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Post by Fickle81 on Sept 24, 2006 22:41:36 GMT -5
Howdy ho everyone,and welcome to Kefka's 50 Biggest Idiots on The Internet week long Kef Chat event. If you have anything to discuss or contribute reguarding the list,I ask that you please do it here rather than in this list thread. Before we begin,lets delve into my history with the major messageboards mentioned on the countdown: Gametalk:Where the legend of Kefka truly began. This is not only where I learned the ins and outs of messageboard postings...not only the first place where I made a name for myself (particularly via E-Fedding)...but ths is also where I would experience the pleasure of handing idiots their own fallacy encrusted ass. www.gametalk.comCreature Wrestling Federation (CWE):It was at one time one of the most unique E-Feds around (in which I did so well at that I'm in the Hall of Fame),but it was also a haboring place for dipshits and feuds. This is one of the few places where I got along great with the officials and owner of the boards. I'm not providing a link because the original site is no longer active and the old boards require a login and password. Bloody-Disgusting:When my interest in movies reached an all time high,this was the second movie messageboard I ever joined. It would turn out to be the perfect enviornment for me considering all the dipshits I had already dealt with on all the other messageboards I had been to before. However,I was eventually banned for something that pretty much everyone there is guilty of (including the mod(s) doing the banning),which is a hypocricy that has still not been admitted by them to this day. www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/Dreamin Demon:A messageboard that is closely linked with BD,which means there are just as many idiots...or so I thought. The board turned out to have the most idiotic dipshits I've ever had to deal with at one time on a messageboard...and thats saying a lot. www.dreamindemon.com/forums/index.phpKef Chat:This place that was started shortly after I was banned from BD. I had wanted to start my own messageboard for quite a long time to house my personal writtings and my BD banning gave me the perfect opportunity seeing as how I was tired of corrupt hypocritical mods and admins censoring me on how I should post. kefchat.proboards59.com/index.cgiNow that thats out of the way,without further adeu,lets get to it!
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Post by Fickle81 on Sept 24, 2006 22:42:09 GMT -5
#50:slasherman (Bloody Disgusting)Kicking off the countdown of the 50 Biggest Idiots on The Internet,our #50 spot hails from Norway,has an avatar with somebody holding what appears to be a giant bent up condom in stabbing position,who uses some of the lamest insults/comebacks known to man,and honestly thinks threads he creates on a messageboard are his property. kefchat.proboards59.com/index.cgi?board=talk9&action=display&thread=1132791389&page=2#1136435285Now that we've gotten the thread part covered,lets move onto said lame insults/comebacks: Thanks for sharing,fascist... 0/5OWNED! Who didn't know you'd be the mongoloid type to use post count as an insult... Being boring is better than being dumb...which you are...OWNED! 0/5If by any chance you're reading this,I challenge you to actually respond to it without using emoticons...especially not the dreaded eyeroll that you like to overuse. #49:depecheanix (Bloody Disgusting)If the individual at #49 were a certain character from a certain movie,he'd be Donny from The Big Lebowski...the reason being is because both are blatently out of their element boobs who try to get in on something they obviously know little to nothing about in order to fit into whats being talked about...in this individual's case,anytime I'm brought up as the topic of discussion. Granted,he did register an account just 2 months before I was banned,but that doesn't mean he had any room to take sides like a mindless sheep and automatically judge my actions as "sad and pathetic". How do I know this? Simple...he had made little bullshit comments about how sad and pathetic I was LONG BEFORE seeing the thread which caused me to be banned: bloody-disgusting.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-2366.html06-17-2006Now lets take a look at him addressing me MONTHS BEFORE he even read said thread... www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=234993&postcount=6201-17-2006Notice the first part of the statement...thats all the proof I need that he was/is blatently out of his element when it comes to me,but for the sake of argument lets continue... www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=298728&postcount=1260404-02-2006^ was in response to a harmless and fun April Fools joke on my part...everybody else found the correct humour in that but him,who felt the need to fall in line with the other broken records in saying how sad I am and that I "couldn't get over it",dispite the fact that many of these individuals can't go a month without mentioning me in some form...yet I'm the sad and pathetic one...nice deduction,dip-to-the-shit. Instead of calling me sad and pathetic without hesitation to fall in line with the other idiots,maybe you should take a closer more in depth look at some of your fellow board members who namedrop/reference me in a constint basis,not to mention taking a closer more in depth look at why I was banned given the fact that I was singled out over something that had been going on long before I came there and still continues today...but if you wish to continue being an out of your element shitrug,then by all means... #48:visitedbyvoices (Bloody Disgusting)Mr."Theres No Such Thing as a Valid Opinion" himself,#48 on our countdown made the list for saying one of the most blatently stupid things ever put on a messageboard...and the sad part is that he's actually not alone in this belief. First he said,and I quote: Only to then turn around and say,and I quote again: Disreguard the fact that both of these statements contradict themselves for a second...this dicktard actually seriously said that there is no such thing as a valid opinion according to dictionary definition. theskepticexpress.com/I_am_entitled_to_an_opinion.phpRead ^ and tell me theres no such thing as a valid opinion. What makes a valid opinion is that which is based on some kind of fact which is used as evidence to make said opinion valid. www.answers.com/topic/validCombining the word "valid" with "opinion" means that the opinion formed is based on good judgment,reasoning,or evidence...oh and did I mention that the 2 statements this dotard made contradict each other? There IS such a thing as a valid opinion...if your lame idiotic ass is reading this,chow down on my excrement,for you have been throughly destroyed. #47:wyldechyld (Bloody Disgusting)If I already couldn't stand Black Label Society,the crybaby peckerwood at #47 would surely automatically make me hate them even if I had never listened to their music...kinda like the average Slipknot fan. Follow me on this...this nimrod makes some of the most assinine statements reguarding taste,like how much Batman Begins,Wolf Creek,and Suspiria sucks and how Tara Reid can make any movie good solely based on how hot she is. Then,when you continue to call out his pure stupidity and cow manure pile for taste,he eventually gets fed up and lashes back with pure jewels like these: Yes,he HONESTLY and SERIOUSLY tried to use a generous amount of Asian movies in one's DVD collection as a means of insult,like the typical uncultured American swine...moving on... One of those sites wouldn't happen to be Fangoria,would it? ^ is my favorite...I can just picture his face fuming red as he typed that,like he was about to go on some campaign effort to get the individual in question banned. When somebody like me tells somebody like you to kill themselves,it has nothing to with taste at all...it has to do with the fact that your stupidity is so severe and deep that it could cause harm to yourself and others...you taking your own life would mean your stupidity would be gone and not able to potentially damage anything or anyone anymore. And you sure liked to say "it's a message board" a lot. Yea,and? What if you were in a cafe and somebody said any of that to your face? Would your dumbass be like "it's a cafe"? Oh boo hoo...maybe if you didn't say some of the most asstarded things about movies and such,people wouldn't get on you about it. Since you seem to have constint 24/7 PMS,heres something to help you out: And while we're at it,why not dust off an old chestnut with a shampoo recommendation to boot? Now all you need is a lobotomy and some proper film perspective and you should be good to go... #46:CJ_01976 (Bloody Disgusting)The sack of douche at #46 is living breathing proof of why ignore features on messageboards suck ass,especially one on such a confrontational board as BD. Before I get into that though,I have to make mention of the fact that I had my very own encounter with the uesless dildo for those who don't know or may not remember. He and I got into a pissing match over,if I remember correctly,the Snake Plissken/Basketball sequence in Escape From LA. He tried to tell me why Carpenter put that in to wit I responded that I didn't care why he put it in as it was still corny and awful. Anyway,it ended with him saying something to the extent of him not liking my attitude towards him. One of the things I regret was not telling him off right then and there about how I really didn't give a shit if he didn't like my attitude and that it was his attitude that brought on mine,but if my memory serves me correctly,I had bigger fish to fry...however,I still regret not handing him his ass,especially seeing as how much of a spineless cunt he would eventually turn into. Which leads me to the true reason why he made the list of the 50 biggest idiots on the internet. This is a worthless semen rag who likes to put people on his ignore list,only to spout off dipshitted grudge induced remarks at them...this way,because the individual(s) in question are on his ignore list,he won't have to read the rebuttals to his stupid statements and continue to prattle on like the sheltered pussy he is. I've got a question for your cowardly ass...when somebody is on your ignore list,doesn't that mean that you're supposed to be TOTALLY ignoring them? And correct me if I'm wrong,but isn't making confrontational statements towards those on your ignore list not ignoring them at all? I'll save you the strain of your scared little pea brain and answer them for you...the answer to both is yes. You can sure dish it out,but you'll be damned if you'll take it...you just very well may be the king of all cowardly pussies...you and any other worthless shiteater that takes shots at somebody and hides behind the ignore feature...and BTW: Rob Bottin >x10 You
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Post by Fickle81 on Sept 24, 2006 22:43:17 GMT -5
#45:WIL Double (Bloody Disgusting)Are people who watch and are able to understand artistic films,both in plot and visual technique,film geeks and wannabe critics who do so to feel more intelligent than others that don't? Well according to the #45 moron on the list they are,nevermind that these types of films just so happen to entertain them. No see,it's people like ol WIL here that actually make these people feel smarter for understanding and liking these types of movies,not the enjoyment and understanding of said movies themselves. The fact that a braindead dufus like WIL refuses to recognise abstract material as a legitamate artform,which is something that people are taught to do around the middle school area,let alone make accusations towards individuals who are able to comprehend them that their enjoyment and understanding of them is a front to come off as more intelligent only shows what an insecure damp douche rag he is. Lets delve deeper into the pure genius of this potential rival of Stephen Hawking: Oh of course...afterall,thats why I went roughly 15 years back in time to the exact moment where myself at age 10 was about to put in the VHS tape of a movie I had heard nothing about called Evil Dead,that I rented merely because I liked the front cover picture like I did most other movies in those days,and told the 10 year old version of me to love it... Joking aside,if that statement had any truth or validity whatsoever,I would love Crash due to the fact that just about every source on the internet,individual or whole websites,tells me to love it...yet even with said praise in tact,I still thought it was a complete pile of camal droppings...it's called having a mind and taste of my own. N2NOther:WIL Double:If you weren't insecure,you wouldn't have bothered making that bullshit statement about ATOTS being a movie that people like so they can prove how smart they are. Abstract movies such as that are the kind of movies people don't like so they can prove how completely clueless they are. Now what? What if you can come up with something about a film that you've never read anything about? Cause I can surely do that with Mulholland Drive...I must be SUPER smart then...either that,or I actually paid attention in middle school art class in reguards to how to approach and appreciate abstract art...and movies are indeed an artform... Uh oh,you saw something "different"...you're starting to venture outside of your safe area there...I wouldn't go too much further if I were you...you might suffocate,or maybe explode... And I see you love to use the term "film geek" in a lot of your flawless retorts...pardon me for making a stab in the dark,but isn't the mere action of posting about movies on a movie messageboard grounds for being considered a "film geek"? I'm pretty sure it would be to those that don't share the same interest in film as you and every other member of that board. Excellent work in sounding like a condescending,yet hypocritical blowtard... I guess I can't expect much from somebody who has a quote from one of the members of the B-52s in their signature... #44:Nemesis2004 (Bloody Disgusting)I'm quite certain that many who have dealt with the worthless piece of shit at #44 would feel that he should be higher up on the list. If I had my own interactions with him and if he were still around,he probably would be. Why do so many people see him as the worthless piece of shit he is? Simple...with comments like this: And this: It's really no wonder why he's considered a racist piece of shit. Pretty much every rant of his involved all white southerners (not some,ALL) being unintelligent racist devils. I find 2 things funny about this: #1:The fact that a generalisation making racist constintly bitches and complains about racism. #2:The fact that he's only 50% black,yet seems to make it his obligation to speak up for all the crimes that have been committed against the black race by white over over hundreds of years. Eventually his hypocritical racist bullshit caught up with him and he was banned for racism...how ironic...somebody who was so against racism to the point of being racist himself being banned for racism...what a topsy turvy world we live in... #43:mardigian (Bloody Disgusting)Coming in at #43,mardigian is the first of what will be a trend on this countdown...individuals who I was once cool with,but showed me their true colors right when or shortly after I was banned form BD. mardigian is one that likes to occationally comment about how sad and pathetic I am for bitching about my falling out with BD,which is yet another trend on this countdown (although it already started with depecheanix). Like all the individuals before and after him on this countdown,mardigian doesn't seem to realise that saying these things about me on a board I'm banned from is,in a sense opposite end of the spectrum wise,bitching about my falling out with BD...which by his own logic,must make him sad and pathetic for doing so. He ALSO commented on how much of a bitch I looked like for posting again during the time after the BD boards crashed and all banned members could post again. Rather than once again make a rebuttle on this,I'll just go ahead and link to the rebuttle I already made months ago... kefchat.proboards59.com/index.cgi?board=talk9&action=display&thread=1125802428&page=13#1137708862However,UNLIKE the other individuals on the countdown that repeat this tired and hypocritical pattern,mardigian has something all his own:His stupid banter about my "fake/cheap plastic sword",which is a reference to the hilarious GIF I made of myself swinging a sword in front of a webcam. Once again,rather than debunk this once again,I'll simply point you in the direction of the response I made months ago that debunks said bullshit: kefchat.proboards59.com/index.cgi?board=talk9&action=display&thread=1125802428&page=13#1137711830Finally,to truly solidify how much of an idiot mardigian is,I have to recall the time he posted a response in a thread where somebody asked what movies would be showing at the 2006 Fantasia Film Festival: I see that mard has an account on this board that he's never used,probably due to the fact that he's too much of a pussy to acknowledge his own stupidity. Well,I'll bet it gets used now. The "miserable little" prosecution rests... #42:Mike Austin AKA Retro Despair (GTWF/Gametalk and CWE)Thankfully,the wankwad at #42 hasn't been heard from since circa 2002,but that still doesn't mean he won't be recognised on the countdown for his idiocy. I got the displeasure of having my first interaction with him when I had come back to the SYM (Shut Your Mouth) forum,then the forum where all E-Fed stuff was done on Gametalk,to visit since I had retired from Fedding there (at least temporarally). This guy named Mike Austin was pissing all the fed members off by constintly jumping said people's characters for no earthly reason or purpose and it was obvious that he had no earthly clue as to the inner workings of the game,such as pre planned works,as his attacking would interfere with the storylines people were setting up. I simply make an out of character post,asking people I knew there what the good word was. Eventhough I stated in my post that I was not an active wrestler there and was just conducting a friendly visit,Austin decides to write out a backstage attack on my character. At this point I was thinking to myself "Is this asswipe for real?" Since I was more forgiving then than I am now,I gave