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Post by Fickle81 on Feb 15, 2006 1:15:36 GMT -5
In the spirit of the Vin Diesel/Chuck Norris/Mr.T random facts,I've decided to dedicate a thread to the same type of humorous random facts about...well,me. If you know about the random facts,you know the score about what they're all about...and I don't care if none of you find these funny,cause I do...
Today's Random Kefka Fact:
Contrary to popular belief,Chris Farley didn't die of a cocaine overdose. Kefka poisoned his drink and made it look like an overdose because of how much Beverly Hills Ninja sucked.
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Post by Fickle81 on Feb 15, 2006 22:30:22 GMT -5
Today's Random Kefka Fact:
Kefka once printed out MANY stacks of pages of his messageboard quoting arguments with other people. He then traveled back in time to 600 A.D. India and delivered the many pages of his quoting arguments to the Indian people. They then used these documents as basis to create a game. Today we know this game as Chess.
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Post by Fickle81 on Feb 16, 2006 4:02:13 GMT -5
Today's Random Kefka Fact:
The Stone Cold Steve Austin character/gimmick is based on a violent incident involving Kefka and a bunch of kids working at McDonalds that continuously fucked up his order. The many large Cokes were replaced with many cans of beer.
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Post by Fickle81 on Feb 17, 2006 2:21:20 GMT -5
Today's Random Kefka Fact:
Kefka quoting you is the equivalent of 5 Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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Post by Fickle81 on Feb 18, 2006 1:10:49 GMT -5
Today's Random Kefka Fact:
Vin Diesel had to take the role in The Pacifier as part of losing a bet with Kefka about how much Baseball sucks ass.
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Post by Fickle81 on Feb 19, 2006 0:02:17 GMT -5
Today's Random Kefka Fact:
If you say Kefka's name 5 times in the mirror,he will come over to your house and bash your head in with a shovel for being stupid enough to believe that shit in Candyman is real.
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Post by Fickle81 on Feb 20, 2006 0:27:43 GMT -5
Today's Random Kefka Fact:
Kefka once got into a verbal debate with Bill O'Reilly,and was successful in making it look like that it was Bill that hated America. Upon making O'Reilly look bad,Kefka then gloated "Enjoy your Kool Aid,BITCH!"
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Post by Fickle81 on Feb 21, 2006 0:03:37 GMT -5
Today's Random Kefka Fact:
Vanilla Ice once made a fake PM and claimed Kefka sent it to him to make Kefka look bad...except everybody knew how full of shit he was. The embarrasment of that retarded,yet hilarious,action forced him to leave his career behind in shame and decend into drug addiction.
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Post by Prozium on Feb 21, 2006 14:19:55 GMT -5
Kefka...these just keep getting worse and worse...
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Post by Fickle81 on Feb 22, 2006 0:17:59 GMT -5
Today's Random Kefka Fact:
Before becoming the creepy bastard on TV,The Burger King stared as the killer in a slasher movie that was written and directed by Kefka. However,the studios refuse to release it to this day,citing that "it is so terrifying that over 70% of the people that watch it would die of a heart attack."
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Post by travis83 on Feb 22, 2006 1:36:39 GMT -5
Kefka...these just keep getting worse and worse... agreed
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Post by Fickle81 on Feb 23, 2006 0:56:42 GMT -5
Today's Random Kefka Fact:
Kefka masturbates on an almost nonstop basis in hopes that god will eradicate the feline species.
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Post by Fickle81 on Feb 24, 2006 0:41:02 GMT -5
Today's Random Kefka Fact:
Kefka helped The Coen Brothers in writting The Big Lebowski. When he didn't get any credit,he quoted them into oblivion.
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Post by Fickle81 on Feb 25, 2006 23:51:38 GMT -5
Today's Random Kefka Fact:
Kefka once tried an experiment of writting a film treatment while shitfaced drunk. This treatment was adapted into a full lengh script which was then adapted into a feature lengh film called The Toxic Avenger.
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Post by Fickle81 on Feb 27, 2006 0:12:42 GMT -5
Today's Random Kefka Fact:
Theres a reason why Dan O'Bannon hasn't directed a film since 1992. After watching Return of the Living Dead for the first time,Kefka demanded that god put a curse on O'Bannon. After lots of persistent quoting,god finally caved and gave Kefka what he wanted.
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