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Post by Fickle81 on Feb 15, 2006 4:32:54 GMT -5
What the fuck is with all these WWE PPV press conferences? As far as I'm concerned,the only PPV worthy of a press conference is Wrestlemania...a fucking No Way Out press conference? Nigga please...
Randy Orton is coming off as the biggest asshole in the world right now...and I'm not sure I like it...
Christian Cage winning the NWA World title from Jeff Jarrett at Against All Odds was awsome,but I'm willing to bet Jarrett will have it back within weeks,or a month at the most...
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Post by Fickle81 on Feb 15, 2006 5:58:34 GMT -5
Just watched Tatanka on Velocity on WWE's site...lets just say he was better off retired...he looked sloppy as hell in there and he actually used that samoan drop as a finisher...not to mention the fact that he has a hidiously noticeable beer gut which causes him to be slow,AND has one bad looking mullet/mohawk hybrid...
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Post by Fickle81 on Mar 9, 2006 23:50:09 GMT -5
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Post by ite on Mar 11, 2006 4:14:13 GMT -5
I will be getting the TNA PPV Sunday, I wonder what the suprises will be, also can't wait to see the Ultimate X match.
Will Joe be able to scale the ropes and grab the X?
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Post by dudeclassicman on Mar 11, 2006 5:07:31 GMT -5
The big surprise will be that Brock Lesnar is going to murderize Sting and take a dump on his chest. Or damn it, I can at least dream, can't I? Remember the way Vader threw Sting around like a rag doll at that Great American Bash '92 match? I'd like to watch Brock commit a similiar crime against "a man called Sting."
The word is that Big Poppa Pump is supposed to be signing with TNA......So he'll probably be Sting's big surprise JJ was referring to. Although before reading about BPP, I would've guessed that Jarrett might have been referring to Sid's big goofy ass finally making his return to the ring, although if you believe Sid, he's basically denounced TNA in interviews as having their heads up their asses. Well, as the old saying goes: money talks and bullshit walks.
I truly would like to see Brock squash Sid just for the novelty factor. Since when Brock first debuted, all I could think was "who is this fucking Sid clone?" Of course, Brock isn't a clumsy fucktard who bends his leg in half jumping off the second turnbuckle. He's actually damn good in the ring unlike Sid.
I'm still only mildly interested in TNA, however. I just never have given a shit about Christian nor will I probably ever give a shit about. Oh, don't get me wrong, he's better than Jarrett; I'm glad Jarrett's not champ at the moment(well, at least not for another couple of weeks.) Fucking Barry Horowitz as Champ would be a welcome change of pace as opposed to seeing that candy-ass Jeff strutting around with the belt.
The one guy, though, who has piqued my interest is Samoa Joe. I hope they let him go undefeated for a very, very long time ala Tazz in ECW so if and when they were able to finally sign Brock, that could be properly billed as the epic clash that it deserves to be billed as.
I don't think losing the Ultimate X match would really do any harm to Joe since it's clearly not been portrayed as his niche, him being the super-size X-Division competitor and all.
The one thing that's always going to make me weary about getting too invested in TNA is that Slapnuts himself is a fucking partial owner, and add to that, that the main figurehead in charge of running TNA is some bitch named Dixie Carter, who apparently used to be fuck buddies with Jarrett and has known him for many, many years.
The X-factor is Spike TV's hand in running the company. I hear Spike also has a significant say down to who wins and loses and are behind the rcent signings of Sting and the apparent upcoming signing Steiner, (even though Steiner was a lump of shit in his last WWF run.)
TNA is still a long ways off from getting my pay-per-view money. But don't write me off as a Vince mark either- the last pay-per-view I purchased was Wrestlemania X-9 for Kurt/Brock (damn you, Brocky boy, you almost crippled yourself....) and Austin/Rock 3. Before that, the pay-per-view I purchased was Summerslam '02 and I marked out like a motherfucker when Brock won the title. And before that, I don't even remember. Probably WM X-7.
So, you can see I'm not exactly a hardcore, but when I want to see something, I shell out the bucks. I'll tell you one thing. I'm sure as hell not shelling out a dime for this year's WM. Hermaphrodite Humping He-Man burying Cena. I'll get a cheap thrill out of knowing it happened as I loathe Cena but that ain't something I'm paying to see. Also, I just can't believe Angle is possibly going to lose another damned title match at WM to that failed project Randy Orton or that glorified midget Ron Misterio Jr.,. What a crock of shit.