the kid the benifit of the doubt and made another post that was directed towards him...stating once again that I wasn't playing,therefore his attack didn't count or mean anything to my character,and that he was wasting his time. What does the shithole do? He once again attacks my character. At this point,I came to the conclusion that the dumbass needed to be taught a lesson as to who he was dealing with (the undisputed KING of backstage character attacks),so I unleashed hell upon him. He tried all sorts of tricks that I guarantee were defecated out his ass right on the spot (my favorite being that he all the sudden had a 100+ member Yakuza army)...all of them failed,mostly due to the fact that because I was currently playing in the CWE,my character was a supernatural/immortal one that could pretty much overcome anything. When all was said and done,I pummeled him into oblivion and ended his "career" as far as fedding on Gametalk. Due to this I suspect he harbored a grudge against me and followed me to the CWE,where he doned the moniker of Retro Despair,to continue his feud with me that although was written as if it were a work,I guarantee it wasn't. Since either the dipshit didn't learn his lesson the first time or perhaps maybe he was a masochist,I once again instructed him as to who he was dealing with...but this time,I had the help of my fellow members of the faction I was then leading known as Extreme Empire Wrestling (EEW). Just like what happened on Gametalk,Retro was pretty much squashed like a grape. Thankfully this time it sank in,and he moved on to rival CWE promotion CCW (partially due to the CCW scout Tiger). His CCW career didn't last long though,as he quickly faded away into obscurity. I guess I had made fedding unfun for him...and yet he has nobody to blame but himself and his own willful ignorance as to how to actually fed properly. #41:John Doe Se7en (Bloody Disgusting)Capping off the first segment of the 50 Biggest Idiots on The Internet is an individual who takes stubborness to absolutly ridiculous levels. The people that constintly complain about my overly stubborn ways obviously don't know what true stubborness is. His steadfast defense of at times blatently dumb positions on movies I could handle...I could even stomach his moot bitching about N2N picking the fake Razor Ramon in the wrestling draft...but the final straw came when he tried to correct the grammar of an individual he was arguing with...in particular,saying the person should have used the word "their" rather than "there"...and dispite being flat out and totally wrong,he STILL stubbornly argued that his correction was correct. Tool Shed:John Doe Se7en:Eventually,he FINALLY admitted his fuck up. He would probably reguard this as a common mistake on his part...yea it's a common mistake...for a 4th grader... Then as if THAT wasn't enough,he tried to deny proven historical facts about Hitler that contradicted his own use of calling somebody Hitler: N2NOther:I am a HORROR movie!!!:Before I continue,I'd like to tell IAAHM,if he's reading,to stop being a meddlesome treehugging douche when it comes to N2N or anybody else insulting somebody,as this isn't the first occation you obligated yourself to make such a useless fight starting comment to try to stop fights...anyway,returning to our regularly schedualed reaming already in progress... John Doe Se7en:N2NOther:John Doe Se7en:This is where the contradiction began...he refered to N2NOther as "Hitler" based on the fact that he always rags on people for "not having the same good taste in music that he does". Otheres having the same taste in music as him are considered "like minded people" in reguards to him...THEN when N2N says he doesn't want like minded people to rule the world unlike Hitler,John tries to say that he's wrong for saying Hitler wanted such a thing eventhough he called N2N Hitler for that very reason...but wait,it gets even better... N2NOther:John Doe Se7en:Read books? Ok,how bout a little book called Mein Kampf which was written BY Hitler himself.www.answers.com/topic/mein-kampfOk...so in this book written BY Hitler himself,he stated that he thought the Aryans,a group of LIKE MINDED PEOPLE that he felt were superior enough to call the "master race",were being kept from taking their rightful place as rulers of the world. I'm curious John,did you drop out of school before reaching the 11th grade? Believe it or not,it gets even better... I guess the most famous and well known book written BY Hitler himself didn't make the list of books you've read on him... And I know you're full of shit...not think...know. N2NOther:Funny...I looked it up on my computer and found out YOU were wrong...in fact,I knew YOU were wrong before I even looked anything up...and didn't you say to NOT look at computer indexes,yet then said that looking him up on a computer would prove you right? Jesus Christ... N2NOther:John Doe Se7en:Well we already covered #1 with Mein Kampf...as for the individual you claim to know that met him... N2NOther:John...if stupidity were water,not only would you have drowned,but your body would have been crushed by the overwhelming weight of all that water. You're so full of shit,but the sad part is that you refuse to recognise or admit it. Game Over...
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Post by Fickle81 on Sept 24, 2006 22:45:05 GMT -5
#40:Zero86 (Bloody Disgusting)Kicking off the second segment of the 50 Biggest Idiots on The Internet is a little pubescent cock toker that has terrible taste in music (one of his favorite bands was and may very well be Blink 182),an even worse grasp on how to be witty,and rarely posts anything that contributes to what he's posting about. Back when I was on BD,I posted a picture of myself in their self picture thread. Ever since then he decided to refer to me a Jesus look alike as a means of insult because of my long hair...tell ya what? We'll get back to that. One day when myself and others were conversing about WWE stuff in the wrestling thread,the great contributor made this brillient and truly original assertion: When I,and a few others,brought the fact that most if not all of the individuals in the thread already knew this and that TV shows (which is what wrestling is) and movies were "fake" by that same rationale to his attention,he dug deep into the depths of his superior intellect and addressed me with the following: Is that a fact? Well,I wouldn't hesitate to drive the claw end of a hammer into your face for being such an ignoramus,let alone even attempting to "crucify me." Let me see if I understand this correctly...you actually think refering to me as a "Jesus lookin motherfucker" is remotly witty,let alone insulting? You had a few better options than that at your disposal...such as that diarrhea music making shitface Bo Bice, Cousin It...hell if my hair was like it was a few years back,you could have even joined the ranks of several friends of mine and other peers by saying I looked like Shaggy from Scooby Doo...yet you come up with with a religious prophet thats loved and worshipped by billions all over the world? Or could it be that due to your barely developed intellect and your attempt to be cool and rebellious,you denounce religion and therefore see it as a useable clever insult to associate someone such as myself with the prophet of argubly the most popular religion on Earth? Either way,it doesn't make a difference...all it shows is that it's no wonder why myself and others see you as a complete retard... You're surprised that I bitch when I have to deal with the idiocy of dotards such as yourself,whom I'm surprised have the mental capacity to keep from shitting yourselfs,on a daily basis? Food for thought...if willfully mentally handicapped shiteaters such as yourself kept your stupid shit to yourselves,or just flat out didn't exist,I wouldn't have all that much to bitch about. You want me to stop bitching? Than stop being complete stupid asses. Since I don't think you can do it,you can just kindly know your role and shut the twat up about my constint bitching... #39:Powerman (CWE)Mike Austin/Retro Dispair wasn't the only shitface I had to teach a lesson to fedding wise,and just like Mike Austin/Retro Dispair,the tampon at #39 had no earthly idea about how to properly play the E-Fedding game. He did many things to piss off the members of the CWE roster including,but surely not limited to,godmodding (which is not selling vicious attacks done onto his character) and placing characters wherever he wanted without their consent. So during my final CWE run,I decided to teach the fucktard a lesson to put him in check. To give him a taste of his own medicine,I put his character through Saw-like deathtraps without his consent. Not surprisingly,he didn't sell any of them,got pissed that I was doing that to his character without talking to him first,and even tried to "hunt me down" in a similar way that Mike Austin/Retro Dispair did. In my RPs reguarding him with my deathtraps,I hinted at the fact that my attacks on him were not a work and that he needed to learn what it felt like to taste his owm medicine. From what I was told,after my final deathtrap on him that involved the ring he was in,that was wired to explode if he tried to leave,rising to the ceiling of the arena where he would be crushed by spikes,he even pitched a bitch about me either on the fed's OOC board or to people on AIM,but at that point I had decided to retire for good since I was tired of the game. Unfortunatly,I didn't get to read any of his bitching,but it surely would have been hypocritical coming from him seeing as how what I did to him was no different than what he did to others. In other words,he didn't like to be on the receiving end of his own bullshit,which is all I really set out to prove. #38:LIVING DEAD_GIRL (Bloody Disgusting)The stupidity of the dumb bitch at #38 was truly a spectacle to behold. She acted like such a bratty premadonna diva that you just wanted to find a way to reach through the monitor to where she was and pimp smack her to the point of excessive bleeding. The Ghoulies obsessed dumb bitch would do things such as edit one's quotes to make them look bad (ameteurish at best),have all caps outbursts,contradict herself constintly (she said that sports suck,yet she played Tennis),and best of all say fuck you to somebody merely for "questioning her" when she needed to be questioned...yet she steadfastly and aggresively continued to say she wasn't stupid: Really? Ok...lets see if we can find anything in her post history that proves she's dumb,shall we? www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=136356&postcount=1830www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=136378&postcount=1832^ one is one of my favorites... www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=136395&postcount=4www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=136419&postcount=91www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=136948&postcount=1847www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=136955&postcount=1849www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=136981&postcount=1851www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=137030&postcount=1866www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=137033&postcount=1869www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=137069&postcount=39Notice that when she intially said "SPORTS SUCK BIG TIME",she made absolutly no distinction between watching them and playing them like she thought she did... www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=137095&postcount=44www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=137105&postcount=48Oh yea,I forgot to mention that not only are her outbursts in all caps,but sometimes they're in RIDICULOUS BIG SIZES LIKE THIS!www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=137106&postcount=49www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=137335&postcount=86www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=137346&postcount=92www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=137359&postcount=101www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=137368&postcount=110www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=137375&postcount=116www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=137380&postcount=118www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=137396&postcount=128Calling said individuals dumb shits isn't ignoring them... www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=139957&postcount=1918www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=139961&postcount=1920Damn,so much for not finding any proof in her post history that she's stupid. Naturally,she was eventually banned for her pure dipshittedness,but came back a year later after the boards crashed and was allowed to use her old name. Correct me if I'm wrong,but aren't banned members supposed to STAY banned? Tell ya what? We'll get back to that at a later point on the countdown... #37:Ichi (Bloody Disgusting)Dropping in at #37 is a French-Canadian pile of crap that exemplifies just about every French stereotype,yet constintly refers to the mocking of his heritage as "ignorant" My experience with the douche stemed from a cliche and typical jab on wrestling and those that like it,by claiming it was "gay". When handed the verbal smackdown about it,he continued to maintain that he was only joking...he even went so far as to send me a PM to tell me this. But the thing is I knew he was full of shit (and later found something he said about wrestling that confirmed it). He meant every word and just used that "joking" retort as a means of not having to experience shit for it. Thankfully I'm not the only one that recognised this... kiddcapone:Ichi would go on to take a self imposed exile,only to occationally pop back up. He hasn't been seen for roughly 3 months,and I surely hope this absence continues. #36:I Am Legend (Bloody Disgusting,Dreamin Demon,and Kef Chat)While I respect the #36 entry on the list for recognising and bringing to light all the hypocritical bullshit on the BD mod's and member's parts (including the hypocricy that got my banned),he's still guilty of enough stupidity to warrent a spot on the countdown. His first offense was getting into an argument with me about the Dawn of the Dead remake on BD. When it was apparent that I had it won,he conceded to a lot of it and admitted that he was actually arguing with me while drunk. Why anybody would argue while their sense are impared is beyond me,but I let it slide in good faith. Then came his second offense,which was at DD. He claimed that a definition about what a plot hole was that I quoted from N2NOther was taken from Wikipedia without proving it with a source...he then tried to use Wikipedia,which is an online encyclopedia that anybody can edit,to explain to me what a remake was to disprove that The Thing was an adaptation rather than a remake. When I brought up the fact that Wikipedia can't be trusted as a reliable source due to anybody being able to edit it AND provided him with the definition of what an adaptation is,which proved that The Thing was indeed an adaptation rather than a remake,he kindly shutted the hell up...until about 5 days later,where he suddenly contributed to yet another argument that myself and swivel were having,claiming to have owned me on the argument on whether The Thing was a remake or adaptation. Apparently somebody forgot to tell Legend that you don't win an argument by shutting up after somebody makes a retort that debunks the response you claim made you win the argument...but we'll expound on that a little more in a minute. The third and most recent offense occured on here when,offended by my truthful indication that the Israeli government are some of the biggest terrorists around like the typical brainwashed American (even worse,former US military serviceman),made a post on my board (that just so happened to become the 50 Biggest Idiots discussion thread): While he had a point about David Duke,eventhough the sources Duke used weren't in any way affiliated with his own personal racist beliefs,his steadfast denial of such common knowledge that Israel uses blatent terrorist tactics is absolutly amazing in the worst possible way. I'm sure his initial reaction was that I was defending the actions of Palestine/extremist Muslims,when not only did I do nothing of the kind,but even pointed out that they're terrorists as well by the definition of what terrorism is...as is Israel. He and I continued to argue back and forth on the matter which included him arguing a moot point that I conceded to long before he stopped arguing it (the David Duke being a racist and anti semite point),typical bigotry towards Islam as being a terrorist religion,not listing sources on anything he claimed other than the moot David Duke point he continued to argue after I had already used other sources besides him,bringing women and lack of girlfriends into the argument,proving to be against freedom of speech by threatening to kick a flag burner's ass,and threatening physical harm to yours truly to name a few. But my favorite quick in his argument was his rebuttal to my assertion that he went quiet after I proved that his point about The Thing being a remake was false: Again,you don't win an argument with somebody by shutting up after the person you're arguing with says something that demolishes your entire argument...thats condiered a loss,not a win...just like he lost the argument on whether or not Israel are terrorists,but I'm sure he considers it a win just because he stopped posting...maybe from now on when I'm in an argument,I can win and negate every single factual statement/source the person arguing with provides (those individuals are few and far between) by simply not posting anymore...man,why didn't I think of that? Legend...if you STILL don't believe Israel is a terrorist nation,I suggest that you watch Munich. While the story of the movie is fictional (except for the part about the Black September incident in 1972),the tactics used by the Jewish group lead by Avner (Eric Bana),which includes the use of a stealthfully placed bomb in one's telephone,are real tactics that Israel has been known to use. If said tactics aren't blatent acts of terrorism,then there really is no such thing as terrorism to begin with. But of course,you not responding to that automatically means you've won the argument before it has even started,right?
