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Post by Fickle81 on Dec 6, 2005 2:07:10 GMT -5
In order to ensure that you do things the right way (IE MY way),I've decided to dedicate a thread to giving tips straight from my genius brain. I most likely won't be doing one EVERY SINGLE day like the title might imply,but I'll try to make it as regular as possible:
Kefka's Tip of the Day:
Drumsticks make damn fine weapons,especially if you handle it like a nightstick and ram the tip end into somebody's face,either on the cheekbone or bridge of the nose.
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Post by Fickle81 on Dec 6, 2005 12:02:09 GMT -5
Kefka's Tip of the Day:
If you're eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch (AKA the greatest cerial in the history of man) as a finger food snack,eat some peanut butter before each handfull of cerial. The peanut butter aftertaste surprisingly blends very well with the cinnamon and sugar,making it sweeter.
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Post by Fickle81 on Dec 7, 2005 23:36:38 GMT -5
Kefka's Tip of the Day:Never and I mean NEVER take part in "referral" shit like this: freexbox360.com/index.php?referral=607615I'm sure you already knew not to do this just by the sheer ridiculousness of it,but now I'm telling you from personal experience not to do it. I recently decided to go against my instincts when a friend of mine (real AND online) asked me to sign up for it and do one of the tryouts in promise that I would get $10. I picked the RealPlayer Superpass trial and when I tried to cancel it after the 5 day credit window,I find out that I have to call an 800 number to cancel. I call and get this guy that barely spoke English so I could barely understand him. I tell him that I want to cancel,and he asks me all sorts of questions as to why I want to cancel,and finally after jumping through hoops,he "cancels" my account...but offers me a "complementary" offer to keep the service through January of next year at no extra cost (there better fuckin not be). Low and behold,my friend has NOT contacted me in order to send the $10 he promissed me. The next time I see this friend of mine,I'm gonna shatter his face with his own computer keyboard...and if I get charged in any way for this crap,he's payin for it
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Post by Fickle81 on Dec 9, 2005 0:46:58 GMT -5
Kefka's Tip of the Day:
When the buzz matters,the pipe matters...Glass.
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Post by Fickle81 on Dec 12, 2005 17:38:20 GMT -5
Kefka's Tip of the Day:
Candied yams are MUCH better as left overs. You should make them the DAY BEFORE you plan on eating them (in most cases,the day before Thanksgiving) so not only do you not have to spend as much time on them (all you have to do is reheat them),but as I said they taste MUCH better due to having plenty of time to sit and absorb the sweet juices.
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Post by Fickle81 on Dec 21, 2005 20:43:50 GMT -5
Kefka's Tip of the Day:
Don't ask a mutual friend how their credit is and if they could help you finance a purchase (like one of my friends actually had the gall to do with me over AIM last night for a $1200 laptop). This is how lawsuits happen.
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Post by Fickle81 on Dec 26, 2005 4:27:41 GMT -5
Kefka's Tip of the Day:
Extremely potent weed (probably laced with Nitrous or Helium)+Bad indigestion/heartburn=MAJOR BAD NEWS!
Effects of the weed:
Shortness of breath/fucked up breathing cycle Overall feeling of physical weakness Left arm/hand feeling like theres not enough blood getting to it
Effects of the indigestion/heartburn:
Burning chest Rapid beating
Overall it litterally felt like I was having a heart attack. It was so bad that I had to sleep it off.
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Post by Fickle81 on Mar 25, 2006 22:20:34 GMT -5
Kefka's Tip of the Day:
Swiss cheese tastes great with anything else...but by itself,it tastes like ass. One of the many mysteries in life...
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Post by Fickle81 on Mar 1, 2008 19:00:22 GMT -5
Wow,I forgot this thread existed...time for some gargantuan bumpage...
Kefka's Tip of the Day:
Don't hunt for porn when you're horny. You don't do this for the same reason why you don't go grocery shopping while hungry...because if you do that,your empty stomach will be doing the buying and you'll end up buying a bunch of shit that wasn't even on the list that you really don't need. Same principal applies to getting porn while you're horny...you'll end up being so desperate for new porn that you'll sacrifice quality.
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