One other last tidbit: For those of you who don't catch Ultimate Warrior's weekly ramblings, in his latest rant, he appealed to TNA to open up their wallets and bring him and Goldberg in for a dream match. I'm sure that Warrior is probably the one wrestler who's jobbed cleanly less times than Goldberg, (if Warrior has ever even lost a single cleanly.)
Feel free to discuss.
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Post by Fickle81 on Mar 11, 2006 19:45:00 GMT -5
The word is that Big Poppa Pump is supposed to be signing with TNA......So he'll probably be Sting's big surprise JJ was referring to. Although before reading about BPP, I would've guessed that Jarrett might have been referring to Sid's big goofy ass finally making his return to the ring, although if you believe Sid, he's basically denounced TNA in interviews as having their heads up their asses. Well, as the old saying goes: money talks and bullshit walks. God I hope BBP coming isn't true...that steroid ridden suck ass's ride is over... I truly would like to see Brock squash Sid just for the novelty factor. Since when Brock first debuted, all I could think was "who is this fucking Sid clone?" Of course, Brock isn't a clumsy fucktard who bends his leg in half jumping off the second turnbuckle. Or shits his pants during a Wrestlemania main event with The Undertaker... The X-factor is Spike TV's hand in running the company. I hear Spike also has a significant say down to who wins and loses and are behind the rcent signings of Sting and the apparent upcoming signing Steiner, (even though Steiner was a lump of shit in his last WWF run.) Steiner has been a lump of shit since late WCW... So, you can see I'm not exactly a hardcore, but when I want to see something, I shell out the bucks. I'll tell you one thing. I'm sure as hell not shelling out a dime for this year's WM. Hermaphrodite Humping He-Man burying Cena. I'll get a cheap thrill out of knowing it happened as I loathe Cena but that ain't something I'm paying to see. Also, I just can't believe Angle is possibly going to lose another damned title match at WM to that failed project Randy Orton or that glorified midget Ron Misterio Jr.,. What a crock of shit. At this point,I'd much rather see HHH with the belt than that 3rd rate Austin built up wigga Cena,who has held the belt for way too fucking long... One other last tidbit: For those of you who don't catch Ultimate Warrior's weekly ramblings, in his latest rant, he appealed to TNA to open up their wallets and bring him and Goldberg in for a dream match. I'm sure that Warrior is probably the one wrestler who's jobbed cleanly less times than Goldberg, (if Warrior has ever even lost a single cleanly.) Jesus,that would be the most boring,riddled with nothing but closelines and punches match ever...I would probably be able to count the number of moves done in that match with 2 hands and have plenty of fingers left over...and most of those moves would be botched... I've heard rumblings of Goldberg being signed to TNA...I hope to hell this doesn't happen. I've heard people saying he would fit perfectly in TNA...WTF are these people token on? The only place that no move,only moves he has he botches,egomaniacal,gives Jewish people a bad name prick would fit perfectly in is on wussy calendars showing off his baby kittens like the pansy he is (obviously he has done this once already for those that don't get the reference). Fuck Goldberg...I hate him more than I do Hogan...and thats saying a lot...
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Post by dudeclassicman on Mar 12, 2006 3:20:40 GMT -5
Steiner had one decent moment during his last run in the WWE and that was when he absolutely murdered Jericho with a sick ass powerbomb during one of his first few matches there when they were still building him up for that train wreck of a match he would have with Triple H at the Royal Rumble.
Of course, (as many on the IWC becried immediately following the match) that particular powerbomb was probably just an example of Steiner being an unproffessional jackass and trying to kill Jericho, but alas Jericho lived, and besides wrestlers are always spouting off priding themselves on just how tough the shit is, choreographed or or not; so if occassionally a guy has to take a brutal bump such as the aforementioned powerbomb, big hairy ass deal.
Besides, it's always been both Steiner Bros' m.o. that they're stiff workers who could give a shit less about the well-being of their opponents. Hell, Rick Steiner almost killed Buff Bagwell (bad example, I realize; because that's actually a positive=almost killing/paralyzing Buff Bagwell.)
The Steiners were my favorites to watch wrestle when I was a little ass kid. It was fun watching them throw around big bastards such as when they faced teams like Big Van Vader & Mr. Hughes. Of course, now Scotty is just a deteriorated piece of shit. There's a better chance of Shelton Benjamin's motherfucking momma pulling off a frankensteiner nowadays.