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Post by Fickle81 on Sept 24, 2006 22:47:40 GMT -5
#35:pathetic (Kef Chat)The #35 spot on our countdown may very well be somebody who was already mentioned on here or will be mentioned. If thats the case,they're dumb enough to have 2 spots on the countdown. pathetic was a little insignificant shit spec that thought he was gonna come in here and put me in my place. Little did he know that his ramblings were that of which I've already dealt with before. In fact,I even humorously refered to him as WhiteZombie as his typing style and bullshit ramblings about how I was his pet were identical to WZ. After I easily handed him his ass on a silver platter with dressing and candied yams,he tried to accuse me of lying about the life and friends I have. When I showed him a picture as proof,which he intially disreguarded until I posted more things as evidence,he ended up resorting to blatent nonsensical lying...THIS being my favorite: I asked him to... Kefka:And heres what I got: pathetic:His screen name is quite accurate,as his attempts at being witty and backing up what he says are absolutly pathetic...like he didn't even remotly try...he could have at least put those pictures on an easy to get image hosting account rather than hotlinking them from other sites...apparently that was too complicated for him...oh well,his loss my gain. He would continue to show his blatent stupidity,but I feel I've shown enough as far as he's concerned. #34:Tiger (CWE)It's unfortunate that the asscracker at #34 doesn't and most likely will never know about my own documentations of his whiney underhanded bullshit,from both my long gone Hall of Shame board and this board,particularly this countdown. I got my first experience with the no good bastard during my early days of the CWE. He had written an RP that was pretty much a blatent open challenge...and I answered it with a character attack (which is perfectly legal with open challenges),as my character and EEW faction were especially aggressive. After the attack,he basically whined and complained that I had ruined something he was setting up. Seeing as how there was no indication that the storyline was closed and only meant for specific people,I found his complaint to be groundless. Dispite this,my character attack was removed at my proposal because I really didn't want to hear anymore of his whining. Even after this,he has the gall to lecture me over AIM about the rules of E-Fedding. I bit my tongue at the time,but in retrospect I wanted to inform him that I was well aware of the rules of E-Fedding,as I had been E-Fedding for over 6 months before coming to the CWE,and in those over 6 months accomplished more than he would in his entire career. For the rest of the time I interacted with him,mostly from AIM chatrooms for CWE members to converse,he was a complete dick to me due to me interfering in his precious preplanned storyline that he made no indication of whatsoever in the open challenge he made,which you must do as part of the rules he lectured me on. However,his day soon came and he got his. He was caught red handed with acting as an undercover scout for then bitter rival promotion CCW (he convinced Retro Despair,in private,to leave CWE for CCW),and was banned because of it. Almost 2 years or so later,give or take a year,I get wind that he IMed (or E-Mailed,not completely sure) one of the top CWE officials and a good friend of mine,pratically begging to come back. It was at this moment that I missed my chance for the individual in question to link Tiger to my Hall of Shame entry about him...but it's not like it matters now,because the prick has since disappeared completely into obscurity where he belongs. #33:Loki Dewitt AKA Y2Karnage (CWE)Of all the dipshits on this countdown,none may be as crooked or as much of a blatent liar as the cocksucker at #33. To think that at first I was friendly with him,as he and I would shoot the shit over AIM and talk shop about storyline angles for the CWE E-Fed promotion that we were both a part of. He promissed me that he'd drop the Intercontinental title to me once his STF (Storyline Time Frame) was up on it. Then when it came time to drop it,he suddenly disappeared,making it so he could hold onto the belt longer. He claimed some absolutly pathetic and transparent excuses,such as his computer dying...then right after he got it fixed,a hurricane came in and destroyed his house. These excuses were bullshit for 2 reasons: #1:I found out during this time that he had made the same promise about dropping the IC title to several others that he made to me. #2:During the time that he apparently didn't have access to the internet,he had made SEVERAL updates and apperances on HIS OWN 82nd rate Geocities hosted E-Fed. Because it was revealed that he was full of shit,he was litterally stripped of the IC title by then owner/promotor DARKSPADE. Shortly thereafter,I made an entry about Loki's lying and greedy bullshit on my Hall of Shame board. He got wind of this and tried to confront me about it via AIM,making all sorts of threats,to wit caused me to block him...except he immediatly got on another screen name and proceeded to continue to cuss me out and threaten me,to wit he was once again blocked AND reported. Eventually even another huge dumbass that I was in constint conflict with,Dr.Knockboot,saw through his lying bullshit after laying on lavish praise of him that bordered oral sex simply because I didn't like him. When a huge dipshit like that calls you out for being a lying sack of shit,it MUST be bad. #32:kiddcapone (Bloody Disgusting)Falling in at #32 is a belidgerant and whiny piece of fat amphibian shit. Heres an individual who openly admits to cheating on his girlfriend/fiance (he better pray she doesn't decide to check up on what you're posting there and reads that)...an individual who rags on people for collecting Magic The Gathering cars as being "nerds that live in their parents basement",when he collects all sorts of movie memorabilia (which may include action figures)...an individualwho admits to throwing his remote control across the room like a baby throwing a fit when his favorite sports team is losing...an individual who pretty much types the same retort over and over (which includes such classics as "blah blah blah","I'm not gonna read all that",and something to the extent of living in your parent's attic),yet accuses others of "being a broken record"...and most hilarious of all,often drives home drunk while intoxicated and complains about the fines against drunk driving being a money making scam rather than take responsibility for his own actions... He also likes to moan like a bitch whenever people "gang up on him" during a confrontation HE started. I remember on one occation that he finally decided he'd had enough and that he was gonna leave the site and not come back. Guess what? That perminent leave of absence didn't even last a month...which would make him a pussy who doesn't have the nads to follow through with his own actions. I also love his pattern by constintly saying that he "always only responds once and moves on",only to respond WAY more than once AND even constintly interjects himself into conflicts that don't concern him...which would make him a lying hypocrite as well. He believes himself to be something special because he has been on BD since the beginning,came up with the "draft" concept on BD (a concept that in reality wasn't anything new to messsageboards in general),and because he has a high paying job working for the military...not taking into account that nobody really gives a fuck about any of that. And did I mention his taste and perception in movies is utterly deplorable? Pretty much every movie he loves is a horror movie from the 80s,particularly 3rd rate slasher films such as My Bloody Valentine. He is 100% convinced that no horror movie should have a PG-13 rating...yet he LOVES The Ring,which is rated PG-13. Hypocritical,whiney,condescending,and just downright dumb...lets all hope that this tub of lard gets diabetes and croaks...that way,he won't be able to spout off anymore of his dumbassery. #31:GhoulishGal (Bloody Disgusting and queenbmovies)The skank that concludes the second part of the 50 Biggest Idiots on The Internet countdown truly gives feminists a bad name...even worse than the one they already had. She seemed to begin her BD stay on the right foot,but a joke about women suddenly made her snap and turned her into a complete dumbass. She even went so far as to threaten people over the internet,by demanding they give their phone numbers/addresses,so she could kick their ass: Naturally,her butch wannabe ass was banned for threatening people,only for her to start her own board...this is the part where irony set in... From her rules and posting guidelines post: Oh man...so many contradictions and stupidity in this... #1:She talks about the stupidity that comes from "high post ego"...that would be fine if it didn't contradict a previous statement she had made: www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=359347&postcount=77But then I shouldn't be surprised,because she had already contradicted it before: www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=359408&postcount=11#2:Apparently the bitch isn't atune to the concept that respect for you has to be earned no matter what anybody's post count is...and she sure as fuck wasn't earning anybody's respect by threatening to kick their ass. #3:She didn't willingly leave jack shit...she was banned. #4:She claims that she wanted to make a forum where those wouldn't be attacked...this contradicts a certain utterly ridiculous and facist rule of her board: Banned for saying any bad thing about Elvira...I'm pretty sure being banned is considered an attack. Finally,we have the grossest example of hypocricy on her part: So she demands that nobody do on her forum what she herself did to get banned from one? Brillient. To really drive the point that she is a moronic bitch home,I registered an account there and put her in her place: I knew these screenshots would come in handy,seeing as how I knew I would be banned near immediatly...what I didn't expect,at least right away,is that they came in extra handy seeing as how her forum didn't even last 6 months. I guess she couldn't take the fact that most of the members she had were only there to point out her own hypocritical feminist bitchiness to her.
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Post by Fickle81 on Sept 24, 2006 22:50:04 GMT -5
#30:kweepy (Bloody Disgusting)
Kicking off the 3rd block of the 50 Biggest Idiots on The Internet is a true definition of a pathetic tosser.
During my final all out brawl with Ite and then mod Tyger,this dipshitted fucknards decides to interject himself into that which did not involve him with the following:
Heres the irony of this dipshitted outburst...he was getting on me over partaking in flame wars,particularly one that he THOUGHT had died (anybody that knows me knows that said wars involving me don't die till I say they do),yet said dipshitted outburst above is bait to potentially start a flame war,therefore partaking in said flame war that he was unloading on ME for partaking in. Bang up job at being a moron.
When I reply with said pointing out of irony,he makes assumptions that I'm a nerd that does nothing but play World of Warcraft and watches Star Trek. This would be a valid assumption if it weren't for the fact that I don't like Star Trek and have never played a single MMORPG,let alone a full on computer game since Doom 2 for my old computer.
He follows that my rebuttal to that with perhaps the most tired and cliche insult of them all...
I once again make a rebuttal to this and put the cocklicker firmly in his place...not only does he once again insult me for watching wrestling (he refers to it as "gay" this time),he also accuses me of being gay for saying a common word such as "nay" in a sentence...
And yet somehow,I'M the trailer trash? I guess the millions of people who watch wrestling and use the word nay MUST be of the homosexual persuation? Thanfully this pathetic excuse for a body fat vessel hasn't been heard from since September of last year...oh yea,and he has a Zoolander avatar if that tells you anything...
#29:Beautiful_Torment (Dreamin Demon)
The cuntbag at #29 was one of the many butthurt dipshits over at The Dreamin Demon that didn't take kindly to the truth being revealed that they're fucking stupid.
When I first came to Dreamin Demon,seeing as how I knew how tightly knit is was with BD,I decided to pull off a couple of pre emtive strikes and address certain idiocies that I had dealt with on BD. It was at that moment that BT came in and accused me of making people walk on eggshells around me,when that wasn't at all what I was doing. After specifying this,I'm asked by swivel to display a taste of what exactly makes me so special (IE not a dumbass). Once thats done,BT once again pipes in like a worthless selective reading smartass and asks what my response was supposed to be a taste of. In my retort,I reference BT back to swivel's enquiring of a taste of what makes me special (or how he put it,brillient) while still maintaining my politeness in reguards to BT. BT's retort to that is that it was trivial ramblings on my part and accused me of having too much time on my hands. My patience with BT was wearing thin at this point,but I kept my composure and reminded BT that stupidity is never trivial,which included a layer of unseen depth that basically meant that pretty much all postings on a messageboard are considered trivial,while informing BT that I have many obligations and that because I was good at time management,I was still able to bust chops.
Shortly thereafter,swivel and I get into our first of several heated arguments. Eventually,BT interjects by replying to one of swivel's dumbass response to me with the following:
It's at this point that I've finally given into the fact that BT is a complete moron,and I came back with this:
Kefka:
As a retort,BT accused me of often speaking in hyperbole. It was obvious,based on all of my replys there thus far,that BT had no earthly idea of what hyperbole actually meant,so I decided an education was in order.
Kefka:
Needless to say,I never got the example(s) I asked for,but it was at this point that BT decided to angerly fire back:
Beautiful_Torment:
Yep...not only did I not get that example I asked for,which proved BT was full of shit,but I get the ever so predictable "nerd" comment along with an accusation of being an "internet bully",which is a juxtaposition because it's scientifically impossible to bully somebody over the internet.
Notice that BT said "I'm pretty much done here"? Well BT was...temporarally anyway...
Thats what was written by BT in one of 3 threads swivel made dedicated to me. It was at this point I pointed out BT own statement that BT was done with me along with my "done my ass" statement to show that BT was a hypocrite.
Finally,BT,along with relsh,made the claim that I was a broken record. At this point I gave examples to show that swivel was far more of a broken record than I was and that both BT and relsh were biast assbags.
And thats BT's tale of idiocy and why BT is on this list...and in case you're wonder why I keep refering to BT as BT,it's because I'm not entirely sure if BT is male or female...and even if BT is female,BT sure doesn't deserve to be refered to as one...
#28:Slasher Freak (Bloody Disgusting)
If there was ever somebody in dire need of a severe beating,it's the diva bitch at #28...not because he is a homosexual,but because he gives other homosexuals a bad name.
Not only does he come up with the lamest insults known to man (such as N2Nancy and Nosy Michelle)...not only does he often type in run on sentences...not only does the douche post spoilers without any warnings...but to top it all off,his taste in movies can be comparable to that of a shit covered latrine. It's as if he bathes his whole inner being in shit.
Just like some other whiney bitches on the board in question,he likes to interject himself and comment on all the fighting going on on the board,which is the board's bread and butter,not realising that he's taking part in the fighting he's ridiculing...
As for the bad taste...well...see for yourself...
How could anyone with any sense of movie taste at all rate a by the numbers fluff slasher movie with a WWE wrestler staring in it as better than a timeless and utterly amazing horror classic which is a cornerstone of said genre? Let me guess...it was too boring,old,and black and white movies suck,right? And the sad part is that he honestly doesn't understand how he has shit taste in movies.
But I'm sure if he reads this he'll come up with a clever insulting nickname for me in his typical fashion...probably something along the lines of "Kefkrap" or "Kefkrab" or something stupidly lame like that. Ya know,something I've always wanted to know...is SF the type of homosexual that pounds ass or takes it up the ass? With the kind of feminine diva outbursts he has,I'm guessing the latter.
#27:The Hitman (GTWF/Gametalk)
Sliding in at #27 is a psychotic little Australian (the first of a few bad experiences with Australians) bitch that surprisingly I was friends with at one time.
Eventhough he would constintly get into conflict with others for lying about being a 10 time World champion back when the E-Fed was in the Smackdown Just Bring It (JBI) forum,we still talked many times over AIM. Eventually however,he began to wear on my last nerve. The breaking point was when he impersonated his little 4 year old cousin to start a fight with me,only for me to retort so strongly that it "made him cry". Then he tried to impersonate the kid's father and actually threatened to sue me for making his kid cry. I wasn't buying it for a second as I knew it was Hitman and it became apparent that the kid had some severe personality disorder.
