the U.S. and its citizens shouldn't be surprised that they got attacked on 9/11,that is NOT,let me repeat that,NOT me saying that they,meaning the country and the innocents that perished that day,deserved it nor do I condone or approve of the attack. However,that also doesn't mean I'm gonna recognise September 11th,5 year anniversary or not,as some holy day of reflection where having any sort of negativity toward your fellow man is strictly off limits. I'm essentially protesting this so called "day of reflection" that due to the tragedy cannot have any sort of ill feelings generated towards anybody else. To go along with that nonsense,especially considering the fact that pretty much everybody else would go back to disliking the individuals that they normally dislike for any reason after the day of reflection is over,is dilusional treehugging hypocritical bullshit and you know it.
Whew...I don't normally get political,but this is a situation where it had to be done. Knowledge of the tragedy and 5 year anniversary of it aside,it's just like any other normal day to me.
Believe it or not,my noncompliance with what 9/11 supposedly stands for isn't the only reason I picked that day as the start date of the week long Kef Chat event. For one,the day falls on the Monday of the first week that my vacation from school starts (my Summer Quarter officially ends September 9th),and as of this writting it looks like it's gonna be another 3 month long break due to Autumn Quarter not offering either of the 2 classes I have left to take before graduating,so what better way to kick off my break from school than to take part in one of my favorite artistic hobbies (yes,exposing idiots is DEFINATLY an art form,one that I take rather seriously) by unveiling argubly my biggest writting endeavour to date? Another reason why I picked this date is because,give or take a month or 2 in either direction,early September is extremely close to MY OWN 5 year anniversary of ass kicking infamy on The Internet (had I known that I was going to take off the way I did,I would have remembered the exact date of my first messageboard post),and again,what better way to commemorate that than unveiling the list of the top 50 morons I've encountered during my 5 years of being online?
Have you or will you do any outside promotion for this?
The only promotion I've done was to give somebody a link to my logo picture via AIM for them to use in a random forum game they were doing at the time. Other than that,I'm not gonna do any sort of promoting for this because word of mouth has already spread where I've wanted it to when I provided the link.
(Reads through) It seems you're attacking some of these people based solely on their opinions. What gives you the right to do so? What makes your opinion(s) any better?
See question #3. There IS such a thing as a wrong opinion. Look up the word "valid",and then apply that term to the opinions of some of the shit globials on the list. You'll most likely find their opinions to be INVALID due to the reasons,or lack thereof,they've used to form their bullshit crusted "opinions". The difference between myself and them is that I have well thoughtout FACTUAL reasons for forming my opinions,which makes my opinions more valid (IE better) than theirs. Also,I don't nessasarally attack some of the people on the list solely for their opinions and/or how they express them,but for what they do when their opinion is questioned.
Hey! I made the list you dirty cocksucker! Why I outta...
I WOULD tell you to save it cause I've heard it all before (which is probably what lead to you being put on the list to begin with),but I'm feeling generous for this project so rather than have this be another cause of name dropping from any boards I've been banned from,which would make all those doing the name dropping look dumb for telling me to "get over it and get a life",I've decided to allow one of my email addresses to get some use. If you wish to bitch at me for putting you on the list,drop me a line at kefkaisbad@hotmail.com
Further questions to be added as they come when I give a shit enough to add them...and remember...