Man, how the mighty have fallen. The Dog-Faced Gremlin is probably actually eating dog food now to survive and Scott is just a walking science experiment based on "why not to abuse steroids."
At least, BPP should've had a cooler finisher than the sorry ass Camel Clutch. That "screwdriver" finisher he had before he became a full-fledged Superstar Billy Graham rip-off was too sweet. I'd hate to imagine how bad he would fuck up somebody if he tried the screwdriver now.
But the fuckin' camel clutch...... come on. I would've rather seen him use a fucking full nelson like the "The Masterpiece(of shit.)"
Speaking of Sid bending his leg in half, there's a similiar looking goofy clip of Scott Steiner out there from a match on RAW where Steiner attempts to leap off the ring apron to the floor and land what I can only guess was going to be a double axehandle. Of course, Steiner fucking slips as he leaps and becomes the equivalent of a human airball (like when a fucker totally misses the rim in basketball.) Not only does Steiner totally miss his opponent, he travels like 1 foot through the air before falling flat on his face. Anybody have the clip on them?
It wasn't as brutal as Sid's crash landing but it was definitely as embarrassing.
Since we've already covered the shittyness that would be Warrior/Goldberg, can you imagine how terrible Steiner/Warrior would be. I mean noone knows how healthy Warrior is or isn't, but we know besides being shit stamina wise, that half of Steiner's body is kind of paralyzed due to years of shooting shit into his peaks. Say what you want about Goldberg being sloppy, but his body isn't deteriorated to the point of Steiner's at least.
In other words, Warrior might actually have to fucking carry Steiner if that abomination of a match ever happened. Oh, the humanity......
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Post by ite on Mar 12, 2006 23:58:18 GMT -5
Steiner showed up and murdered Stinger putting him in the Steiner Recliner.
I marked like I was watching WCW back in 96.
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Post by dudeclassicman on Apr 8, 2006 10:02:57 GMT -5
Just saw that clusterfuck of a handi-cap match from RAW again on WWE's mornin' show.
Man, Cena looks like an absolute fucking idiot. First of all, him taking the handi-cap match in the first place made no sense at all. Then the way he pranced around while he was getting ready to do his little fistdrop after Triple H did the spinebuster on Edge made him look like a damn fool. Then the way got plastered with the Pedigree.......Well,
That's gold, Jerry! Gold!
He reminds of Sting, who has been double-crossed 8,713 times during his career. My favorite was probably when Sting accepted a chance to be Flair's partner against Double A and Brian Pillman.
Ha. Dumb ass.
I really hope they are going to look at turning Cena heel because if they're planning on keeping him face doing shit like making him look like a moron the way he did in that handi-cap match isn't doing him any favors at all.
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Post by Fickle81 on Apr 8, 2006 21:42:12 GMT -5
If they were smart,which we all know lately they aren't,they would indeed have Trips win at Backlash and turn Cena heel directly afterwards...have him blame the crowd for his title loss...
DX would be greatly appreciated at this point...
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Post by Fickle81 on Apr 9, 2006 20:11:24 GMT -5
Well at least SOMETHING good came out of that god awful Triple H Wrestlemania entrance... triplehbk.ytmnd.com/
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Post by ite on Apr 16, 2006 1:02:20 GMT -5
TNA's Thursday debut ruled!
This show absolutely kicked ass.
The opening match was brutal and spot on.
Christian interview was actually the weakest part of the show but set up the title match pretty good with Abyss.
Dudleys match was good, and as much as I hate Spike he got a great reaction from the crowd and seemed very excited and happy to be back.
The Sting match was hilarious and Sting was spot on. Good exposure for Eric Young and Shelley being involved with Sting and getting a little rub just from interacting with such a Legend as Sting.
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Post by Fickle81 on Apr 28, 2006 1:44:25 GMT -5
www.wrestlinggonewrong.com/UPDATE:Nice,got a plug and thank you on the front page of the above site. Thanks guy. Keep up the good work.
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Post by Fickle81 on May 12, 2006 21:21:07 GMT -5
Am I the only one that finds Foley's growing obsession with Melina disturbing? For those that read his dedicated WWE website segment called "Foley Is Blog",it seems that his thing is talking about how great Melina is...I've counted probably around 4 of his written pieces that mentions her and what a great person she is. Assuming he's still married,if his wife knows about that,no doubt in my mind he's hearing shit about it.
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Post by ite on Jun 7, 2006 2:10:42 GMT -5
Fuck WWE, I can't wait for TNA Slammiversy. Jim Cornette will have a great promo I bet.
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