Another thing that he did that rapidly got on my nerves (and the nerves of a good friend of mine) was that he would start insulting you as a means of playfully screwing around,but then when you playfully insult him back,he would get extremely pissed off then rant and rave at you to the point where you pratically have no choice but to block him. This and the incident above inspired me to utterly humiliate him on GTWF.
I started posting scenes with Hitman in them,using the user name of "11-5-6-11-1" (which was a blatent clue about my identity),that made him look like a disgusting sack of loser. He,of course,got extremely pissed off over this to the point where he asked his mod buddy High_Flying_Dude (HFD) to look into who was posting them only to find out it was me...apparently the screen name I used wasn't a blatent slap in the face. He then demanded me in a match,making it look like a work,although I knew it really wasn't because he had no concept of what a work really was as he was one to litterally take fedding seriously (IE a fed work feud with somebody was a real feud to him). Not only did I say no,but I answered it with an absolutly barbaric character attack that would put him out of comission that he had no choice but to sell.
Did the nutjob learn his lesson? Hardly. When I made the move to the CWE,bringing lots of people with me,he was one that followed me there. His whiney mentally ill antics continued there,thinking he was owed something due to his fabricated fed achievements. When basically told to shut the fuck up,he became so offended that he hotlinked one of the music files belonging to CWE owner DARKSPADE,which lead to his banning from the CWE.
Shitman...er I mean Hitman has been on my AIM block list for at least a few years now,and last I heard from the good friend of mine that recently blocked him from his AIM for good,Hitman hasn't changed one bit. He's still the same psychotic desperate for attention loser he was and most likely always will be.
#26:What 3:16 (GTWF/Gametalk)
At one point in time,none was more willfully dilusional or annoying than the #26 spot on our countdown.
When I first came to JBI,promotion ownership was 50/50 between Hardkore and Hombre (later to be known as Nombre). However every once in awhile,in comes this worthless insignificant spec of feces known as What 3:16 who constintly claimed ownership of the fed even when everybody that knew he was full of shit provided proof that said he wasn't.
On top of this,the Stone Cold Steve Austin wannabe shitburger was an absolutly talentless hack who created his own title belts just so he could give them to himself in an attempt to "make history",and of course when the title belts wouldn't be recognised by the real owners as legite,he would once again claim that he was the real fed owner and that they were.
Eventually the new age GTWF owner Razor Ramon fired his ass for insobordination,which left him to create his own shitty ass fed called "The What Shot". This fed was terribly designed and due to What's unpopularity,had barely any registered members...except the ones (me included) that registered accounts to spam raid and cluster bomb the boards. Due to this fact,he shut down The What Show,perminently ending his pathetic excuse for a career.
What 3:16,like most every other dipshit in e-fedding,rightfully faded into obsucrity,never to be heard from or seen again.
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Post by Fickle81 on Sept 24, 2006 22:50:52 GMT -5
#25:Dreamkiller666 (Bloody Disgusting)Well we've reached the halfway point of the countdown of the 50 Biggest Idiots on The Internet. We begin the second half with a completely closed minded,idiotic,probably pubescent (at least mentally),metalhead retard. I say he's a closed minded metalhead because he pretty much reguards metal music as the only good music there is. Early on in my time on BD,I got into several confrontations with the dipshit which I can no longer find. I was actually one of the first to call him on his dipshittedness,but there would eventually be others as his dipshittedness would get him into trouble. During an argument with one SirStoneyOfBow,DK666 used the popular racist deragatory word "coon". When he was called out for it (and almost banned because of it),he had this to say: Followed by this: Good fucking job...you used a word you had absolutly no idea of the meaning of,yet called the individual that called you on it a moron while claiming ignorance? That is some truly pathetic shit right there. And you wondered why I implored you to get a vasectomy or just flat out kill yourself? #24:Frank_bunny (Bloody Disgusting)For some reason,the worthless fatbody at #24 likes to take shots at me from the safety of BD...yet he's never interacted with me once (unless,he's really an alter ego of Mr. Mood Swing,which wouldn't surprise me because their post style and content are near identical). Whenever he isn't making completely worthless threads that he's been warned repeatedly not to make (which is pretty much all the time...usually they involve Down Syndrome like ramblings about an "80s truck"),the 15 year old fucktard constintly namedrops yours truly as if he knows all about me,yet hasn't interacted with me once. YOUR fallen asshole? Again,you've not interacted with me one time you fat bastard. How could I be YOUR fallen asshole if you never got a chance to experience me being an asshole to you directly? Try 38 blowhard...only 3 of those were linked to it and don't fall into the catagory of those who joined by either word of mouth or past experience with me... Oh my dear fatbodied 15 year old...he who takes shots at somebody from the comfort of a board said person is banned from has no room whatsoever calling said person a pussy...and for how strongly you apparently feel about me,I surely don't see your fatass registered on these boards to tell me these things directly. But of course,you're too busy posting pictures of and talking about certain female classmates you like that may very well turn into potential stalking victims. #23:Olde GTWF Anti CWE/Kefka Committee (GTWF/Gametalk)Before I get into the history between myself and the entire group that comprises the #23 entry on our countdown,I have to put in a disclaimer:Eventhough all of the reasons I am about to list as to why I put these people on this list is considered water under the bridge on both sides,they still deserve to be on the list for causing one of my biggest times of conflict with a mass group of people in my 5 or so years of raising hell on the internet (it has only been trumped by my history of bad blood with BD and several of its members),so therefore it still needs to be addressed. It's funny that almost every member of this tightly nit group,brought together by their common hatred for me and the CWE,are in the GTWF Hall of Fame right along with me. The members were High_Flying Dude (who pretty much started the whole thing),Johnny Perfect,Dark Knight Cecil (I found funny that as much as he hated me then,he kept his name that by his own admittence he came up with from my influence),The Anarchist,and Macabre. I caused some minor disturbance and resentment amoung these players when I dropped the GTWF Undisputed title belt without being beaten to play in the CWE full time,but not enough to cause a major uprising. It wasn't until fellow well respected E-Fedder and good friend of mine,Vertabreaker,did the same. At that moment,all hell broke loose as a huge anti CWE movement flowed through GTWF and I was even accused of being an enemy scout to lure players away from the fed into my new home,the CWE. While I admit that I showed Verta what the CWE was all about,I didn't suggest in any way that he should quit GTWF for the CWE (unlike Tiger,who convinced Retro Despair to flat out leave the CWE for CCW because he knew that would piss people off). That was a decision he came to himself without any encouragement whatsoever from me. Constint arguments went back and forth between myself/certain CWE officials that knew the real story who came there to defend my good name and these individuals along with other members of the roster that they brainwashed for well over a month. A line was drawn,people were alienated and brainwashed,and yes even several members of this group spammed the CWE board with insults and GTWF superiority propaganda. Eventually,tensions cooled off enough for me to give GTWF another go around...although not before I pissed most of the members of this anti CWE/Kefka movement off with their own entries on my Hall of Shame (they deserved it for all the stupidity and paranoia they caused,as well as many ridiculous unfounded accusations,so they have nobody to blame but themselves). Anyways,I came in to activly be on the GTWF roster as a means of making peace with everyone there. I'm barely there a week before Cecil and Perfect decide to resurrect argubly the most infamous faction of all E-Feds and of my own creation,EEW...however,the twist was that they were gonna use it AGAINST me. While the concept was interesting,I had not been contacted by either of them for approval to use MY intellectual property against me for a storyline angle,which is a big no no of E-Fed ethics. When I brought this to their attention,their true motive came out. Cecil went off on a rant about how much he dispised me and that it was his idea to bring back the EEW to use against me as a means of driving me out of the fed,while Perfect accused me of being a baby for not letting them use it. Seeing as how I knew something was up when I wasn't asked permission about it (hence why I brought it up out of character) and the fact that Perfect sure as hell wouldn't like it if the same was done to him,it caused another heated battle between myself until I voluntarely left the fed and didn't come back for a long time. Words were occationally thrown around between myself and these individuals,but it eventually cooled off to the point of complete silence for quite a long time. In fact,during this time,GTWF and CWE actually came together and had themselves an interpromotional event at the biggest CWE PPV,Creaturemania. Since that time peace has been made on both sides. Before Cecil disappeared from fedding and the internet all together,he and I spoke via AIM a couple times and buried the hatchet. I also recently buried the hatchet with JP and even put him over in my last fedding match (at least for the time being). However,eventhough all our differences have been resolved,it doesn't change history...and the history is that at one point,all these individuals in this group were some of the stupidest douches I'd ever encountered on the internet...just like a good chunk of BD members/mods are currently some of the stupidest douches I've ever encountered on the internet. #22:IV_Tear116 (Bloody Disgusting)Drumming in at #22 (pun intended),IV_Tear rather quickly went from a stand up guy to idiot extraordinaire who posted some of the most ridiculous shit I've ever read on a messageboard. Unlike most of the individuals who showed their true colors once I was banned,IV actually chose NOT to join in and say anything utterly moronic and contradictary things about me,not even when I got my own boards and started talking shit about the individuals doing so. He then took a brief leave of absence,only to come back as just the type of idiot that I was proving to be idiots. I couldn't understand why he went from staying out of conflict with me to all the sudden joining in when he returned to the boards. It was as if he must have had a pod sleeping next to him one night. It was when I made my own list for the all genre film draft as a challenge to myself,both to be able to come up with a good list when all of my top potential picks were taken AND to get reacquainted with a flash program I hadn't used in awhile,that he made his first idiotic post towards me...these 3 parts were my absolute favorites (meaning the most blatently dumb) First he assumes that I was trying to show BD members anything,and THEN he said what I was trying to show was "film knowledge". To really show film knowledge,one should mostly have obscure films on their list. I'm pretty sure that having popular and well known movies like A Few Good Men and Beverly Hills Cop on one's list isn't any indication of wanting to shot "film knowledge". Apparently he skimmed over this... Before I show my draft picks,I would like to thank the following people for taking picks I had lined up. All of this is with a hint of jest,so don't take it personally: Apparently he's been talking to mardigian entirely too much. He would continue to make all kinds of dumbass assumptions reguarding me such as me wanting to be in competition with BD (while commenting on my cheapness in getting a Proboards forum no less),me never leaving my house,and quite a bit more. However,there was one assertion made about 3 months ago that really shows bias and hypocricy: Oh,but I suppose certain individuals (particularly Rich_Dude and snodawg) taking UNPROVOKED shots at me from their high fucking tower in the BD boards is perfectly acceptable? Seriously,how exactly did you get so fucking stupid? You seemed like you had it together,then suddenly POOF,it was gone with the snap of the fingers. Finally,here his take on this countdown MONTHS before it began: Sorry to disappoint,but as you can tell,you're not even in the top 20...but you should be proud that you made it this high,especially seeing as how you were once an alright individual...most certainly proves the overwhelming amount of people that need medication for sudden personality changes and mood swings...but then again,thats pretty much the nature of the teenage beast...oh and as I already mentioned in the original retort to that crap,you don't inspire anger from me...but rather pity... #21:snodawg666 (Bloody Disgusting)Imagine somebody so stupid that you can pratically predict what dipshitted thing they're gonna say beforehand,make a rebuttal to it,then only to have the clueless fuckstick say EXACTLY what you thought they'd say even after you've responded to it? Well,the shithole that concludes this segment of the 50 Biggest Idiots on The Internet countdown at #21 is this exact type of person,as I've predicted rebuttals he made twice before he made them. Before I was banned,I had not heard one ill thing uttered about me on his part,nor had I uttered any ill thing about him...then all the sudden once I'm banned,he takes the opportunity to post the following: Apparently about as hard as you not looking like a complete dumbass in your recent arguments with N2N,but we'll get back to that later... I kept track of all his assertions about me since then whenever he would catch wind that I was talking shit about BD or certain BD member (none of this was directed towards him yet). Then when I started to turn my idiot/hypocrite exposing towards his direction because of this,he made the following claim: He said this dispite having previously said all of this:
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Post by Fickle81 on Sept 24, 2006 22:52:04 GMT -5
#20:crazyralphus (Bloody Disgusting)Starting the next to last portion of our countdown at #20 is a completely moronic closet racist that from now on will be refered to as crazydoofus. I knew he was a pathetic dickhole when he tried to accuse me of being a nerd (on a movie messageboard no less) because of me playing a "Rate the movie character game" and picking a character from my favorite Asian movie,Takashi Miike's Gozu: www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=103163&postcount=91At this point,it became obvious that doofus was an uncultured assbag with racist tendencies towards Asians. He would later claim that nobody on the board knows about or cares about Gozu or Asian movies in general,made a claim that I only watched said movies because I read good reviews on them and pretended to like them to look more sophisticated,that I like ALL Asian movies,and that Asian movies were "just a fad". Heres my old rebuttal to all that (which even proves an unrelated point that I'll cover during a later spot on the countdown): www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=103323&postcount=109In retrospect,I really shouldn't have even remotly supported his claim that Asian movies were a fad at all,seeing as how Seven Samurai,an Asian movie that came out 44 years before modern Asian movies became a "popular fad",pratically created the modern Western genre...but whatever you do,don't tell that bigot fuck that...lets let him think he's right. Then eventually the conversation deteriorated into whether or not Halloween was a good movie and deserved all its praise,which I say yes to both...but wait till you get a load of this... www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=103361&postcount=112Isn't that the most hilarious quote ever? Doofus implied that Halloween,a movie that recieved INSTANT praise by critics and fans when it came out in 1978 (it even got comparisons to Hitchcock's Psycho),only has fans because of Scream,a movie that came out in 1996,18 years after Halloween AND 5 of its sequels seeing as how Curse of Michael Myers came out a year before Scream did...nevermind that the movie already had enough fans to create a MULTI SEQUEL franchise before the concept of Scream was even thought of...Halloween only has huge fans because of Scream... Anyways,back to the apparent hatred for Asians and Asian cinema...I believe this quote says it all: As opposed to Korean or Chinese movies? That statement right there showed me just what an utter dipshit he was,because it's painfully obvious that he reguarded all Asian movies as Japanese. If you want to read the entire exchange between myself and doofus,click on the first link,then click on the thread title in the upper right corner and go page by page from there. He continued his willful stupidity by constintly bashing the American adaptation of The Ring (notice I didn't say remake...cause it isn't one),constintly claiming that "it was about a videotape that killed you",even when he was proven wrong...not to mention saying something to the extent of guys who watch movies starring Leonardo Dicaprio are faggots (I wish I was joking). This lead him into many conflicts with forum regulars like N2NOther,kiddcapons,and SirStoney to name a few...but like with Dreamkiller666 and more recently snodawg,it was I who exposed his dumbassery first...which pretty much makes me more ahead of the curve than anybody else. He would eventually be ridiculed to the point of leaving... However,he didn't totally stay gone as he pops back up here and there on occations...in fact,his next post on the board AFTER that stank crybaby tirade above was a mere 7 days...then another one the day after that...then he stayed gone till the 30th of last June. Hopefully the pussy grew a set and stays gone...but somehow I doubt it... #19:Gideon (CWE and GTWF/Gametalk)Falling in at #19 is a religious homeboy (a true juxtaposition),a butt buddy of Dr.Knockboot,and completely void of talent when it comes to E-Fed promos and matches (and has a tendency to godmod). He annoyed me slightly with his terrible E-Fed skills. He was good at creating character backstory,but that was pretty much it. He couldn't write a promo and match post to save his life,nor could he remotly write or sell character attack posts. Lets say for instance that I performed a character attack that involved me impaling him with a sword,which is perfectly fine seeing as how both of our characters are/were immortal. This would be a typical response from him to that: "gideon removes the sword from his body performs a healing spell and leaves."Notice that I didn't use any caps or punctuation at all? I did that to keep the authenticity of how he posted more than I am ragging on him for it,so don't bother calling me a hypocrite for pointing out one's lack of punctuation and grammar when I say I don't care about either. Now lets take the same scenario and reverse it. I would have responded with something along the lines of this: "Kefka slowly rises to his feet,trying not to cause any movements that would jar the sword stuck through him. Once he gets up,he slowly pulls the sword out,mashing his teeth together from the pain of the sword moving through his body. Once the sword is removed from his body,Kefka uses a Curaga 3 spell to close the gaping hole in his body. Just as the spell is finished,his fellow EEW member Big Businezz approches.
Biz:Damn Kef,what happened?
Kefka:That miserable worm of a bitch Gideon ran a sword through me!
Biz:He's really beginning to chav my sack as well. He tried to stake me a few hours ago. We need to get rid of him...but how?
Both Kefka and Businezz contemplated for a moment...and then,a shiteating grin appeared on Kefka's face.
Kefka:Biz...I think I've got it!
As they both walk away from the scene,Kefka reveals his plan to Businezz,which causes Biz to laugh so loud it echos through the hallway."It isn't much,but it's a SHITLOAD better than his one line no selling godmod waft of a post. Not only did I actually sell the attack with far more description,but I even went so far as to add in character dialogue that would hint about my next plan in the storyline angle to develop said angle...something Gideon knew absolutly nothing about outside his own personal character(s) history. As if that wasn't bad enough,when Boots and myself were involved in a bitter long term messageboard feud with each other,Gideon would always be right there,sticking up for Boot's stupidity...afterall,ghetto homies always stick together...but with Gideon it was slightly different as he was a RELIGIOUS ghetto homie,always talking about god and how god would judge and punish me for my sins. Who the hell was he trying to kid with that garbage? As if he wasn't guilty of the sins he was saying I would be judged and punished for? Or maybe he considered me truthfully exposing his best friend as being the idiot he is a sin? Yep,needless to say,Gideon was one of my first internet encounters with pure hypocricy. He was at one point the Undisputed champion of the new age CWE,simply called Creature Wrestling. I hope for Spade's sake it's due to the fact that he drastically improved his RPing skills and actually got talent rather than a shallow roster... #18:High_Flying_Dude (GTWF/Gametalk)Although I briefly mentioned the individual at #18 during the #23 entry on the countdown (the Olde GTWF Anti CWE/Kefka Committee),I had to give HFD his own spot on the countdown because he is the one that started ALL of it. As I stated before,when I dropped the GTWF title and left GTWF to play in the CWF (which would later be known as the CWE) full time due to censorship of my posts on GTWF,there was some minor rumblings,mostly from HFD talking to people over AIM. He started dissing the CWF,eventhough he really didn't have any idea what it was,because he apparently thought they had disrespected GTWF because of me dropping the title to play there,eventhough they had absolutly NOTHING to do with that decision that I made. However when Vertabreaker did the same thing,he made his feelings towards CWF known publicly on the GTWF board,made claims that there were "CWF spies" that had infiltrated GTWF (me apparently being the main one),and called for a declaration of war between GTWF and CWF...and none of this was a work or character promo...he was dead serious. During the constint back and forth arguments between myself/CWF officials and HFD/GTWF officials and roster,which included certain GTWF members (including HFD) spamming the CWF boards with hateful remarks and GTWF propaganda,it came to light that HFD had a certain form of a condition known as Dyspraxia. www.answers.com/topic/dyspraxiaNaturally,since this was apparently the main cause of HFD's dilusional and idiotic behaviour,I zeroed in on it...both on the GTWF board and in entries about him on my Hall of Shame board...and got A LOT of shit for it. I was called,by many of the GTWF roster,something to the extent of a "heartless and soul less bastard" for "making fun of his handicap". Eventhough I hardly consider concluding that it was no wonder that he acted like an idiot because of his mental condition as making fun of said condition,the way I saw it and STILL see it,he asked for every bit of it and his "handicap" wasn't an excuse to give him a pass to act like an idiot to the point of starting a massive conflict between MANY people,some who didn't even want or know about any conflict in the first place. He knew very well that he suffered from this condition (as he himself admitted on his own homepage that is probably long gone now). If he didn't want his personal struggles with said condition documented publically due to his own idiotic behaviour,he shouldn't have behaved idiotically to begin with. However,like the #23 entry,all that is ancient history. I've recently spoken with a friend of both mine and his and apparently HFD is doing great and has come a long way over his condition. While I wish him the best,he still deserves a high spot on this countdown for at that time being one of the biggest idiots I had ever encountered. #17:Hallowicked AKA The_Slasher_Fan AKA Franchises (Bloody Disgusting)Hustling in at #17,this individual gives new meaning to the phrase "dumbass homeboy". It started quite awhile back when I got into an argument with him back when he was known as Franchises. I cannot remember what the argument was about and it seems to be wiped from the BD logs...all I remember is that he was blatently wrong and just simply wouldn't admit to such,which is a pattern he would continue to uphold for the entire BD stay. Eventually he changed his screen name to The_Slasher_Fan,but he sure didn't change his dumbass logic along with it...plus made a few whiney namedrops about me: But then he posted something that explained EVERYTHING: Then soon afterwards,convienently right when many were starting to gang up on him due to his stupidity,he changed his name again to what it is now,which is Hallowicked...and once again,botched any attempt at a fresh start because he continued to be willfully stupid. Eventually,he was called out for looking like an idiot due to the way he dressed since it was obvious that he was trying to be black,which makes him a wigger. His defense of his attempt to identify with the black culture? www.answers.com/topic/cultureLet me break it down for you in case your high school mentality can't grasp it,Hallow...fashion often represents attitudes and behaviours of a functioning group (IE race),making it part of their culture...big clothing,hats being worn to the side,and doo rags are predominatly worn by black people...in fact,I'm pretty sure they started said fashion trends...you wear similar big clothing,hats to the side,and doo rags...but you're not black...you're white...so therefore,you're trying to identify with a culture you're not remotly a part of...you can deny this all you'd like,but you'd be wrong... Quite awhile back,after all the namedrops on his part,I got an IM. Heres the conversation of said IM: So let me get this straight...he never liked me one bit to the point of making attempted insulting namedrops...yet he blindly added me to his fucking buddy list? Hallow...if you're reading this,do yourself a favour...don't speak or write anything till you turn 21...and even then,I'd try to keep quiet as much as possible.
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Post by Fickle81 on Sept 24, 2006 22:52:35 GMT -5
#16:Zeeboe (Bloody Disgusting)Here at #16 on our countdown is somebody so utterly pathetic and sad that everybody and their brother realises is...except of course for him. Zeeboe came in and near immediatly made a retarded statement about thinking Kill Bill is overrated due to not being realistic. He might have had a point if it weren't for the fact that Kill Bill wasn't trying to be realistic...plus he admitted to liking The Devil's Rejects a whole lot more,which is a whole lot less realistic than Kill Bill. When called out on this,he fires back with an absolutly ridiculous retort,even for that of his ilk: Little does our mature friend realise that making said retort WAS in fact taking the bait. Oh and I challenge you to read that second sentence of the second paragraph over again and not have your own IQ points drop due to the overwhelming stupidity. According to Zeeboe,there are no facts that can destroy any opinion based on likes,no matter how wrong it is. So I guess that means if I were to say something to the effect of how I like to eat shit because it tastes good,dispite the universally recognised fact that it doesn't taste good at all,doesn't make me wrong for thinking it tastes good simply because it's my opinion that it does? When once again challenged for the pure bullshit he was spewing,he pops out another classic gem of idiocy: Sorry fucknuts,but "because I said so" doesn't cover logic based on stupidity. You'd be the type to claim that drinking anti-freeze doesn't kill people,then when asked how you know this,you'd blurt out "because I said so". His stupidity continued to run rampant on the board and people continued to put him in his rightful place where he belongs. This is when he snapped and started making threats (ala GhoulishGal),gay slurs,nerd accusations (ala Ite),and using individual's sex lives/lack thereof as insults: Oh we sure found out to the contrary,but we'll get back to that... MANY wives of dudes that lick,fuck,eat,and beat their pussies fake orgasms quite often...just cause you do things to a pussy doesn't make you an expert on pussy...it's HOW you do things to a pussy that does...but you're more than free to believe your own dilusions... Oh noes! He MIGHT get mad on the internet! For the love of god,run for your lives! It's at this point that I must remind the reader of his claim about how mature he had become before uttering any of this... Anyways,back to that part of his claim of not being a pussy that we all find out to the contrary. Soon after all his constint flames with people,Zeeboe made a crybaby post basically stating that he was leaving the board due to all the ganging up he had rightfully endured: www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showthread.php?p=213316#post213316Wow,what a bitch...what happened to that whole "I'm no pussy" bit? A pussy surely wouldn't make such a sappy crybaby post like that and leave due to being ganged up on. But heres the REALLY funny part...he came back 8 days past a month after he made that post declaring he would not return...which makes him DOUBLY a pussy for not following through with his own actions. You know I always wondered...for all the sex he claimed he was having and how big of nerds people were being because of "living on a messageboard",how could he have had time to start an account on eBaums World? forum.ebaumsworld.com/member.php?u=61618He's a member of not 1,but 2 forums...so whose to say he isn't a member of 3 boards,or perhaps 4 or more? All that posting would surely interfere with all the sex he claimed he was having. He reminds me of a certain wife fucker that claimed he fucked some dude's wife,only to later admit that he had lied and that he was a virgin (you'll know why I made this comparison later)...unlike said wife fucker,Zeeboe overly bragged about how much sex he's getting,which would indicate that he really doesn't get any (again,the coincidence of me making this presumption now will come full circle later)...it's like the guy that screams "faggot" the loudest most likely is one...oh wait a second,he sure did an awful lot of screaming about that as well now didn't he? In fact,I seem to remember posting something he said where he threatened to "butt rape a guy's boyfriend while the guy watched". Man,the parallels all this creates are astounding... Now here comes the best part...after all this fighting he does with people,he eventually out of the blue claims that he has suddenly become religious,pretty much to the point of being fanatical with it: John Doe Se7en:Zeeboe:John Doe Se7en:Zeeboe:N2NOther:Zeeboe:Yes,ladies and gentlemen...god actually spoke to a backwards backwoods lying closet homosexual with crybaby bitch tendencies... Man,did I call that Akuma comparison and presumption of his sex bragging or what? So since we've established by his own admission that he's a liar,it's safe to say that he continued to lie about the fact that he was a born again christian...because I surely don't think god or his fellow christians would approve of this: www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=495559&postcount=41You're a FAN of rape movies? Thats not very Christian of you,is it? What would god think of you being a fan of such evil trash? By my count,he's distorted and warped his own personality 3 times now...thats some disorder ya got there Zee. The fact is that you can pretend to give your soul to whatever god/prophet of your choosing that so happens to fit the convienence of the moment...Jesus,Moses,Allah,Buddha,it don't make a fuck...but it won't change the fact that your ass,as I just flawlessly demonstrated,belongs to me...and anybody else with enough functioning braincells to realise how idiotic and full of shit you are...if you're reading this,I know that you're most likely a closet homosexual,so don't try to get any ideas about my "owning your ass" comment...and trying to assrape me isn't a wise idea either... Enjoy your sex,virgin... *sings* Our gooooooddddddd is an awsome god,he reiiiiigggggggnnnnnns from heaven above... #15:CyNNa66 (Bloody Disgusting)Stomping in at #15 is a bitch who must have the most painful constint PMS in the galaxy. How else could one rationalise her ridiculous and hypocritical attempts at making people stop fighting with each other,which she could have very well ignored,other than the assertion made in the previous sentence? Basically,she interjected herself when I pointed out to Ite that he had made another pointless post: www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=151374&postcount=20From there I proceeded to hand her her own ass,which lead to an all out brawl between here and I that you can read here: kefchat.proboards59.com/index.cgi?board=talk9&action=display&thread=1125802428&page=17#1141265316Her pathetic white knight slave of a boyfriend then stepped in to do all the fighting for her after she had already been shown to be the complete hypocritical bitch she is,but thats for another part of the countdown so we'll just leave that there... Lets disreguard the fact that she and her pathetic ball less boyfriend sent PMs to people complaining about me (as I Am Legend will attest to) for the time being...not surprisingly,it sure didn't take her long for her to break her own word of not involved with me right when I was banned: As I pointed out here (scroll down till you see the first quote with her name on it and go from there),the concept of ignoring something that has nothing to do with you and not ignoring something that has to do with you was and probably still is completely lost on her...so much for arguing using valid points,huh? Thankfully after her and her boyfriend's run ins with me,they've pretty much left the board and only sporadically show up here and there. They need to stay gone permanently.
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Post by Fickle81 on Sept 24, 2006 22:54:24 GMT -5
#14:Nosferatuscreams (Bloody Disgusting and Dreamin Demon)Of all the idiots on the list that I was at one time on good terms with,the #14 idiot on our countdown was at one point argubly one of the ones I reguarded the highest. We had similar tastes in film,and it was thanks to my insistful recommendation that he saw David Lynch's Eraserhead and even wrote a review for it for BD's main site. Sadly however,he would deteriorate into just another idiot shortly after I was banned. When he caught wind of my board,particularly my thread that exposes BD idiots and hypocrites,he registered an account on my forum in an attempt to not only tell me off,but even tell off those that didn't agree with the decision to ban me who he deemed as backstabbing traitors: kefchat.proboards59.com/index.cgi?board=talk9&action=display&thread=1125802428&page=2#1127461353I absolutly love the parts in bold and underline...in Nos' own mind,because MATT simply expressed a slight dislike for him (without a reason even,merely a feeling),that automatically meant he was personally attacking him and that he would be "watched" from now on on a totally different messageboard...and yea you guessed it...Nos was one of the big proponets of that whole "Kefka snapped/went crazy" bit that in reality holds no water and has yet to be backed up and proven to this day no matter how many times I ask exactly how I snapped. And it didn't end there...while the individual in question has done some pretty idiotic things (enough to recieve a spot on this list),I Am Legend got royally shafted by Nos...all because he was the most vocal about the bullshit behind my banning. Of course,Nos used Legend's avatar and signature that contained nudity as an excuse (eventhough the rule he was trying to enforce had to do with pornographic material,not nudity) convienently while Legend was at his most vocal about my banning...but Nos forgot the small detail that HIS OWN signature contained nudity. He tried to defend this by calling it art,meaning it was just an illustration. In response to this bullshit copout,Legend posted a picture of Jasmin half nude and asked "is THIS considered art?" Next thing you know,he was banned. Eventually I exposed bullshit like this and the fact that he let previously banned members with new screen names get away with far more than I was allowed to (except call them on their bullshit),that he made a rather heated reply reguarding me: How much bullshit have I spewed against you all? NOT NEARLY enough bullshit that you've spewed about me. I'm not the one that makes a claim that somebody snapped,and doesn't provide solid backup that proves this...I'm not that one that bans somebody for something that over 70% of the board gets away with on a daily basis without one iota of disapproval from any mods...I'm not the one that makes a claim that somebody can't get over something,while showing that they can't get over it by merely making such a claim...I'm not the one that bolds the name of somebody banned from your forum whenever you namedrop them...the list goes on and on...plus,I'm pretty sure the things I've spewed against you isn't bullshit by mere means that I have evidence that backs up and proves what I spew about you to be correct...and as I said in my rebuttal to that pathetic tirade,you all have been asking for everything I've given you since this whole feud started. But enough about me...lets touch on something he's done to endear himself in front of his own fellow board members...he accused several people of being ignorant as a result of losing the all genre film draft because he thought his list was better than everyone else's...I would compare that with a 9 year old who loses a game of Checkers,then throws a temper tantrum by aggresivly folding up the board,with the pieces still on it,and throwing it across the roombut then again,I really shouldn't expect much from somebody who stubbornly and dilusionally insists that Ghostbusters is a horror movie,should I? But of course,you probably think you're owed something what with all that "behind the scenes stuff" that nobody knows about that makes the site continue to run. Maybe thats why the boards are constintly free of constint purposeful trouble makers and previously banned members with new screen names...oh wait... #13:Morbid (Dreamin Demon)The lying bag of fecal matter at #13 is a true disgrace to webmasters everywhere. Back when I was apparently all the rage on DD (litterally and figurtivly),I engaged in huge feud with resident dick for brains swivel. At first,although he made a few comments about me potentially changing my post style which I don't change for anyone because it's my post style,Morbid stayed on the sidelines where he belonged. Then in one of the 3 threads that swivel made about me,that Morbid didn't even bother to consider as spam,he came in and edited a few of my posts that had mass amounts of quoting rather than simply scrolling down and ignoring them like he should have. While I very much didn't appreciate it,the edit he made was with a feature on the forums known as hide,which creates a clickable link that drops down every piece of text hidden within the link. I admitted that I liked the feature quite a bit and that I would use it more often,especially when it came to long responses that had several quotes,and I did...however,I didn't say ANYTHING about using them for short replys with not that many quotes in them,AND suggested that he do the same for swivel (because his posts were almost just as long as mine and he barely had any quotes) and to just simply scroll past it in either direction and simply not read it. Problem solved...but apparently,that wasn't good enough for Morbid. It was probably THIS comment on my part that bruised his ego: Kefka:While he may not have liked that I said that,it was the cold hard truth... Morbid:Make a mental note of that part in bold and underline,cause it will come up here in a minute...as for how I do him a favour by posting on his forum? Kefka:When he demanded that I change my posting style,the nice and respectful response I made,while not exactly worded this way,was basically that his facist ass could fuck off and that I'm gonna post however I'd like,no matter who owns what forum...cause thats like,my right and shit. After said post was made on my part,I was banned from DD. But the story doesn't end there...remember that part that was bolded and underlined from Morbid's previous quote? Well,heres why I told you to remember that. Heres what he said after he read my thoughts on getting banned from DD,that was copied from my own board and pasted on theirs: Sorry Morbid,but that blatent lie in bold and underline in the quote above doesn't gell with your previous threatening quote at all...here it is again in case you forgot: And the mere fact that he complains that he doesn't have time to deal with people such as me is even more proof of his stupidity,because apparently he forgot the small detail that he hired moderators to do the sort of thing he "doesn't have time to do" Of course,I'm sure his rebuttal would be something along the lines of "I didn't ban you because of your posting style. I banned you for insorbordination reguarding you not changing your posting style." Allow me to save him the time and finger energy by informing him that that would be the very definition of splitting hairs. The fact is the problem stemed from my posting style,the fact that you didn't like it,and the fact that you wanted it changed,to wit I refused to because I have the right to post however I want reguardless of what any forum owner thinks or feels about it...therefore,the reality is,I was banned because of my post style. Now,with his wording in the quote that happened after my banning,another possible working theory comes to light. Maybe he was tired of my constint conflict with others there,especially his good friend swivel that he had no problem egging on with how he edited my posts together which I talked about earlier,nor had any problems with swivel's constint posts dedicated towards me that could very much be considered spam...so maybe he decided to push me to the point of him banning me while using the fact that he wanted my post style changed as an excuse. If this theory were to be proven fact,then not only would Morbid STILL be a liar,but he'd be a spineless coward as well. Apparently not only did he not have time to deal with the "hassle I turned into",but he apparently also didn't have time to remove my email address from his system when I was banned as I one day recieved an email that appeared to be from him in my gmail inbox: kefchat.proboards59.com/index.cgi?board=talk9&action=display&thread=1125802428&page=32#1156188520Not only did I get something in return from Morbid in my inbox,I also got referenced in a message about it on DD's front page. Lets compare and contrast both,shall we? The email response:The front page message:Notice the 2 polar opposite tones in each of those? The email seemed to have been apologetic,even with the final sentence...but on the message on the front page,he takes responsibility and apologises for every case EXCEPT mine,which he didn't do in his direct email response to me. Lets see...a liar,a potential spineless coward,and now two faced as well...yep,a perfect canadate for the 50 Biggest Idiots on The Internet.
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Post by Fickle81 on Sept 24, 2006 22:54:53 GMT -5
#12:Savieri (Bloody Disgusting)Remember when I said GhoulishGal,the #31 entry on the list,gave feminists an even worse name than they already have? Well,meet the butch hog bitch at #12 who gives feminists an EVEN WORSE name than GhoulishGal did,mostly due to the fact that she throws a hissy fit at the slightest inkling at female nudity thats posted on the boards...or perhaps she's extremely jealous that she doesn't look like they do. But thats not why she's on the list,so lets just get right down to the heart of the matter. When Tyger decided to threaten to ban me for my arguments not amusing him,Savieri's fatass also decides to interject herself as well: When I didn't comply with those bullshit threats (you'll know why I didn't comply here in a second),she officially gave me a warning. This lead me to call bullshit and hypocricy on her part: Kefka:I didn't think she would be stupid enough to actually defend her own actions while condemning mine...low and behold,I was wrong: Yep...HER case was apparently ok due to the fact that she had history with Jeremy...I had history with Ite,and yet I get flagged? This is why I believe she needs to be fired from her mod position. She blatently thinks it's ok for her to do what she won't allow others to do...which is the textbook definition of a tyrant. Hell,even a fellow former hypocritical mod called her on her bullshit: Tyger:That sarcastic response was addressed to the part of Sav's quote in bold and underline. Sav would go on to hardly show up on BD at all,yet picks up right where she left off as a mod like she still deserves to be one by banning a certain newb while not doing anything about the bigger problem of the board at that time (Zeeboe). She would also attempt to start fights with her former internet boyfriend Nos (yet she had the gall to make fun of Jeremy for having an internet girlfriend?)...oh yea,and recently,she tried to claim a thread she started as her own property,much like the #50 entry slasherman,when the newly appointed mod Dragula posted a skimpy female pic she found offensive: How this pathetic mound of bitch still has authority on that board is beyond me. In conclusion... #11:Tyger (Bloody Disgusting and Dreamin Demon)Finishing off the next to last portion of the countdown is the very hypocritical and biased former BD mod that banned me. I'll bet he honestly thought he was gonna be #1 on the list. I had not run into any kind of problem with him until I started getting into brawls with TrueHorrorFan and bringing up the fact that he resorted to making a fictitious PM that he claimed I sent...much in the spirit of KillerNerd with the phrase Wife Fucker when it came to Akuma,the phrases Fake PMer and Fake PM were born...however,because Tyger didn't find them funny like he did with KN's Wife Fucker,he demanded that I stop or that I would be banned...and the "not funny bit" was his actual reason that I'm not making up...he was litterally gonna ban me simply for something he didn't find funny on my part...that and a claim that I had made several threads spiral out of off topic control with it,eventhough he turned a blind eye to KN's constint Wife Fucker saying that he brought into WAAAAAAY more threads than I did with my phrases and instigated a lot more fights than I did with mine...but you must remember,he turned a blind eye because he thought they were funny rather than him just plain being a biased cock. Then came my my umteenth fight with Ite,that HE started,in the "Why Do You Hate Wes Craven" thread. Eventually,Tyger came in with this: What I find humorous is the fact that he would later say that he responded in this fashion,with a threat of banning,basically because he found the arguing between us repetitive (IE not funny or amusing) and that we weren't acting like adults by fighting constintly...if that was the case,why didn't he interject himself in every other constint fight between 2 or more people,who SURELY weren't "acting like adults" (like the fact that you're an adult means you don't engage in conflict with somebody else),that disrupted more than one thread? Oh yea thats right...because he's a biased cock...and the arguments between myself and Ite just so happened to not entertain or amuse him...thats right...you MUST amuse Tyger with your arguments,eventhough Tyger is nothing special to where his amusement should be a high priority for anyone,or he'll threaten to ban you and will if you tell him what a biased dumbass he is. Surely with me claiming he's biased about 4 times since this entry started that I would have proof to back up this claim...boy do I ever: kefchat.proboards59.com/index.cgi?board=talk9&action=display&thread=1125802428&page=9#1135818925kefchat.proboards59.com/index.cgi?board=talk9&action=display&thread=1125802428&page=24#1144244586Tyger even attempted to blatently lie when I called him on his hypocricy reguarding the similar conflicts others STILL have on the board today that I got banned for: kefchat.proboards59.com/index.cgi?board=talk9&action=display&thread=1125802428&page=13#1137640818My rebuttal is included in the provided link. He would also be the frontrunner for the ever popular "it's just the internet" bullshit mantra. The fool just doesn't seem to understand that the internet is just another medium of mass social interaction much like anything in the real world such as any public place (bars,malls,returants,etc). And for how much he claims people should take time away from their computers,I sure see him signed onto BD an awful lot...but due to his overwhelming hypocricy,that comes as no surprise to me whatsoever. And on top of all of this,he simply REFUSES to acknowledge my past history of fighting with people/acting like an asshole on BD long before the Fake PM incident or the incident that got me banned. This was his reply on DD (that I'll bet he joined to follow me,cause he surely hasn't posted that much on there since I was banned from there) where I asked him if I had been arguing with people from the moment I stepped foot and BD (not to mention everywhere else BEFORE BD) and answered the question for him...yet he refused to believe this Kefka:Tyger:Way to go Tyger...because of the quote above,all of my conflictive history on Gametalk,CWE,AND my early BD days (meaning pre banning) has magically disappeared completely...well not really,but for the sake of his own well being,lets pretend thats true... And yet,thats why I was able to find an old post of mine,dated March of 05 (2 months before the Fake PM incident and 5 months before being banned),during the #20 entry for crazydoofus,right? You only have said memories because you're too much of a fucking lazy tard to actually look...oh and you might want to ask N2NOther about my arguments with him about remakes from my REALLY early BD days (2004)...but you really can't count the entire year of 2004 anyway,seeing as how I took a 7-9 month hiatus from the site within a month from when I first registered and posted. Thankfully,Tyger has rightfully stepped down and given up his mod position and authority as to not screw anybody else over with his hypocritical bullshit. Does this seemingly honerable thing erase all of his biased hypocritical bullshit that he's already done? Absolutly not...hence,why he's on the list. If he honestly thinks he can dispute ANY of this,I welcome him to try...and he'll most likely fail like he always does.
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Post by Fickle81 on Sept 24, 2006 22:55:30 GMT -5
#10:Ite (Bloody Disgusting and Kef Chat)Beginning the final portion of our contdown to #1 is a cornfed lookin grand mound of worthless without any inkling of wit or intelligence. The long feud with him that caused me to be banned (unlike the similar long feuds between say...N2NOther and crazydoofus...or say KillerNerd and Akuma) best that I can recall started over me thinking his idol Hulk Hogan,whom he worships almost to the point of being a groupie,was a talentless egomaniacal asswipe who has done more harm to wrestling than good. He also made a factually incorrect claim that the Attitude era of the WWF was inspired by Hulk Hogan and WCW with the nWo angle rather than ECW. He continued to stand by this factually incorrect claim,while also claiming to be a true fan of wrestling,not realising that a true fan of wrestling wouldn't make and stand by a factually incorrect claim such as the one he made about the Attitude era,let alone worship Hulk Hogan. Eventually,I exposed him for the fraud he is: www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=127174&postcount=1033Apparently however,he didn't learn his lesson and continued to make the most assinine claims reguarding wrestling and was rightfully called an idiot by several others (myself included) for it. This is where he started breaking out his repeated insult of calling these people "nerds". This was a blatent hypocritical move on his part,because he had built up a 1000+ post count within less than a month...I'm normally not one to judge somebody's lack of life based on post count,but when you make THAT many posts in such a short period of time,you really don't have any ground to call everybody else nerds. He would also continually and purposefull (meaning ignored several warnings not to do it) make useless threads that could have been posted elsewhere. It got so bad that everytime he made a new useless post,I posted an updated list of all the useless posts he had made in the response to the new one. This lead to a confrontation with the #15 idiot on the list that I've already covered. He was eventually banned for his idiocy,but was let back in on a technicality,DISPITE the fact that he actually threatened legal action against the board for banning him...and yet,everybody gets on ME for being sad and pathetic for merely talking about the board...at least I didn't and won't threaten to file a lawsuit on the owners for merely being banned from the board dispite having no grounds to do so like Ite. For our final confrontation that lead to both of us getting banned,he actually called me a nerd like clockwork,eventhough I hadn't said anything to him whatsoever. During said confrontation,he stuck to his tired bullshit strategy of claiming I had no friends and was a nerd. I knew he was a dilusional liar already,but that claim took the cake seeing as how I had litterally already showed him 2 pictures of 2 seperate friends...and he even lied about that,claiming I never showed him any. I musta pissed him off a lot with how I kept handing him his ass,cause he even said something to the extent of him not being able to wait till my father died so he could laugh at me...why he would laugh at me for something that happens to my father is beyond me,but whatever. He also talked about how ugly I was...this coming from a guy who looks like this: Fairly recently,Ite came back to BD under the name Sammy the Eskimo and simply continued to be the exact same idiot that he was,so much to the point that most of the regulars recognised it was him right off the bat. Then as if that wasn't a blatent enough indication,he was actually dumb enough to put a link to his Saloon messageboard in his profile. Eventually he was banned once again...so that means if you count the one time he was able to post during the board switchover and the time he apparently hacked into somebody else's screen name,he's been banned from BD exactly 5 times...wow,what an idiot... Heres a hilarious quote from him for the road,trying to rationalise that Hogan doesn't use punches for the majority of his matches: #9:Mr_Mood_Swing AKA Returner3000 (Bloody Disgusting and Dreamin Demon)Flopping in at #9 is a truly nasty disgusting vessel of body fat that may very be mentally handicapped,but is DEFINATLY a pederast. He was banned under the name Returner3000 due to comments that indicated that he was a pedophile. He then occatinally IMs several people,even those from BD that he doesn't know...which included me. He denied that he was a pederast only to make a disgusting comment to indicate that he was one. He then signed on as Mr_Mood_Swing and continued the same sickening behaviour,yet was allowed to stay for quite awhile. He even still got to stay when he said something to the extent of hoping ZombieBabe's kids die. Eventually,he was banned again...although it sure took longer than it should have. If you really don't believe me about how much of a disgusting bastard he is,just take a look at these... I wish I could find his YouTube videos of him dancing around in a karate suit and showing his ass and the one where he's damn near completely nude and doing karate moves... #8:amicus (Bloody Disgusting)Running in at #8,this vaginal belch only says things that he knows will piss people off and hates everything just to piss people off...somebody should have praised Terrance and Phillip just so he could gone on a tirade about how shitty they are eventhough they were in his avatar. He claims that anybody who fires back at his stupidity "swing from his nuts". Nevermind the fact that he purposefully says these things TO piss people off and to get that sort of attention...so it could be argued that it's him that actually tries to swing from everybody else's nuts. Those that he deems "nut swingers" get typical lame made up insults such as them not getting laid,have no lives,etc. Again,he seems to be so attention starved that he needs to offend people over the internet...so in essence,everything he claims towards others could actually reflect his own being. Along with his attention seeking bitchiness,he was also exposed as a blatent liar. He accidentally let it slip that he was only 14 years old on a BD post. He went back and edited it,and replaced the number 14 with 25. BD member The Ripper had already seen him writting that he was 14 before the edit (as did I...unfortunatly I didn't take a screen capture of it). When called on this,amicus steadfastly denied it: Notice the little note on the bottom that saus " Last edited by amicus: Today at 06:48 PM"? Well,he stupidly denied that he edited the post as well: He continued on with his pathetic behaviour until he was banned when CD came into power as the new mod on BD...but he might still be able to post. As I have said quite a few times,I believe that amicus has another screen name that was used prior to that. www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/member.php?u=7473If you look at the post history of the above screen name,Shivers,you will see definate similarities with the way he posted and the way amicus did (they both hate on things that others love just to piss people off),especially with the most recent of Shiver's posts. I believe that Shivers gave up with that screen name,most likely due to others (myself included) telling him what a moron he is,and registered a new account with the amicus screen name to use so that people wouldn't think he and Shivers were one in the same. If this is indeed true,than amicus/Shivers is one pathetic excuse for a human being. #7:suicidalhatedmantheclown (Bloody Disgusting and Kef Chat)Like the #8 entry on the countdown,the #7 entry on the countdown only said things that he knew would anger people...except his way of doing it was even more transparent and pathetic than amicus' was...and thats sayin quite a lot. Not surprisingly,he was banned from BD for his bitch child behaviour (of all things,having a David Koresh avatar). He liked to constintly call people "losers with no lives" for posting on a messageboard while posting on a messageboard...yep,I'm dead serious... Eventually he came here and posted some pretty hilariously bad stuff...which even included a thread dedicated to me... kefchat.proboards59.com/index.cgi?board=talk9&action=display&thread=1132529494Just about every single post on my board either has hideously lame insults guaranteed to have been crapped out of his ass in mid paragraph (like me getting assraped by an uncle I don't have named Charlie),calling me a loser for posting on a messageboard while posting on a messageboard,and of course extremely detailed homoerotic scenarios that he places me in...that last part rather creeps me out,especially due to this statement of his: Dude,if you fantasize about me,just come right out and say it,theres no need for the elementary school recess antics...I'll decline cause I don't swing that way,but you admitting you've got a thing for me is a lot better than claiming to have watched me for a month combined with how you claim that "my boyfriend grabs my long hair while fucking my tight little hairy balloon knot" and that "my boyfriend eats rice out of my tight little chocolate covered asshole". On top of all this,he can't even insult me properly: As opposed to what he meant: I guess he simply left the board after I told him that his material was so predictable and lame that I already had part of my reply ready for him before he even posted,and that it only took 3 minutes to respond to his dipshittedness. I just hope he's praying at his David Koresh alter rather than masturbating to pictures of me...cause it would creep me out to have such an oxygen wasting closet homosexual clearing his short stubby snorkel while staring at my picture. #6:Rob X Crippler (GTWF/Gametalk)3 words accurately describe the sad shit sandwich on the #6 spot on our countdown:Cyber Terrorist Wannabe. To make himself feel big and imposing,I assume because he didn't get enough attention from his parents as a child,Rob tried to be the sterotypical messageboard villian by coming up with all sorts of stupid schemes to hack into Gametalk and crash the site. He even stupidly made empty threats of this out in the open,which lead him to being banned. After I revealed some of his AIM conversations with me on the board (I acted as a voluntary mole,gained his trust,then openly handed him his ass in front of everybody on the E-Fed forum) where he talked about his terrorist goal and his plans to achieve them,he began to hold a grudge against me to the point of constintly spamming my AIM,only to once again spam it with a new screen name once the one he already used was blocked. I counted at least 10 screen names on my AIM block list that I know belonged to him. Talk about too much time on one's hands. Then as if that wasn't enough,he followed me to the CWE,where he spammed the board and tried on many occations to make the board crash...all of these schemes failed and was banned everytime. Hell,even when Boots recruited him into the CCW,he tried to hack into their boards and was banned for it. After his failed attempt at trying to take over CCW,Rob seemed to have thankfully disappeared from the internet completely...the only thing I worry about now is that he is out there somewhere,plotting to take over the world possibly with some kind of missle or a created virus...but then I come to the realisation that he's probably blown himself up or gotten himself infected due to his ineptness at evil doing,so theres really nothing to worry about.
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Post by Fickle81 on Sept 24, 2006 22:56:29 GMT -5
#5:TrueHorrorFan (Bloody Disgusting)At last we've reached the final 5 on our countdown...and coming in at #5 is truly an individual who gives Latinos a bad rap. It all started in the official thread for George A. Romero's Land of the Dead on BD. I very bluntly told somebody who blindly posted something that had already been posted at least a couple times before to not post blindly and move on. It was at this point that this mung puddle decided to stick his nose where it didn't belong and accuse me of posting stupidity. After rightfully telling him off,he didn't type a single word for days until he contributed something intelligent to say to the discussion,to wit I commended him for while saying "you may not be as dumb as I thought". This caused him to lash out at me with a lameass assertion that I should "overdose on my medication" eventhough I don't take any. He also hinted that I had sent him a PM inquiring about "gerbils at discount prices" when I hadn't sent him shit. Then when I made a reference to the fact that he was one of the choices on the BD's most hated member poll,he showed the PM he claimed I sent: Funny...I don't see anything on there about gerbils at discount prices like he claimed I sent. It was due to this absolutly pathetically hilarious display that the phrases "Fake PM" and "Fake PMer" were born. Along with fake PMs,he apparently used the only insults he had in his arsenal (all made up)...such as that I was a "kid" that "lived in his parent's attic" and that I "spent all of my Fridays and Saturday nights posting on messageboards". He didn't just use these on me,but rather,every person who called him out on being the dumbass he is...which is unfortunatly,nowhere near enough as there should be. I guess everybody is afraid of these interchangeable insults that are nothing short of a stroke of genius... After altering one of my quotes dedicated to his oral sex slave Shivers,TrueFakePMer did what he did best...made more fake PMs: Ya know,by judging from his taser gun avatar and his location saying "law enforcement",I can only assume that he wants to become or already is a cop. It just shows that anybody,even those as mindnumbingly stupid as him,can become a police officer. As I've said before,I could just imagine somebody telling him off for thinking he had probable cause to do anything reguarding them,which would lead to hi wrongfully arresting them...then in court,he would produce an audio recording claiming the person in question admitting to the crime he claimed he arrested them for...except it would be obvious that the voice on the recording was his own. Thats the level of pathetic that his Fake PM making could be compared to in a real life situation...and somehow I'M the one that needs to OD on medication? LOL! Whatever you say TrueFakePMer... -Peace essay!#4:WhiteZombie (Bloody Disgusting)As I already hinted earlier,the #4 entry is the absolutly pathetic boyfriend of the #15 entry on our countdown. The obsession with me and sheer dedication to remove me from BD (his own words) was nothing short of incredibly moronic considering how far he went with it. After I called his girlfriend out on being the hypocritical bitch she was when she tried to start shit with me (only to run away like a coward when I put her in her proper place),her white knight and shining armour came to her rescue to fight the rest of her battle for her. kefchat.proboards59.com/index.cgi?board=talk9&action=display&thread=1125802428&page=18#1141265355kefchat.proboards59.com/index.cgi?board=talk9&action=display&thread=1125802428&page=18#1141265414kefchat.proboards59.com/index.cgi?board=talk9&action=display&thread=1125802428&page=18#1141265466Due to the heated conflict between him and myself,he sent me the first of many PMs,to wit I posted out in the open: www.bloody-disgusting.com/forums/showpost.php?p=152970&postcount=7096I especially love THIS part: Over a year later,I STILL haven't figured out exactly what made him better than me. It can't be because he didn't do everything I did,because he did...and thensome cause I never cluttered up his PM box with bullshit seeing as how I have the nads and conviction to deal with it out in the open where it belongs (some of the other PMs he sent me contained threats of physical harm and a declaration that he "would not rest until I was gone from the board"). Maybe it was the fact that he had a hypocritical mound of cunt to stick up for so blindly even when shes wrong and I didn't...but again,I sure as fuck don't see how that makes him better than me...if anything,it makes him worse than me because I don't have a dumb bitch dragging me by the balls to do whatever she commanded...which would mean I'm not emasculated like he obviously is. See,him and his girlfriend figured they were special and owed some kind of obedient respect simply because they had a high post count dating all the way back to 2003. Not only was this notion blatently false,but extremely arrogant as well. He also came up with some of the lamest notions,like I was his "pet" and his "puppet". I have since given these types of lame attempts at reverse psychology a name just for him:WhiteZombieisms. They both also apparently sent people PMs whining about how I was the devil. It's truly a shame that I will most likely never read any of them. Just like his bleeding twat of a girlfriend,WZ is rarely seen on BD anymore. I guess both of them decided to take my advice and leave if they were so bothered by all the conflicts on the board that aren't going anywhere...either that,or they're both dead...which would be even better... #3:swivel (Dreamin Demon and Bloody Disgusting)The truly amazing thing about the #3 biggest internet idiot is how much stupidity he showed in such a short amount of time! When I first came to DD,I made an introduction thread with the joking title "The great one has arrived". In it,I decided to make a couple of pre emptive strikes on some of the stupidity that I had dealt with on BD,seeing as how DD were closely affiliated with BD and would most likely eventually spout off the same stupid shit I've already dealt with. A few took offense to this,swivel being one of them. He actually thought I was claiming universal genius to the point where he kept wanting me to show it...but what he failed to realise is that I never made such a claim in the first place and the things I said were only brillience when compared to the brain jarringly stupid...to wit,swivel turned out to be one of. Because of this,swivel went to extreme lenghs to attempt to dominate me,while at the same time claiming that this was all a pointless game that I was hell bent on winning. Here are some of the other things swivel would be guilty of during the whole affair: - Selective reading/comprehension
- Incorrectly using terminology due to not knowing their definition(s)
- Dilusional lying
- Dismissal of source referenced facts
- Repeating things that were proven false verbatim
- Pratically spam by making new threads solely about the person I'm arguing with
- Appealing to others in an attempt to feel justified for partaking in a grudge (which includes going to a forum said person is banned from just to talk about them)
- Sounding like a broken record (especially with the phrase "internet narssicist")
- Constintly claiming the individual I'm arguing with accuses me of things that I'm actually guilty of without proof or backup
He admitted that he was stupid and claimed that he never said he had reading comprehension...while at the same time,using big words (improperly) in an attempt to sound smart and trying to give ME a lesson on reading comprehension. He also obviously didn't know what a plot hole was,as he continued to claim that Haute Tension's ending didn't make sense even when explained that the movie had an unreliable narrator telling the story. As noted in the list,he also registered an account on BD in order to gain appeal and false credibility by taking shots at me in order to get more people on his side...but once I was gone from DD,there was no reason to even go there anymore as he hasn't posted since May 14 and only has a total of 33 posts. Rather than get into anymore details about his utterly stupidity,I'm just gonna show you,because it really has to be seen to believed. Keep the provided list of stupidity on his part in mind and be on the lookout for these things (especially #3 with how I constintly used Wikipedia and him having evidence of this,yet he never provided said evidence cause it didn't exist). www.dreamindemon.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6478www.dreamindemon.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6669www.dreamindemon.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6671www.dreamindemon.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6694#2:Rich_Dude76 AKA tHe_FuNhouSe AKA locke (Bloody Disgusting,Dreamin Demon,and Kef Chat)The second biggest idiot on our countdown is argubly the most mentally disturbed individual on our list. The thing is that I actually never had a problem with him until my battle with WZ and his girlfriend. It was when I made a rebuttal to CyNNa's claim that all the old BD members are leaving due to flame wars that others have with each other (as if it was MY fault,let alone as if I was supposed to give a shit) by saying that anybody that leaves a messageboard due to said flame wars,that don't even involve them,are pussies (more specifically,"whiney cunts"). It's at this moment that Rich comes in and says that he is one of those very members that left for Dreamin Demon because he was tired of seeing said flame wars. He thought that I was gonna retract my statement simply because it was him that fell into the group said statement was addressed to...but since I'm not a hypocrite and because I call a spade a spade,I did no such thing. This obviously offended him: kefchat.proboards59.com/index.cgi?board=talk9&action=display&thread=1125802428&page=18#1141265414It was at this point that I had to point out that he was being a hypocrite,seeing as how he was involved in plenty of similar flame wars that he apparently dispised enough to leave...AND partook in said flame wars for such a terrible useless reason (when compared to the reason myself and others partook in said flame wars),which was to defend the honor of women on the internet that he'd most likely never meet. It sure as fuck wouldn't be the last time I would have to call him on his hypocritical behaviour (which I still do to this day) as he would make a habit of contradicting himself constintly,sometimes even during mid paragraph! When I was banned from BD,Rich's obsession with me really showed as he was argubly the one who was referencing and namedropping me the most out of anybody (he's undoubtedly the one who does it the most now,but earlier on he had some competition). When I decided to post briefly on BD's sister board,Freeze Dried Movies (FDM),Rich followed me there with his alternate screen name tHe_FuNhouSe and attempted to put me in my place...dispite the fact that these attempts were utterly terrible,he constintly claims that he owns me all the time. He even has the statement "Ite OWNED Kefka" in the signature of this second screen name as a means of perpetuating his grudge he has with me. So not only do we now have Bi Polar like behaviour with the extreme amount of contradictions on his part,but we also have delusions when it comes to the realm of reality,especially with how he constintly denies that he started anything by getting offended when I didn't take back my general comment about those leaving messageboards because of flame wars other people have with each other being whiney cunts. But it gets even better. In doing research I caught at least one instance of his FuNhouSe screen name interacting with his Rich_Dude screen name as if they were 2 different people. He claims the whole FuNhouSe screen name is a joke influenced by KN's RobertHamburger alternate screen name. However,this explaination is faulty due to the fact that said second screen name of KN's is based on a real person,while RD's second screen name comes from his own mind (an ICP reference yes,but the name still took creative thinking with how 2 of the letters in the name are in caps). This leads me to conclude that he may very well have a split personality,which given both of the mental afflictions he has already,it would not come as a surprise to me. He also continues to be hung up on a statement I made during my argument with Sav where I said "I listen to me,myself,and I",dispite the fact that it has been explained over and over that in the context of when it was said,it simply implied that I don't listen to people that are 100% wrong and hypocritical. I even expounded on this in the very next sentence of said argument with Sav,but both of them (Rich especially) zeroed in on that "me,myself,and I" remark and Rich continues to try to throw that in my face as if it was valid enough to throw. Eventually Rich came here on these boards under the screen name locke,which like my name,originated from argubly the greatest game ever made:Final Fantasy VI (or Final Fantasy III for those American SNES fans). His second post included a completely botched attempt at being witty with a digitally imaged newspaper article. It was botched in both reporting (my favorite being that I suffered a bad childhood) and all sorts of needless gaps in between certain words that in no way reflect an actual newspaper. Furthermore,he brought out a WhiteZombieism by making the claim that I was his toy,while having a FF 6 screen name which shows my obvious influence on him no less. However as lame as those attempts at being witty were,they were a helleva lot better than using something called Aninote,a flash generator which flashes several pictures of people and/or things getting owned while pointing to the person or thing getting owned in the pictures with the name of an individual that you put in a URL address (it allows you to be interchangeable) being shown over the arrow to imply that they've been owned. Here I'll show you... Robert.Blake.JustGotOwned.comBloody-Disgusting.JustGotOwned.com/http://Rich_Dude.JustGotOwned.com/ It's exactly the same movie with just different names in it. This shows ineptness and lack of talent/knowledge in how to come up with your own digital piece to rag on somebody. The feud has been never ending. It has taken a breather due to Rich apparently being addicted to World of Warcraft. Hopefully he'll stay in that fantasy world,because if he were anymore out of touch with reality and mentally screwed up,he'd need some severe shock treatment...wait,who am I kidding...he already badly needs said treatment...
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Post by Fickle81 on Sept 24, 2006 22:56:56 GMT -5
#1:Dr.Knockboot AKA Boots The Mastermind (CWE,CCW,GTWF/Gametalk,Sega,and more!)A feud far too big for just 1,2,or even 3 sites... Dispite it being roughly 2 or 3 years since my last contact with this individual,Boots taking the #1 spot on my list of the 50 Biggest Internet Idiots was pretty much a no brainer. Why? For the simple fact that the extreme levels of cringe inducing stupidity this individual stooped to were downright disturbing. While I've dealt with my fair share of huge morons since then,none of them have been able to even remotly match the stupidity displayed by Boots. Idiocy such as the kind he displayed on a near daily basis online was truly the stuff of wonders...it begged,and still begs today,to be scientifically studied. Where to begin? Well,it all started when yours truly was still considered a rookie in the CWE (then known as the CWF),but the rookie with the most potential of course (I would eventually be inducted into the CWE Hall of Fame). Anywho,I was involved in a work feud with Gideon. During the rivalry,he gathered together and formed a faction that he called The Regulators. One of the key members,and Gideon's "second in command",was one Dr.Knockboot. It became apparent early on that the feud wasn't a work to him and that he was taking the game WAY too seriously. It also became apparent that Boots had absolutly no reguard for how to play the game or to follow the rules of the game,because he constintly went over the heads of the booking staff and tried to set up his own matches,when the rules stated that matches could only be held at TV events and/or PPVs and could only be posted by said booking staff. Each time that myself or anybody else didn't bother to show up to his invalid impromptu matches,he would act all big and bad by calling those that didn't show up cowards. He was warned quite a few times by myself and staff and did nothing to change his behaviour,eventually even snapping back at the game officials...which eventually lead to him being banned and The Regulators disbanding because of it. After he was banned,he made several attempts at spamming the CWF boards with new screen names,with flames and insults towards certain CWF members and staff. He seemed particularly angry with me,who he blamed for getting him banned. Each time he was told to fuck off and go take a look in his own mirror,then banned again. Things were briefly quiet until Boots was seen talking up a shit storm over at GTWF on Gametalk about myself and the CWF,which lead me to come back there and verbally hand him his ass several times. During the constint confrontation between us on Gametalk,Boots would regularly post on the complaints forum about me,claiming that I was a racist and making racist comments,when no such racist comments were EVER made (he would do this with many others as well). Just like what would eventually become a pattern with Boots,everybody else saw exactly what an idiot he was. There were even those on GTWF who were quite fanatical with their hatred towards me that couldn't even stand him enough to back him up with his beef with me. Of course,this lead him to lash out at those that didn't back him up and saw what a true dipshit he was,which lead to him getting name banned many times...and every single time,he would come back and pick up right where he left off. Right around this time,I had created my Hall of Shame board to expose the stupidity of individuals who made a blatent effort to not think before they acted towards me and others. Boots,of course,was a natural choice to be one of the first to be inducted. He,of course,didn't take too kindly to that...but what he would do in retaliation was truly hilarious:He created a shitty MSN Community board,which is the lowest common denominator of messageboards (rather than getting something less ametuer like Proboards or Network54,which is what my Hall of Shame was hosted on),which was solely dedicated towards HIS OWN Hall of Shame,which I was the first to be inducted on (and would eventually have the most follow up entries to as well). Apparently somebody forgot to tell Boots that the best way to win a feud with somebody ISN'T taking an idea they came up with and executing it in such an ameturish and blatently spiteful fashion...but,with just about everything else that was pointed out to him,it went through one ear and out the other. The feud continued on for at least a good part of the year,which included him trying to start shit with myself and fellow CWE friends via AIM with alternate screen names (which included him impersonating some of my CWE friends with similar screen names and raising my AIM warning level)...which also included at least a week long incident of the whole thing spewing over into one of Loki Dewitt's small time E-Feds that Boots had joined and continued to talk shit on (I don't remember the name of it). This time,however,it was nearly 4 against 1 (myself and 3 other CWF officials,who had grown tired of Boot's idiocy much like I grew tired long before)...Boots DID IN FACT continue to reply to each one of us,but his retorts became more and more idiotic (and even shorter) as time went along...he was definatly showing signs of cracking under the pressure and not being able to handle that many intelligent people handing him a plate full of his ass with his fallacy as the trimmings at once. Eventually,Boots left the fed and even started talking shit about its owner Loki,who he had been continously praising before just for the mere fact that I couldn't stand him and was vocal about it. I eventually decided to give Boots a taste of his own medicine by invading HIS OWN self proclaimed home turf,Sega's message boards. Like with everywhere else,I verbally annihilated him...and this was apparent to everybody EXCEPT Boots and a couple of his Regulator buddies. I also embarrased him on his own "home turf" via the fact that I only got name banned once during our confrontation there,while he got name banned twice...but of course,he failed to see it that way just like all of his other stupidity induced inadequacies. Eventually and predictably,he ended up in the bitter rival fed promotion of CWF,CCW. Like clockwork,he attempted to use the long bitter history between the CWF and CCW as a means of waging his war on the CWF and me on a larger scale,while kissing the collective CCW ass left and right just because myself and the officials of the CWF didn't care for them. Shockingly,the members of CCW wouldn't have any of it and constintly warned Boots to stop. Of course he wouldn't,and was,at least temporarally banned...and per usual,just like everywhere else he was banned from,he began to talk shit about them. It was after this that things FINALLY died down and Boots eventually seemingly faded into obscurity. His tactics were near identical to that of Ite's,only with the typical gang banger shit talking mentality. "Nerd" was a staple insult in his arsenal,as well as "virgin". He liked to constintly use rap and ebonics references,while at the same time hype up how educated he was with a most likely fabricated high GPA in school. Then there was that moment of pure hilarious irony where he claimed that all I could to as means of flaming was "spout off kiddie,unoriginal insulting names that only 1st graders can think of" right after refering to me by the Uwe Boll film quality bad play on my real name "DuLame Pickle" in the same sentence. He also tried to take advantage of a moment where I was man enough to reveal something personal about myself and tried to say that my mother constintly abused me,when thats not at all what I said nor is it what even remotly happened...trust me,all this and the story I just presented to you is merely scratching the surface. I was doing some research the night after coming up with the idea to do this list to see if I could find any remnants of his traces online,since it seems he hasn't been seen regularly since early 05 (hopefully he got caught in a drive by shooting),when I found THIS...the official website of The Elite Regulators that was created by Boots: www.freewebs.com/eliteregulators/One of the most dominating groups in messageboard and e-fed history?! LMAO! Is this guy for real? First of all,it's kinda hard for an entire group to be dominating when these messageboards and e-feds that were "dominated" were only exposed to 2 of it's members,whos only contributions to said "dominated messageboards and e-feds" was stupidity that induced mass ridicule (hence,the "bitter and spineless foes" he refered to). Second of all,I wouldn't call GETTING BANNED from a particular fed as being dominating...but rather,being DOMINATED. Third and finally,the only presence they made known on the net was controversy due to their own stupidity...theres quite a bit of difference between causing stupidity laced controversy and being dominating. The only place you dominated on the net is the site I just quoted you from,and thats only because nobody has bothered to come there and verbally slap the e-taste out of your e-mouth...and even if they did,you would probably ban them in a heartbeat due to you being a spineless coward. Don't just take my word about how dumb Boots is...if you're prepared to lose all of your faith in human intellect,I invite you to take a look at some of his old posts from Sega's messageboard,AKA his "home"... boards.sega.com/sega/profile.php?mode=viewprofile&u=436Too bad the boards are totally different from what they used to be because my verbal ownage of Boots is no longer accessable and I don't think any of it is still around to read anywhere. Congratulations Boots...your stupidity has not been forgotten. Dispite the fact that I haven't been exposed to your dumbassery for a few years,and the fact that you seem to have faded away from the internet,you're STILL the #1 biggest internet idiot,dipshit,dumbass,moron,or whatever term you wish to use...wherever your gang banger wannabe dumbass is now,you should be honored. Well,there you have it...the 50 Biggest Idiots on The Internet according to Kefka...but it ain't quite over yet...heres the breakdown of statistics and percentages of idiots in contrast to what boards they were on (all percentages are rounded up or down accordingly): Bloody-Disgusting:36 (57%) CWE:6 (10%) Dreamin Demon:8 (13%) Gametalk:8 (13%) Kef Chat:5 (8%)It looks like BD is the clear winner as it has the highest ratio of idiots when compared to the other boards. I really don't know what makes BD such a breeding ground for idiots,but rock on I guess...I surely wouldn't be proud of it,but thats just me... A sincere thank you to all who made the list for making my life on the internet equally entertaining and nauseating...just a reminder to all those who made the list,if you chose to express your displeasure with being on said list,feel free to drop me a rant/tirade induced line at kefkaisbad@hotmail.com and I will either: A)Promptly disreguard and delete the email(s). or,more likely: B)Post it on my board as further proof behind my reasoning for putting you on the list. I would also like to thank those that tuned in to this special week long Kef Chat event...and even if nobody did,I still had fun writting and presenting the list. Until next time,I'm Kefka...reminding you that if you don't think before you type,I'll be there to point it out in the most blunt way possible,and you getting offended will only further my enjoyment...Catch ya on the flip side...
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